Christina Milian’s Breasts Are For The Kids

I have a passing knowledge of who Christina Milian is. She sings sometimes? She acts maybe? Both? I assume she’s not that great at either. But I do know what Netflix and boobs are, and Christina Milian attended the “sneak peek of Netflix’s ‘True and the Rainbow Kingdom’ at Pacific Theatres at The Grove” last night and she wanted everyone to see her boobs. Google tells me True and the Rainbow Kingdom is an animated children’s series about an 8-year-old and her cat. I guess Christina thought this was the appropriate outfit for this or she just read “sneak peek” on the email invite and got confused.

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Christina Milian Is In A Bikini

I know Christina Milian is supposed to be famous, I’m just not sure for what. But if she wants to wear a bikini in October and bend over like this, then she’s gonna get her own post. That’s just how stuff works. Like if you discovered a time machine and went to December and found the Cowboys were 8-8.

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Christina Milian Is Candy Striped

Christina Milian was a pre-Grammy celebration (yes, that’s tomorrow night) hosted by RedZone and Radio Killa Records. She was dressed in a way that makes no sense to me, but does seem to speak to me below the belt-line. My mind sees pink candy and my libido sees…pink candy…*clears throat.*

Though she’ll probably never need a facelift if she keeps pulling her hair that tight.

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Christina Milan is at the Beach



I have no idea who Christina Milan is or exactly what she does, but her manager should probably suggest that she sticks to prancing around on the beach in a bikini. It seems to be working for her. Damn, this chick is cute. Good thing for her I didn’t show up, because I wouldn’t want her to lose the sexy. Girls tend to lose control when my 1994 Nissan Sentra pulls up. My Sentra with the spinners and the CD player adapter. Oh yeah, don’t fight it baby.

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