Baylee Curran: ‘I’m Going To Set His Ass Up’
Baylee Curran: ‘I’m Going To Set His Ass Up’


Baylee Curran (seen here in a pool during happier times) accused Chris Brown of pulling a gun on her over some jewelry. And after a standoff with the LAPD, Brown was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon. Apparently that was part of her plan? 

The text was purportedly sent Tuesday at 2:57 AM, shortly after Baylee Curran was kicked out of Chris’ house. It reads: “Hey safari don’t you know this freak Chris brown is kicking me out of his house because I called his friend jewelry fake can you come get me my Uber is messing up if not I’m going to set him up and call the cops and say that he tried to shoot me and that will teach him a lesson I’m going to set his ass up. Lol come get me.” He responded, “Really that’s f*** up you ain’t going to do that your wrong if you do.”

In the initial story, they took her phone before she left and a Lyft driver picked her up instead of an Uber, so fuck if I know. She also allegedly sent this text to some dude named “Safari”. Who is Safari?

We spoke with Safari, who says Baylee stole his Rolex last year and he hasn’t spoken with her since.

What we know: Baylee Curran really seems to like other people’s jewelry. She also likes to tell overexaggerated stories because the drama gives her life/renews her life force. 

Baylee Curran filed a restraining order in 2013 claiming her roomie, Princeton Roseborough, threatened to hire a hitman to take her out. Baylee went on to claim Roseborough physically hurt her by pushing her head against a bedroom wall … hard enough to call an ambulance. Her claims were enough for a judge to issue a temporary restraining order, but when it came time for a formal hearing, she was a no-show in court so the restraining order was lifted. Princeton, the roommate, insisted in his own legal docs that she was lying. He says Baylee was about to physically attack his girlfriend, and all he did was restrain her, and never pushed her.

Basically, Chris Brown (a horrible person) more than likely pulled a gun on Baylee Curran (another horrible person) because she either call his friend’s jewelry fake or tried to steal his friend’s jewelry or just looked at the jewelry. I’ve spent way too much time thinking about this, so I’m ending this post now. God bless. 


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Chris Brown Got Arrested For Assault With A Deadly Weapon Over Jewelry
Chris Brown Got Arrested For Assault With A Deadly Weapon Over Jewelry


So, that Chris Brown standoff with the LAPD? It was over some goddamn jewelry.  Jewelry that some chick named Baylee Curran happened to look at for too long. I feel like Brown needs to take some time for some silent self-reflection. 

She says she came to his house with a friend, spent a little time in the hot tub, and then walked back inside where a member of Chris’ crew was displaying jewelry. Baylee says when she admired one piece the guy went nuts, and then Chris followed suit by demanding she “get the f*** out” and pointed a gun at her. The craziest part … as she tried to leave she says Chris’ people wouldn’t let her take her cell phone until she signed a non-disclosure agreement. She refused to sign, and she and her friend left.


Wow, that was pretty dumb. I wonder what happens when you do that. 

Chris Brown has been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon … a felony. Brown has been booked and released after posting bail.


Yeah, so Chris Brown is still Chris Brown. That’s pretty much all we need to know here. Also, here’s some pics from Baylee Curran’s Instagram before it goes private, because Chris Brown stans found it before I did and the all the comments are about as psychotic as you’d expect. 


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Chris Brown’s In A Standoff With The LAPD
Chris Brown’s In A Standoff With The LAPD


You’re not gonna believe this, but Chris Brown allegedly threatened a woman with a gun. I can hardly believe myself. Anyway, apparently there’s a standoff, but he’s throwing shit out the window and posting videos to Instagram, so this should be fun. 

Police have retrieved at least one gun, other weapons and drugs from Chris Brown’s home, after Chris threw a duffel bag out the window of his home … TMZ has learned. TMZ broke the story … cops raced to Chris’ home early Tuesday morning after a woman called 911 and claimed he pulled a gun on her. Police have been at the house since 3 AM and are in the process of getting a search warrant. Chris has not left the house, but multiple sources tell us he was defiant as he threw the duffel bag out the window, taunting cops and saying, “Come and get me.”

Obviously there’s something seriously wrong with Chris Brown. Even if this turns out to be some sort of misunderstanding or if somebody is lying, Chris Brown will find a way to Chris Brown all over it and end up getting shot in the face because he needs to “keep it real”. Don’t be a Chris Brown.


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Karrueche Tran Didn’t Waste Any Time

PLOT TWIST 2: TWITTER TRAN

Listen. One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me.

Huh. Karreueche can date him after he almost beat Rihanna to death and called Frank Ocean a faggot over a parking space, but a baby? Now that’s just too much, bruh.

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Or Maybe Not
Or Maybe Not

 

PLOT TWIST!  (Via Baller Alert & ONTD)

By now you’ve heard the rumors that Chris Brown is allegedly the father of a 9 month old girl after engaging in an affair with a 31 year old former model named Nia. Various reports are saying different things but there are a few things we can clarify.

 

– First things first, Nia is definitely a former model. She’s from Houston, TX and part of the Rap-A-Lot family. We have a photo of J Prince Jr holding her daughter below. 

 

Is Chris Brown the father? That, we don’t know yet. What we do know is that Nia has been telling friends that he is, despite the fact that another man has been raising her daughter

 

– The man that thought he was the father moderates an Instagram page for the child. Prior to all of this coming out, the loving father would post photos of he and their daughter napping, at doctor’s visits, etc. Pretty obvious he’s an active father. Once the news broke he took to social media to pour his heart out.

