Jenny Slate Is Maybe Pregnant
Jenny Slate Is Maybe Pregnant


Some of you still can’t admit that, on paper, you would’ve never hooked up Jenny Slate and Chris Evans in your head before it actually happened. But you like who you like. Let’s stop arguing about this. Let’s now argue about Chris Evan’s conscious decision not to pull out. 

Comic Jenny Slate — who’s reportedly dating “Captain America” hunk Chris Evans after splitting from her husband — fanned speculation over the weekend she might also be pregnant with the Marvel star’s baby. 


Page Six was all over that. They must have a lot of interns. No word from Chris Evans yet, but he strikes me as a dude who would politely laugh this kinda thing off once then want to sit down and have a talk about tweeting.


I mean, look at him.

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Chris Evans Is Dating Jenny Slate
Chris Evans Is Dating Jenny Slate


Now, I understand that Captain America fought Nazis back in the day, but I was unaware that PTSD could manifest into a Anne Frank fetish. You learn something new every day. Chris Evans is now dating comedian Jenny Slate. Oh, Jenny Slate divorced her husband of four years earlier this month, so I’ll let you do the math on all this. 

Last month, the twosome also appeared on Anna Faris’ “Unqualified”podcast in a joint interview. “I didn’t know what to expect when I met Chris. I was a little scared because I kind of felt like, Well, I don’t know him. He’s a giant man with huge muscles and he’s Captain America. How could we ever connect?” Slate said at the time. “[But the] first night that we hung out, I was like, Wow, I could hang out with Chris for, like, 90 hours.” Evans appeared to share the same sentiment. “Oddly enough, I’ve only known Jenny for a few months, which is insane to say because we’re like the same animal.”

Maybe Chris Evans is one of those dudes who like funny women? I’ve heard of that happening before. Mostly on Twitter. 


Wasn’t this available? I’m confused. 


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Chris Evans Is Captain America

Here are some pictures of Chris Evans and his biceps filming Captain America in England. I don’t know much about comic books, but I do know that khaki pedal pushers don’t exactly scream superhero. They do, however, scream my name. He could be wearing a white hooded robe and have a counter-clockwise swastika carved into his forehead and I’d be okay with it- as long as the sleeves were ripped off. Shoulders like those should never be covered up. His face on the other hand…

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Chris Evans is Naked



Fantastic Four star, Chris Evans, admitted he takes out the trash naked sometimes.

He says, “I have a nice backyard. It’s very secluded, so every now and then I might just run out quickly and take the trash out.”

It’s nice to know this guy is hanging around his house naked most of the time, since if I’m ever in the neighborhood I’ll need to stop by and borrow a cup of something. Sugar? No sugar? Flour? No flour, huh. Semen? Great. Relax, I’ll get it myself.

Note: The main picture is NSFW thanks to the poster on the wall.

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