Channing Tatum Really Loves Caps Lock

 The Sony email leaks are the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season, and while most of them are vile, racist, dysfunctional bullshit, here’s Channing Tatum’s email to Jonah Hill, Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal, and people involved with 22 Jumpstreet after they received the opening box office numbers. He seems really excited about it. 

On Jun 14, 2014, at 2:19 PM, “33& out inc C/O FULTON & MEY” <[EMAIL REDACTED]> wrote:

F YOU TED !!!! SECOND OF ALLLL TIMMMMME BEEEOTCH!!!! COME ON JUMPSTREETERS WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE BITCHES!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 I actually had to cut the rest of it. The rest of it being literally “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” for like twenty more pages. Sony should buy the rights to this email, because it would be great for the updated version of The Shining.

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Channing Tatum Isn’t Quite Jean-Claude Van Damme

 

Ok, I'm going to speak my truth to everyone. I really liked Magic Mike. I don't really care that it was about male strippers, because movies about female strippers suck as a general rule (I'm looking at you Showgirls). Channing Tatum is never gonna win an Oscar, but he seems like a likeable dude and he gets to impregnate Jenna Dewan, so let's not look at him like he's made the mistake in his life while you're reading this eating ravioli out of a can. Anyway, this video is pretty funny. Watch it with me, won't you?

 

(via Uproxx)

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Channing Tatum Really Did This


Apparently this is news but back in 1999, actor(?) Channing Tatum was a stripper in Florida. Us Magazine reports:
Then 18, the star — who performed under the alias “Chan Crawford” — approached the troupe’s owner London Steele at a now-defunct Florida nightclub about a job. “He was shy at first, but he really knew how to work the stage,” Steele tells Us, adding that Tatum lip-synched in the act and earned $50 a night (plus tips) during his year-long stint. “The women went crazy for him!” Steele added. Unfortunately for them, the revue had a strict no-nudity policy.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t watch this whole video, because wiggers in baggy clothes doing something that looks like dancing to Time Life’s Pure 90’s isn’t really my thing. My (more…)

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Johnny Depp is John Dillinger



Here are the first shots of Michael Mann’s new project, Public Enemies, a film about the F.B.I’s war against notorious American gangsters John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd. It stars Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Channing Tatum, and Marion Cotillard. Man, I didn’t realize criminals were so sexy back then. I bet all the ladies in the bank were excited when it was bank robbery day. It was like their Grey’s Anatomy.

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