Since her breakup with Justin Long in July, Drew Barrymore, 33, has been dating every younger man she can get her hands on. Now it appears it’s Ed Westwick (a.k.a. Chuck Bass). The 21 year old star of the CW hit, Gossip Girl. Be warned the following quote is written in gay. NY Mag reports:
OMFG. Last night at Webster Hall, the main event proved not to be the performance by Kings of Leon but the intense makeout sesh we witnessed between Drew Barrymore and Ed Westwick, a.k.a. Chuck Bass. We’d seen the pictures of Chace Crawford and Barrymore leaving the Saturday Night Live after-party the other night, but we never imagined it was a ruse to cover up her steamy affair with Chuck Bass. Following last night’s show, Westwick, wearing leather pants and pointed shoes, accompanied Barrymore to the after-party at Bowery Electric where the pair continued their PDA. Barrymore even straddled Bass – um, we mean Westwick – in a move not dissimilar to that time Serena did it with Nate on the bar. To be honest, the whole thing kind of hurt our eyes a bit, not least because at 33, Drew is definitely the Catharine to 21-year-old Westwick’s Marcus.”
I’ve never banged a chick over 27, but I hear that women in their 30s have silky vaginas flowing with milk and honey and if you lick them you’ll be transported to another dimension of magic and wonder. I don’t know, that’s just what I heard. I guess what I’m really trying to say is, using the back of a 33 year old chick’s knees for balance may be a good thing to add to your to do list.
Drew and the Gossip Girl cast leaving an SNL afterparty this weekend:
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