Charlotte McKinney Did Summum

I haven’t posted much about Charlotte McKinney because the enormous rack that’s attached to her hasn’t really done anything recently, but Summum Magazine called her to ask if her enormous rack would mind posing for their magazine and that they would pay her because they can’t pay her enormous rack directly.

 

[ pics via Summum ]

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Charlotte McKinney Wants You To Focus On The Food She’s Eating
Charlotte McKinney Wants You To Focus On The Food She’s Eating

 

Charlotte McKinney is still in the same bikini from earlier this week that she stole from somebody with way smaller tits, but this time she’s in the middle of a restaurant where men are popping a vein pretending to be interested in what their wives and/or girlfriends are saying. Not sure if these tacos are a metaphor or a visual euphemism, but my penis thinks they might be. He’s pretty good investigative journalist.

 

When ppl comment on how much food we take down

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#TBT

 

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Charlotte McKinney Wants A Breast Reduction. Thanks, Trump
Charlotte McKinney Wants A Breast Reduction. Thanks, Trump

 

So, ET  led me to believe that Charlotte McKinney wanted to get a breast reduction because she was bullied, but they just cut and pasted quotes from her Ocean Drive interview to come up with a headline that they’d know dudes and chicks would both click on. I guess it worked because I clicked on it. Damn you, fake news! She wants to get a reduction because they’re gigantic. Let me know when the protest is and I’ll be there.

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Charlotte McKinney Is In A DNCE Video
Charlotte McKinney Is In A DNCE Video




Let’s be clear, DNCE‘s music is shit. The lead singer is Joe Jonas. Nothing good will ever come from that. Not only is their music shit, their last video had Ashley Graham. SOmebody must have told them all this, because Charlotte McKinney is in their new video for “Body Moves”. Song still sucks, but again, Charlotte McKinney.





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Nice Try, Charlotte McKinney

I assume/hope we’ll have Charlotte McKinney bikini pics up on Tuesday, because this weekend is a holiday, and in America chicks wear bikinis on holidays when its not cold to show appreciate for our military. She might even get topless again (NSFW). Does she even know that women in other countries don’t have the freedom to go topless? If she doesn’t go topless, she should leave the country if she hates America that much. She probably hates America now. Look at this dress. Her boobs are yearning to be free and she’s silencing them. She might as well be living in Iran.

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Charlotte McKinney Is Teasing You

Preview with the bomb @doveshore @sallywangbeauty @frankiepaynehair

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When 2016 is taught in schools in the future, obviously they’ll have to revise a bunch of stuff, but I hope there’s a chapter called, “Why Did Stephen Dorff Cheat On Charlotte McKinney? The Dangers Of E-Juice”. Exhibit A, this Instagram pic Charlotte McKinney posted. What the hell, Dorff? 


Exhibit B: Charlotte McKinney walking around West Hollywood yesterday. .


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Charlotte McKinney Seems Fine

It’s been about two weeks since Charlotte McKinney split from Stephen Dorff, but she seems to be living her best life. I understand that when you’re a hot blonde with huge tits, life is pretty easy. So here’s some pictures of said hot blonde with the huge tits who effectively replaced Kate Upton. Maybe that’s for the best. 

 

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Charlotte McKinney Is Single
Charlotte McKinney Is Single


So, Stephen Dorff cheated on Charlotte McKinney. Just so we’re clear, this is what Charlotte McKinney looks like in a wet t-shirt (NSFW). Carry on.

He was fooling around with other women,” said a source, who added of the Carl’s Jr. model, “Charlotte has been dating Stephen for a while, but he carried on ­texting other women and inviting them over to his house on the beach in Malibu.”…Our source added that Dorff can be a party guy. “July Fourth weekend . . . there were all these random people in his house. Charlotte has had enough of him,” the insider said.

I’d also like to point out that this happened at Stephen Dorff’s beach house. This. This happened:


 

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I guess if you’re a dude and you can pull Charlotte McKinney, then you’d probably want to pull other Charlotte McKinneys or just other hot chicks in general. It’s not like Stephen Dorff was Googling destination weddings. But back to that Instagram video. Remember Stephen Dorff doesn’t have the luxury of muting her laugh and voice like we do. That’s something we should consider before we all assign blame here. 


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Charlotte McKinney Did The ‘Central Intelligence’ Premiere & Links
Charlotte McKinney Did The ‘Central Intelligence’ Premiere & Links


This is how Chanelle Hayes gets a tan  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

They killed Jesus. Big mistake!  [  The Superficial   ]

Christina Milan did Maxim (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Reality stars. They’re just like us. They use a lot of filters  [  Reality Tea  ]

Kate Brock. Holy shit.  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Adele wants you to suck her dick  [  Dlisted  ]

Ariel Winter has some big ass panties  [  DrunkenStepfathe  ]

Meet Brittany Gonzales  [  Moe Jackson  ]

No fatties allowed at this Japanese naked restaurant  [  The Blemish 

Charlotte McKinney should wear this everyday   [  Popoholic  ]

This actress wants an Asian woman to play James Bond  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Can you recognize the kitchens from these TV shows?  [  Mandatory  ] 


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