Clint Eastwood Has Had It With You Pussies
Clint Eastwood Has Had It With You Pussies

Clint Eastwood did an interview with Esquire and immediately stepped in all the shit, because when an 86-year old white guy talks about racism, it’s sure to go about as well as you’d expect. Like how Donald Trump is “onto to something” when says racist shit. As I was saying, as well as you’d expect. 

But he’s onto something, because secretly everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation. Everybody’s walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist. 

Translation: “Fuck man, white people can’t even call black people niggers or tell their chick co-workers they wanna cum on her tits without people making such big deal out of it. They might even try to get you fired, can you believe that shit?! Fire you. A white man. Can’t even make memes saying Michelle Obama is an ape. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist, because if they were, we’d burn those troublemakin’, racebaiting  niggras houses down or the police would send dogs after them and whatnot. Then maybe shoot them.”

So, what’s the “pussy generation”

All these people that say, “Oh, you can’t do that, and you can’t do this, and you can’t say that.” I guess it’s just the times.

I think he just said that if he complains about me calling something racist he’s a pussy. Not sure. How about this. We live in America, we’ll say what the fuck we want. Glad we cleared that up. But, surprisingly, he thinks another old white man is free to say what’s on his mind. 

What Trump is onto is he’s just saying what’s on his mind. And sometimes it’s not so good. And sometimes it’s … I mean, I can understand where he’s coming from, but I don’t always agree with it…I haven’t endorsed anybody. I haven’t talked to Trump. I haven’t talked to anybody. You know, he’s a racist now because he’s talked about this judge. And yeah, it’s a dumb thing to say. I mean, to predicate your opinion on the fact that the guy was born to Mexican parents or something. He’s said a lot of dumb things. So have all of them. Both sides. But everybody—the press and everybody’s going, “Oh, well, that’s racist,” and they’re making a big hoodoo out of it. Just fucking get over it. It’s a sad time in history.

Yeah. It’s a sad time in history. Not like the happier time when black people were still getting lynched when you were in your 20s or getting sent to prison for looking at a white lady wrong.  That shit was bomb I bet. Shooting gays was also pretty fun too back then. Even God had your back then. Sorry, dude. White guys had a good run. I don’t want to leave you feeling hopeless, but if Trump loses, there’s another megalomaniac millionaire who says insane shit and whose wife gets naked a lot and who throws tantrums on Twitter running for President in 2020. I’m sure you can just fucking over the fact he’s black. lol jk I know you can’t. 

Here’s Nate Parker doing a GQ shoot on Tuesday. A black man in a suit! Can you even believe it, Clint?! What a sad time in history. 

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Clint Eastwood Wants Spike Lee To Shut Up

It takes hard work to be a racist. I guess that’s why Spike Lee doesn’t make that many movies. He’s busy. Like a few weeks ago, when he blasted Clint Eastwood to the media because the legendary director’s movie, Flags of Our Fathers, didn’t contain any black soldiers. You know, despite the fact that the U.S. Military was segregated during WWII:

There were many African-Americans who survived that war and who were upset at Clint for not having one [in the films]. That was his version: the negro soldier did not exist. I have a different version.”…”Clint Eastwood made two films about Iwo Jima that ran for more than four hours total, and there was not one Negro actor on the screen,” Lee said. “If you reporters had any balls you’d ask him why. There’s no way I know why he did that … But I know it was pointed out to him and that he could have changed it. It’s not like he didn’t know.”

In an interview Eastwood answered back. Game, set, match:

In typically outspoken language, Eastwood justified his choice of actors, saying that those black troops who did take part in the battle as part of a munitions company didn’t raise the flag. The battle is known by the image of US marines raising the American flag on Mount Suribachi. “The story is Flags of Our Fathers, the famous flag-raising picture, and they didn’t do that. If I go ahead and put an African-American actor in there, people’d go: ‘This guy’s lost his mind.’ I mean, it’s not accurate.” Referring to Lee, he added: “A guy like him should shut his face.”..Defending the racial make-up in his films as historically accurate, Eastwood referred to another of his films, Changeling, which was set in Los Angeles before the city had a large group of African-Americans. “What are you going to do, you going to tell a fuckin’ story about that?” he said. “Make it look like a commercial for an equal opportunity player? I’m not in that game. I’m playing it the way I read it historically, and that’s the way it is. When I do a movie and it’s 90% black, like Bird, then I use 90% black people. “He was complaining when I did Bird (the 1988 biopic of Charlie Parker). Why would a white guy be doing that? I was the only guy who made it, that’s why. He could have gone ahead and made it. Instead he was making something else.”

Wow. I think we can all agree that the only thing missing from Clint Eastwood’s response was a finishing move.

Racist douchebag update: You thought Spike Lee would shut the fuck up after that? Of course you didn’t. Via ABC news:

First of all, the man is not my father and we’re not on a plantation either,” he told “He’s a great director. He makes his films, I make my films. The thing about it though, I didn’t personally attack him. And a comment like ‘a guy like that should shut his face’ — come on Clint, come on. He sounds like an angry old man right there.”..”If he wishes, I could assemble African-American men who fought at Iwo Jima and I’d like him to tell these guys that what they did was insignificant and they did not exist,” he said. “I’m not making this up. I know history. I’m a student of history. And I know the history of Hollywood and its omission of the one million African-American men and women who contributed to WWII.”

Spike Lee is right. Those 900 black soldiers out of the 70,000 that landed on Iwo Jima really helped turned the tide.


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Brad Pitt is Curious

The first international trailer for Brad Pitt’s new film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, was released today and it looks fantastic. It’s based on the 1922 F. Scott Fitzgerald short story about Button, a man who is born in his ’80s and ages backwards. David Fincher can basically do no wrong, so I’m just gonna say this movie will be awesome. He could make a movie about the time I threw up on the captain of the cheerleaders’ shoe in my 7th grade science class, and I still couldn’t wait for the DVD extras.

Brad Pitt and MILF-tastic Angelina Jolie in Cannes:

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