Hey There, Ya Filthy Animals

 

I hope everyone had a merry christmas and a happy holiday spending time with people you love and hate and getting all the material items that you wanted. What better way to celebrate the birth of your lord and savior by bitching that hackers made XBox Live go offline. I can’t think of another way. Anyway, hope you’re safe and sound, and if you came out to your family this week, I hope they were more Jesus Christian instead of Taliban Christian. Also, I tried to combine chicks in bikinis with Christmas, but these were the only pics I could find, so I apologize that. Just try not to look at their faces for too long. Trust me on this.

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Merry Christmas And Happy Holidays, Everybody
Merry Christmas And Happy Holidays, Everybody

 

By now you've probably opened all your presents and your one cousin has weirded everybody out by taking Cards Against Humanity way too seriously, but hopefully you still have plenty to drink and nobody at your house has made today all about them. You know who I'm talking about. What's up with her? Such a bitch. Anyway, just wanted to stop by and let you guys know that Iwe'll be back up and running bright and early tomorrow, so you'll have something to laugh at while you try to exfoliate all the new emotional scars you got the last two days. Also, I wanted to let you guys know that I appreciate all of you who continue to spend a few minutes of your day here with me and having you guys around really means a lot. What? Don't look at me like that. Whatever, forget I said anything!

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