Cher Is On The New Wu-Tang Album
Cher Is On The New Wu-Tang Album

 

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Cher. Cher is on the new Wu-Tang album. Cher.

Like the Wu-Tang Clan, Cher is an iconic musical artist with a storied back catalogue…So it makes all the sense in the world that Cher appears on the Wu-Tang Clan's upcoming "secret" double-album, "Once Upon a Time in Shaolin." According to Forbes (via Rolling Stone), Cher appears on two songs on the album, singing the line "Wu-Tang, baby. They rock the world," at the end of one song. A rep for Cher has confirmed the collaboration, saying, "She recorded her parts separately, so I don't believe there was direct interaction." Musical sleuths could have seen this piece of news coming for weeks: on the official web site for the album, it reads that "Bonnie Jo Mason" will make a guest appearance on the album. Bonnie Jo Mason is the name Cher used to release her first single, "Ringo, I Love You," in the early 1960's

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Cher Dated Tom Cruise



Cher just announced her three year engagement at Colosseum at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas yesterday, so she’s been making the rounds trying to promote herself. She might want to go back to promoting yourself school. The Daily Mail reports:

The ex-wife of Sonny Bono confirmed rumours that she had dated the pint-sized star in the 80s, despite a 16-year age gap between the pair. Cher, now 61, told Good Morning American today that Top Gun star Cruise, 45, was not a Scientologist when they were seeing each other and described him as “just the most adorable man you can imagine”.”

It’s unclear how telling the world she dated Tom Cruise is going to make people want to see show, but whatever. It doesn’t matter. Cher is like Jesus to gay people. She could’ve replaced the words “Tom Cruise” with “BTK Killer” and they’d still invade Las Vegas like it was Iraq.

Cher and her daughter(son?) back in December:

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