Chris Hemsworth Danced While Getting Water Poured On Him

I woke up to six texts this morning telling me I should post this video of Chris Hemsworth‘s appearance on Jimmy Fallon last night. so here it is. Personally, I think the media needs to stop oversexualizing perpetuating unrealistic male body types. The matriarchy is reducing Chris Hemsworth to a mere flesh fantasy. Body policing and idealised Norse God body shapes are harmful to all and must be stopped. lol jk guys don’t care about that.

 

 

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Chris Hemsworth Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive
Chris Hemsworth Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive

 

Chris Hemsworth was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, which is weird because Adam Levine was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive last year and he’s still alive. So is Channing Tatum who they said was the sexiest man alive in 2012, so I guess I’m not familiar with the rules here. But yeah, here’s Chris Hemsworth on the cover. I really wish the media would stop perpetuating unrealistic views and limiting perceptions of men with their “Thor myth” and promoting cultural and gender stereotypes where every man has perfect genes and fantastic hair. lol jk congrats, Chris.

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Everyone In Hollywood Is Gay



If you’re a straight male in your 30’s or 40’s, I bet a good birthday party idea would be to invite all your friends to a transgendered club and let a fancy cross-dressing hostess paddle all your friends for being naughty boys. No? That doesn’t sound like a good idea? Why would you say that? STOP BULLYING!! Page Six reports:

Tom Cruise and Matt Damon got spankings Saturday night at a naughty birthday bash for Damon. Cruise was spotted at Simon Hammerstein’s London club The Box to toast Damon’s 42nd birthday, along with “The Avengers” hunk Chris Hemsworth, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton and party organizer John Krasinski. “Tom arrived solo,” said a spy, who added that the Hollywood heavyweights all “got paddled on their rears” by the club’s cross-dressing hostess. “Matt got some extra spanking” for being the birthday boy, and, “they all had a fantastic night enjoying the shows and partying till the end.”

Besides professional wrestling and a fraternity, there’s really nothing more homoerotic than when A-list actors have bro time. I bet the party was really fun. Especially when they all talked about their time in high school drama club.

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Kristen Stewart Is Supposed To Be The Fairest, Links

Snow White and the Huntsman premiered last night and based on this picture I’m going to assume Charlize Theron plays an evil queen who is pissed that Chris Hemsworth is prettier than she is. And Kristen Stewart is also there. Maybe as a badly dressed dwarf or something? It’s hard to tell what exactly she brings to the mix. – Kathy

Britney Spears‘ stylists are going to have their work cut out for them [The Superficial]
Kate Upton‘s breasts are selling more stuff [Popoholic]
I guess this Nina Dobrev chick is happening now [Hollywood Tuna]
Minka Kelly looks chilly (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jay-Z is cool with gay marriage [Dlisted]
Kate Upton does DT magazine (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Rihanna really doesn’t like wearing shirts (more…)

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The Avengers Has A Poster

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Marvel released the first poster today of their much anticipated flick, The Avengers today, and as you can see, it features Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) Captain America (Chris Evans), The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo ), and the artwork of the guy who airbrushes 2Pac on t-shirts at the mall.

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