Colin Farrell Is The Lead In Season 2 Of ‘True Detective’
Colin Farrell Is The Lead In Season 2 Of ‘True Detective’


Acting is a flat circle.

Colin Farrell is the latest Hollywood star to make the move to the small screen, the Sunday World can exclusively reveal. The Dub last night confirmed he’s been cast in HBO’s award-winning True Detective and added: “I’m doing the second series. I’m so excited.”

Okay, so the best shows of the last five years: True Detective, Hannibal, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Brojack Horseman, My Neighbor Trying To Drive His New Riding Lawnmower Up The Hill In His Front Yard.  All excellent shows. Tastes are subjective, but if you don’t agree with the first two, well, I’m sorry you feel that way. I’m also sorry you haven’t been able to see my neighbor. Hey man, maybe try cutting the grass with scissors. You’ll probably save a lot of time.

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Rihanna Is Sexting Colin Farrell

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Rihanna has long since figured out what to do with a camera phone, and now she is using this knowledge to try to bang Colin Farrell. The Sun reports:

If there’s one woman you wouldn’t mind pestering you, the Bajan stunner has to top the list. The Rude Boy singer met ex-hellraiser Colin on GRAHAM NORTON’s chat show before Christmas. They swapped numbers afterwards and the Irish Rover has been receiving lots of flirty messages. A source said: “Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?” I saw footage of Mr Norton’s show when they originally met. Early on Colin complimented her on her dress, which left only her “limbs” on show. He added: “They are very nice limbs. There’s probably a reason I mentioned them, I had to get them off my mind.” Rihanna then talked about getting a wax treatment, leaving Colin wide-eyed with excitement.

I could have an art show with what’s been sent to my phone, but it probably can’t compare with what Rihanna has to say. Oh, man! A wax treatment?! I feel like opening a bottle of wine and putting on some Maxwell at the thought of Rihanna with her ass in the air while some Korean chick applies alcohol to prevent ingrown hairs. I can’t be the only one turned on now, right?

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Colin Farrell yesterday at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival:

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Colin Farrell and girlfriend, Muireann McDonnell in NYC August 8th:

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Colin Farrell’s Pimp Hand is Deadly

Two months after his girlfriend left him for actor Colin Farrell, college student John Marc Knight, 22, killed himself in his home near Dublin. Muireann McDonnell, 21, met Farrell at a party in a bar across the street from the gourmet food store where she worked. Sources say the pair “hit it off immediately” and starting dating. Friends say Knight was devastated.The Sun reports:

She is having trouble coping with this…When she was with John she was a devoted girlfriend…Before that she and John had been a “really good couple”, according to friends. One source said: “They’d been going out for some time and gone traveling. They had done Australia and all that. Everything really looked like it was going well.”

Yeah, things were going well until she met Colin Farrell. He’s famous for being knuckle deep five minutes after he meets a woman, so this was pretty much a done deal. Sorry buddy, your girlfriend hit the vagina Powerball. She couldn’t have gotten over you any faster if you were a speed bump.

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