Christina Ricci Had A Kid
Christina Ricci Had A Kid

 

*reboots self* “No posting in Boobs Mode”

 

Wait, when did Christina Ricci get pregnant? Did I know she was pregnant? Why didn’t anyone tell me? This is some bullshit quite honestly.

The actress, 34, and husband James Heerdegen recently welcomed their first child, a son, PEOPLE confirms. Further details, including his name and birthdate, are not available, and a rep for Ricci has not commented. Ricci and Heerdegen met on the set of her former show Pan Am, where Heerdegen was working as a camera technician.

Congratulations? I guess that’s pretty much all I have to say about this story. I mean, except for the fact that I know a chick who looks exactly like Christina Ricci with bigger boobs. So if she’s looking to get pregnant, I’ll have to check my calendar, but I think I’m free on August 22nd between 4pm-5pm. Then 5:10pm until whenever.

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Christina Ricci Is Pregnant
Christina Ricci Is Pregnant

 

Whoa, so like my last couple of posts came way too hard on the Internet, so sorry about that. I mean, not really, but I received a few of your encouraging emails and I want to thank you for your continued support. Emails like, "your a douche" and "God is real dumbass I hope he gives you cancer" and "stick to tits" and several could all be parapharsed as, "I don't come here to read beliefs that are not in line with mine". So here's something we can all agree on: Impregnating Christina Ricci seems like it would be fun. Everybody likes fun! Pregnancy! Merica! Fun!

Christina Ricci is pregnant, her reps confirm to E! News. The actress has managed to go under the radar for quite some time in regards to her pregnancy, but it was pretty clear that the brunette beauty has a bun in the oven when she stepped out with hubby James Heerdegen. As the duo made their way through LAX, Ricci flaunted a rather large baby bump underneath a navy blue tunic blouse. She completed the look with a pair of leggings and flats (comfort is key in such times!). . The star posted a selfie in late April without a bump in sight, however she was wearing a loose top. This will be the first child for the newlyweds, who got married on Oct. 26, 2013, in New York City.

If you grew up in the 90s, you jacked off to Christina Ricci at least 5  times, so you've probably already heard this news in your head way before now. But in this case, she's actually pregnant, so try not to make this weird. Why can't you just be happy for her? Why does it have to be all like that?

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Hello There, Christina Ricci

There was a time in the late 90s when Christina Ricci would show up everywhere with her huge boobs hanging out, but now she's 33 and skinnier, so I guess that means she has to be classy. So she attended the Smurfs 2 premiere in this dress. It's an okay dress, I guess. I mean, I wouldn't wear it. I look better in red. With white gold and understated pearls. Hahaha, I know, girl! Pearls just make me feel beautiful.

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W Magazine Is Boring

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Content on bringing you boring photoshoots of actresses you may recognize from that one movie you saw that one time, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Christina Ricci posed in the August 2011 issue of W Magazine. This issue really isn’t that exciting except for when it will be on the news later because a hipster bought it and jacked off so hard he died.

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Christina Ricci Comes In Peace



Christina Ricci attended the Whitney Museum Art Party in NYC last night, and it’s a shame that body I’ve wanted to titty fuck since Clinton was in office is attached to something from Antz. She’s hot, don’t get me wrong. But if she gives me a blowjob, I shouldn’t be wondering if her brain has a wireless internet connection so I can stream Netflix off her forehead. I think it would kinda spoil the mood.

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Christina Ricci Might Be Drunk



I’ve never been to Paris and I have no idea what a Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show after party is, but it’s apparently where 5-foot tall, 100 pound white chicks get shitty drunk then passed around like a blunt. Not to brag, but I call that “Friday”. Or as the prosecutor in my case calls it “Pin The Chloroform Rag On The White Girl Day”. What a jackass that guy is.

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Christina Ricci Has Nipples



I can only assume Christina Ricci realized she hadn’t been on this site in a while, so I appreciate her efforts to change that. Although it really doesn’t take that much work. Just don’t wear a bra if you have big tits. Or send us a 3,500 word essay on liquidity risk and its effects on the global economy. You know, either or.

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