Chrissy Teigen Wants To Help Amanda Bynes
Chrissy Teigen Wants To Help Amanda Bynes

 

Amanda Bynes’s check brain light has been on for a while now, and instead of going in to get it checked out, her parents and the legal system have ignored it and just hoped it would go away. In fact, not many people have offered to help, because seeing people disintegrate and implode into insanity is one of America’s favorite pastimes. However, Chrissy Teigen wishes she could help out, but Amanda Bynes thinks she’s fat and Amanda doesn’t like fat people I think. And I don’t think Chrissy has her number. We should look into that.¬†

“Amanda and I are the same age so I grew up watching her and really looking up to her and for me, to see this path that’s happening and to watch it, is kind of really affecting me in ways that I didn’t think it would,” she told E! News at Variety’s Power of Women event. “It’s weird to be in a situation where you can’t help.” Teigen said that she really just wants to see Bynes living a healthier and better life. “I obviously don’t know her at all but I want to bring her back and I want to make her happy and healthy for some reason and she’s not there and we can’t do anything to help so it kind of sucks,” she explained. “All we’re doing is hurting it.”

Not sure why this isn’t obvious to everyone, but Chrissy is an awesome human being, and awesome human beings try to help out when they can even when the people they want to help call them fat. E! was really on board with this plan, and have decided to use their immense power and influence in the entertainment industry to help Chrissy achieve this goal. No, I meant they brushed over the subject briefly because it’s topical then asked Chrissy what she eats before an event while Ryan Seacrest offered Kendall’s unborn baby a developmental deal.

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Chrissy Teigen Did Esquire

 

My daily Gchat with Fish was interrupted¬† with “holy hell that Chrissy Teigen Esquire shoot”, then I immediately Googled “Chrissy Teigen Esquire” and holy hell.¬† Not sure why we would want to see Chrissy Teigen doing yard work, but she looks fantastic. Even though I haven’t seen every shoot she’s done, this is the best shoot she’s ever done. I realize people like to hate on her for some reason, but it’s obvious she’s the perfect woman. Hot, smart, hilariously funny, 50% chance she’s drunk at all times, loves to cook, loves to eat, and sporadically responds to texts. What more could you possibly want? A burrito? Yes, actually, that sounds good. Just not Chipotle.

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Chrissy Teigen Wore This To The ESPYS

Getty Images calls her “Christine Teigen” which seems way too formal but respectful, so I’m glad they didn’t objectify her, but sports, sports, teams, Drake, sports, cancer tribute, sports, Chrissy Teigen in this Hilary Clinton if she was a hot model pant suit thing. As usual, she looks amazing, but please keep in mind, this is the woman Forever 21 called too fat. Read that last sentence again. Dumb, right? Anyway, feel free to click through this gallery, so you’ll understand why John Legend only writes loves songs. Pretty straightforward.

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My Head Exploded
My Head Exploded

 

Here's a picture of a drunk Chrissy Teigen (drunk Chrissy Teigen is the best. The best) getting grindin on by Anastasia Ashley. This picture is what happens when worlds collide.

 

Note: Hey, old white guy in the blazer, nobody is listening to what you're saying.

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Here’s Your 2014 SI Swimsuit Cover
Here’s Your 2014 SI Swimsuit Cover

 

The 2014 Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue cover was released yesterday, and the most important thing we need to realize here is that it doesn't include Kate Upton. Thanks, guys. However, it does include Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen. Instead of "blonde and kinda fat with a huge rack" being the criteria this year, apparently it was "who has a nice ass and has dated or is married to a musician"? Either way, we all win. Lookin good, ladies.

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