Chris Rock Is Rewriting All His Jokes For #OscarsSoWhite
Chris Rock Is Rewriting All His Jokes For #OscarsSoWhite

Despite rumors he might drop out, Chris Rock is still hosting this year’s Oscars. And since he’s black¬†and a comedian, white people should feel more uncomfortable than they already are right now on Feb. 28 live on ABC. Check local listings for details.¬†

ET’s Nischelle Turner sat down with Academy Awards producer Reginald Hudlin….”Chris is hard at work. He and his writing staff locked themselves in a room,” Hudlin told ET. “As things got a little provocative and exciting, he said, ‘I’m throwing out the show I wrote and writing a new show.'” “Chris is that thorough,” Hudlin added. “He’s that brilliant, and I have 1000 percent confidence that he will deliver something that people will be talking about for weeks.” “You should expect [#OscarsSoWhite jokes],” Hudlin told ET. “And, yes, the Academy is ready for him to do that. They’re excited about him doing that. They know that’s what we need. They know that’s what the public wants, and we deliver what the people want.”

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Chris Rock trying to pull Jessica Chastain at a Knicks game earlier this month while her boyfriend was sitting right there. A tale in pictures:

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Chris Rock Should Do Every Make-A-Wish From Now On
Chris Rock Should Do Every Make-A-Wish From Now On


There's no way in hell I can give an adequate lead up to this since the power of it's awesomeness cannot be overstated, so here's it is. A story Chris Rock told Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. (via reeddit via The Superficial):

CHRIS: I had a Make-A-Wish kid, like 15-year-old kid, dying of cancer. And I snuck him the Pam Anderson sex tape. You know, in between all the other crap, here. [laughs] He’s dead now.
JERRY: But he lived a little more.
CHRIS: He lived a little more. [smiling]

Holy hell. We're men. It does't matter if we're dying of cancer. Give us something to jerk off to. We're bored.

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Chris Rock Got Set Up

Late in 1998, while separated from his wife, Chris Rock had a one night stand with model, Monica Zsibrita (this ho (NSFW)) who later claimed she she was pregnant with Rock’s child and that he had raped her. Although no charges were ever filed, Chris Rock hired notorious “P.I. to the stars,” Anthony Pellicano, in 2001 to find out information on Zsibrita during the investigation. Now, two weeks into Pellicano’s trial for unlawful wiretapping and racketeering, the entire 31-minute phone conversation has been made available. Excerpts from the conversation include:

CR: “I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife’s real classy and subdued and I’m out with a girl with big tits and white pants. It’s just, I know people were like, ‘heeey’.”

Pellicano (reading from report): “He tried to pull out and ejaculated on her thighs. She immediately got up and went to the bathroom where she cleaned up with a Kleenex. She put the Kleenex in her pocket.”

CR: I’ve been so set up…
AP: Did you come on her thighs?…
CR: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass.

CR: Rape is just fucking, buzz, you know?… Once your accused of rape, you’re just FUCKED, you know?
AP: That’s why i want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative cocksucker… Stupid bitch
CR: I’m fucked. I’m better getting caught with needles in my arm. WAY better. Needles, with pictures, there’s Chris Rock shooting heroin. Much better blow to the career.”

It really bothers me when people put themselves in a position to be accused of rape. Rape should only be used in times of emergency, like when you’re on a deserted island. But you’re gonna want to make sure it’s a tropical island, because studies have shown those to be the most romantic.

Here’s the full recording. Thanks, Danielle!

Kerry Washington, Rock’s co-star in I Think I Love My Wife. He was also rumored to have hit this during filming:

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