Charli XCX Is The Devil

The Kiss FM Haunted House Party was last night, and Charli XCX dressed up like a devil in a bikini. Not the metaphorical kind. Not sure what her demonic power is, but if I had to guess, it appears to be recent weight loss. Hail, Satan.

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Charli XCX In A Bikini & Links

Good god, Charlotte McKinney  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Chris Brown got mad and arrested because of Power  [  The Superficial   ]

This is what Rihanna wore this weekend  [  Dlisted  ]

Mila Kunis can’t keep her boob awake  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Lui got Isabeli Fontana topless  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

BREAKING: Dakota Fanning is attractive  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Elle Fanning is also attractive  [  Popoholic   ]

Well damn, Devin Windsor  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Candice Swanepoel is the most pregnant   [  The Blemish  ]

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The El Chapo Raid Video Is Insane
The El Chapo Raid Video Is Insane


I normally don’t post stuff like this on here, but the El Chapo raid video is 15 minutes of some goddamn Call Of Duty insanity. Obtained by the Mexican television network Televisa, it shows the full raid, called “Operation Black Swan”, on a house in Los Mochis. Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman escaped, probably to cut off Sean Penn’s head and present it to Madonna, but his ass was captured later that day. Too bad they missed Bieber. But I assume they had enough to clean up after this. Piss probably would’ve been a little much. 


Charge your controller and watch the whole thing below. 

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Charli XCX Did The Today Show

Christ, you people. You people and your Charli XCX. It should be Charli XL, but whatever. You people seem to like her, so to help you, here she is performing on Today Show this morning. This will probably take her fame to a whole new level with grandmas and other people who accidentally sat on the remote during Sportscenter.

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Charli XCX Did ASOS Magazine

I haven’t posted about Charli XCX in a while, because well, she’s mostly unattractive. I guess this is what she looks like when she’s not on stage testing the quality control of fabric and wearing whatever that stuff is she calls makeup. I assume it’s makeup. Yeah, so this is Charli XCX. Or I think this might be Charlotte Aitchison. Charlotte seats you at The Cheesecake Factory and has a Lauren Conrad book in her Honda Civic that she reads on her lunch break after tweeting at Ryan Gosling.

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Charli XCX Wore This To The Brit Awards

I don’t feel like I’m being my duty to you guys if I don’t post these pictures of Charli XCX and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. So here’s Charli XCX’s and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. She actually probably smells like weed. Or maybe not. I mean, if she did then you’d think her music would be better.

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Charli XCX Did Jimmy Kimmel

For some reason you guys love Charli XCX even though she always looks like she’s retaining water and is on a lot of antibiotics, so here’s some pics of here performing on Jimmy Kimmel. Malala Yousafzai  probably watched it, but she probably put a blanket over her Nobel Peace Prize so it didn’t have to witness this.

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Charli XCX Performed At G-A-Y

Seen here in the banner picture pandering to her audience, Charli XCX performed at G-A-Y this weekend, because gay men love them some marginally talented, female edgy pop singers (Beyonce and Sam Smith excluded). You people tell me she’s hot, so I guess I’m pandering. I feel no shame in this. Anyway, here’s Charli XCX fellating a microphone and dancing in a sea of glitter and stuff.

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