Chrissy Teigen Wore This To The ESPYS

Getty Images calls her “Christine Teigen” which seems way too formal but respectful, so I’m glad they didn’t objectify her, but sports, sports, teams, Drake, sports, cancer tribute, sports, Chrissy Teigen in this Hilary Clinton if she was a hot model pant suit thing. As usual, she looks amazing, but please keep in mind, this is the woman Forever 21 called too fat. Read that last sentence again. Dumb, right? Anyway, feel free to click through this gallery, so you’ll understand why John Legend only writes loves songs. Pretty straightforward.

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My Head Exploded
My Head Exploded

 

Here's a picture of a drunk Chrissy Teigen (drunk Chrissy Teigen is the best. The best) getting grindin on by Anastasia Ashley. This picture is what happens when worlds collide.

 

Note: Hey, old white guy in the blazer, nobody is listening to what you're saying.

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Here’s Your 2014 SI Swimsuit Cover
Here’s Your 2014 SI Swimsuit Cover

 

The 2014 Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue cover was released yesterday, and the most important thing we need to realize here is that it doesn't include Kate Upton. Thanks, guys. However, it does include Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen. Instead of "blonde and kinda fat with a huge rack" being the criteria this year, apparently it was "who has a nice ass and has dated or is married to a musician"? Either way, we all win. Lookin good, ladies.

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Chrissy Teigen Went To The ESPYS

I realize that Robin Roberts and the Miami Heat had good showings last night at the ESPYS, but please keep in mind, Chrissy Teigen wore this last night. So, tell me, who are the real winners here? Us, my friends. It's us.

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