The Sony email leaks are the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season, and while most of them are vile, racist, dysfunctional bullshit, here’s Channing Tatum’s email to Jonah Hill, Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal, and people involved with 22 Jumpstreet after they received the opening box office numbers. He seems really excited about it.
On Jun 14, 2014, at 2:19 PM, “33& out inc C/O FULTON & MEY” <[EMAIL REDACTED]> wrote:
F YOU TED !!!! SECOND OF ALLLL TIMMMMME BEEEOTCH!!!! COME ON JUMPSTREETERS WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE BITCHES!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I actually had to cut the rest of it. The rest of it being literally “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” for like twenty more pages. Sony should buy the rights to this email, because it would be great for the updated version of The Shining.