Number 2 Is In Maxim

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Christian Serratos, the second hottest chick Twilight, has posed for Maxim at the young age of 19. We should encourage more of this because
hot girls under 21 with nice racks who like to show them off is what this country was founded on. Ok, maybe not but according to the “Hot Girls Under 21 With Nice Racks Who Like To Show Them Off Scholarship Fund” I created seems to think so. However, my “Semi-Hot Girls Under 21 With Decent Racks Who Give BJs For Weed Money” fund takes more of a liberal approach, placing emphasis on performance rather than archaic ideas about beauty.

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Christian Serratos Is Confusing, Naked
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I really hope you're not eating breakfast, but I was coughing up stuff that looked like snails yesterday, so sorry about the lack of posts (and jokes) yesterday. I'm feeling much better now, thanks for asking, and I promise to make it up to you. But not like how I made it up to your sister. The doctor said she won't need the walker soon, so that's good news. I don't know where I was going with that, but here's 19-year old Twilight star, Christian Serratos, in PETA's new "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. Really? They do make clothes not made out of fur now, right? I mean, this isn't 10,000 B.C and the wooly mammoth isn't the hottest trend for fall. I have an idea, wear something else. For example, the lady in Kohl's told me that the tie-dyed henley really brings out my eyes. Long story short, she blew me. True story!

 

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