 

 – Finally, the photo TMZ used (above) is NOT of Nia and her daughter. It’s of Nia’s older daughter and her 9 month old, she alleges is Chris’. 

Wait, you mean to tell me that a woman would let another man think he’s the father then tell everybody else that a dude with more money is the father? Get outta here. In this day and age? I can understand because J Prince Jr. probably makes 70 cents on the dollar and Chris Brown makes a whole dollar. How long must men suffer from the crushing boot of the matriarchy? They make you think you’re their friend then talk shit about you in front of their friends but still expect that $3B check to clear, and you can’t say anything negative because their friends and Fox News will call you anti-semitic.

 

 

J Prince Jr Instagram

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Chris Brown Has A 9-Month Old Baby Daughter

I wonder if she’ll make good relationship choices when she’s older. I’m sure she will!

Chris Brown is the proud father of a 9-month-old baby girl … TMZ has learned. The baby’s mother is a 31-year-old former model named Nia — who we’re told has known Chris for several years. Sources connected to both Nia and Chris tell us they are on very good terms — however they’re not together romantically. We’re told 25-year-old Chris is happy about being a father. It does not appear there is a formal child support order in place — and we do not know the nature of any informal terms of support.

Awesome. Brown and Nia are on very good terms. As long as she doesn’t ask who he’s texting. Or what’s up with the irregularities in his community service. Or mentions Drake. Or allows Frank Ocean to take their parking spot. Or looks him directly in the eye. Or makes any sudden movements.

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Chris Brown’s Probation Was Revoked Because He Was Shot At
Chris Brown’s Probation Was Revoked Because He Was Shot At

 

By all accounts, Chris Brown is a horrific human being who instantly becomes a violent, petulant child when the world doesn’t revolve around him, but did you know there’s a new law for black guys? It’s pretty weird.

Chris Brown has had his probation revoked in the Rihanna case, in part because he was present at 2 separate nightclubs when people inside were shot, and officials are worried about more shootings and think Chris should serve time behind bars. Chris showed up for a progress report Thursday, when the judge told him the probation report presented multiple problems. First, the report mentions the shooting last Sunday in San Jose when Chris was on stage. Five people were injured.   The judge also said the probation report expressed concern over another shooting at 1OAK during VMA weekend last August. Again, Chris was on stage and several people were shot, including Suge Knight. And the judge said Chris left the county for San Jose without getting the court’s permission, which is a violation of his probation. As for why the shootings are an issue, they were raised in the probation report. The judge noted so far there’s no evidence Chris was criminally involved, but the probation officer says, “There is also concern that when he performs or attends at some of his public events, people will get shot or seriously injured.”

Just so I understand this correctly, Chris Brown performs, other people walk in and shoot up the place, yet prosecutors want to put him in jail? Shooting where Brown was not criminally involved, he just happened to be in the same place as the shooters. This is like sending my toilet to jail after I come back home from Cook-Out.

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Chris Brown Thinks Ebola Is “Population Control”

 

As Americans, we love to panic when things happen here, but as long as they stay far away, we’re cool to let the rest of the world burn as long as we can still watch American Idol and drink lattes. So if Chris Brown is suggesting that Ebola is a form of population control in Africa, then he makes a little bit more sense, because it’s been around sense 1976. In closing, Ebola has been on Earth for almost 40 years, but now OMG EBOLA because it’s finally come back home. Wait, did I just type that out loud? ignore that last sentence. I’m SIX FEET from the edge and I’m thinkin (still happening btw).

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Chris Brown’s Neighbor Wants To Shoot Him
Chris Brown’s Neighbor Wants To Shoot Him

 

Chris Brown is renting a 8,000 square foot, 6 bedroom house in San Fernando Valley, and one of his neighbors who jacks off to the 2A already wants to shoot him.

“It can be the devil. I can care less. I don’t care if they’re having orgies. It can even be Saddam Hussein for all I care, as long as he doesn’t trespass onto my property. If he does, I shoot him.”

Usually the only white people who fire shots at Chris Brown are named Jenny and she does it on Twitter, but if I was Chris Brown, this would be the only one I’d worry about. The one thing about gun nuts are they can’t fucking wait to display the star spangled awesome power of their Jesus-given right to defend themselves by looking for any excuse to defend themselves against the perceived threats in their delusional and paranoid minds. Of course it’s legal to shoot a trespasser if that person intends to cause you bodily harm or murder you, but to a person who spends a lot of money on guns and spends a lot of time talking about guns, a random drunk guy stumbling onto your property by accident is reason for DEFCON 1. No point in having a gun if you can’t shoot it at the slightest sight of someone loosely violating a law. I know, I know. You have guns in your house because the government might one day come in and try to take all your rights away, so you have to….oops, sorry your house and everything in it just got blown up by a drone. Tell me more about the stopping power of your .45 again. Really? Is that so? Cool, cool.

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Chris Brown Is (Was) A Great Boyfriend
Chris Brown Is (Was) A Great Boyfriend

 

I always have to look up Karrueche Tran because I don’t remember if that’s her actual name or more of a description, but here is a pic if her ass that Chris Brown posted on Instagram then immediately deleted, because she’s not Rihanna and doesn’t seem to want her ass all over social media. She also dumped him and isn’t even talking to him anymore.  If she’s bored, maybe she can start some shit on Twitter with a stranger. People really seem to enjoy that.

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