Chloe Sevingy Says Jennifer Lawrence Is “Annoying” and “Crass”

Chloe Sevingy sucked an actual dick onscreen in Brown Bunny, but at least she wasn’t in the abomination that was  American Hustle, so let’s hear what she has to say.

“So much is about marketing and selling the product. They’ll have a really peppy funny girl on the talk show rounds, and everybody adores her and loves her and wants to be her or fuck her, and then so many more people want to watch the movie or TV show. I understand that star quality, how much value that carries. I love when a movie star is a great movie star. I think Angelina Jolie is a great movie star. I don’t think I can be that, or just be an actor. I don’t think I have the charisma. Which is probably why I never reached another level. I like Emma Stone. Whenever she’s herself, she’s really cute. Jennifer Lawrence I find annoying. Too crass.

Look, Chloe Sevingy is an actor and Jennifer Lawrence is a Hunger Games and X-Men action figure. That’s pretty much the difference here. If Jennifer Lawrence wind another award, you can assume she’ll choreograph her trip up the stairs before she writes her acceptance speech, because omg she’s so relatable and so cool and doesn’t take her self too seriously. I’m confused why she hasn’t won an award for that yet.

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Taco Assault

Not since “no wire hangers” has a mother gone so far in trying to control her child, Fox News reports:

Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when she was calling him down for dinner. When he refused to stop playing his X-box and come down for dinner, Dena Moir says she went upstairs and unplugged the game, that’s when she says Zachary pushed her and called her a bad name. “I’ve been having trouble with him for awhile won’t work, wont’ go to school. He’s being rude and disrespectful. Pushing things to the limit as far as the violence.”

A few minutes later Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That’s when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. “He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he’s in jail now.”

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TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!

Chloe Sevigny obviously doesn’t know how to properly tie a toga, but who is going to hold it against her? Not me, not until I can think of Chloe Sevigny without thinking of the blow job she really gave Vincent Gallo in that movie of his; Brown Bunny. Because if you’re going to have a movie where Big Love’s hottest wife actually goes down on the actor/director why would you name your film “Brown Bunny.” That sounds like a pet name for what I make in the bathroom. Why mix that imagery?

Maybe it would be fully explained if I actually watched the whole thing, but I didn’t because the Brown Bunny DVD costs as much as a monthly membership to Mr. Skin, so why stress myself with plot?

Anyway, Chloe was out pimping her new and third season of Big Love on HBO, and decided to wear a pillow case.

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Chloe Sevigny is in a Bikini



Chloe Sevigny is like Maggie Gyllenhaal in that she’s a decent actress in indie movies that guys who wear horn-rimmed glasses and low top Chuck Taylor’s like, so they think she’s some kind of goddess thereby mistakenly turning her into some sort of sex symbol. Let’s be clear. She’s not. In fact, if I was at this beach, and I saw this coming out of the water, there’s a good chance my penis would bury itself in the sand.

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