Cate Blanchett Seemed Too Really Like Her SAG Award

Cate Blanchett won Best Actress for her role in Blue Jasmine at the 2014 Screen Actor's Guild Awards, and I'm not sure what's happening here, but I haven't seen something gripped that tight and jerked off so awkwardly since Lisa and I were in my cousin's closet in 6th grade. Ease up, baby. It's a dick not a plunger.

 

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Cate Blanchett Supports Child Porn



Actress Cate Blanchett and 40 others have come forward to support photographer, Bill Henson, after Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, hinted that possible criminal charges await Henson, whose latest exhibit was shut down due to images of naked underage girls. More than 20 pictures were confiscated, including one featuring a naked 13 year old girl and one of a naked, unconscious girl being carried by two other naked subjects. In a letter signed by Blanchett (mother of three), the Prime Minister is urged to “rethink his public comments” and to not go forward with any formal charges. The Daily Telegraph reports:

The potential prosecution of one of our most respected artists…does untold damage to our culture reputation,” the letter said. “We suggest that the…criminalisation of laying charges against Mr Henson, his gallery and the parents of the young people depicted in his work would be far more traumatic for the young people concerned than anything Mr. Henson has done.”

Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I can’t shake the feeling that if I was a 13 year old girl, an old guy asking me to pretend I just took some roofies so he can take some pictures of me naked and defenseless would be pretty traumatic. Also if I was a 13 year old girl, Joe Jonas would totally be my favorite. Back off bitches!

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Cate Blanchett is Dirty



In order to save the environment and serve as green role model to her children, Cate Blanchett has decided to do her part and…wait for it…stop washing her hair. Um, yeah:

The actress admits she has installed timers all around her home to restrict energy levels – and one is even on her shower head. Now she’s no longer washing her hair, Blanchett has realized, “I only need to have a two minute shower.” She adds, “I went to a website and my husband was laughing at me because a box arrived with 30 timers, and I thought, ‘Excellent, stocking fillers!'”

Note to self: don’t have sex with Cate Blanchett.

Cate last month at an Armani show:

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Cate Blanchett Scares People



Cate Blanchett showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala on May 7th looking rather creepy and has people thinking she hasn’t eaten in, oh, ever.

The 5ft 8in actress usually known for her elegance and old Hollywood glamour, shocked onlookers with her dramatic transformation. Blanchett has always been slender, slim,ethereal figure has long been a designer’s dream on the red carpet. But Australian-born Blanchett’s new skeletal appearance suggests she may have succumb to Hollywood’s size zero phenomenon.”

It would suck to look like David Bowie as Ziggy Stardust and not be as “pretty” as Ziggy. Sadly, the “old emaciated drag queen” look doesn’t have the appeal it used to, but Cate’s hoping to bring it back, so right on. You go, … girl(?).

Thanks to Lucas for the heads up!

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