Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Will Be Okay

Casey Aldridge, the Louisiana hillbilly who became famous by not pulling out of Jamie Lynn Spears when she was 16, was involved in a single car accident early yesterday morning when he flipped himself and three passengers in his F-250. Bad news is, he’ll be fine. TMZ reports:

We just spoke with a close family member/Baptist preacher who says Aldridge did not have surgery, but did suffer mild brain trauma. As we first reported, Casey and 3 other passengers were in a single car accident early this morning in Louisiana. His F-250 flipped over and Aldridge was airlifted for treatment. The family member said Aldridge suffered a “skull fracture around his hairline” and will be kept at the University of Mississippi Medical Center for 2-3 days for observation. Jamie Lynn Spears is at his bedside.

He got a Spears pregnant, so let’s not pretend that mild brain trauma would be anything more than redundant. But it’s good that he’s okay, though. Because Uncle Jesse just called and said Boss Hog and Rosco stole Farmer Ted’s new racing colt! And they plan to use it to get the blue ribbon at the Hazzard County Fair! Who’s gonna stop him? That sounds like a job for them ol’ Duke Boys! Yeee hawww!!

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Jamie Lynn Spears Has a New Baby Daddy

Remember when Jamie Lynn Spears revealed in an exclusive interview with OK! that she was pregnant with Casey Aldridge’s baby? Yeah, turns out the real father might be a producer on her Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101.

Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists. They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby. But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days. “The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.”

Jamie Lynn Spears has been on this show since she was 13, so this couldn’t get any creepier if this dude has pictures of her dressed up like Little Bo Beep and sucking her thumb. If you’re a child molester, sorry about that. I didn’t mean to offend you. What I meant to say was: you better brush up your resume, because Nickelodeon sounds like a sexy place to work!

Here are some scans of that OK! article (via UTB):


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Casey Aldridge May Not Face Rape Charges

If you’re 19 and your underage girlfriend tells the world she’s pregnant with your baby, some things might be thrown out there. Like maybe you facing ten years in jail for statutory rape. MSNBC reports:

California law makes a distinction in the weight of the crime charged, based on the age of the people involved. Because Aldridge is not more than three years older than Spears, getting her pregnant in California could be a misdemeanor under state law…In Louisiana, the state in which Spears said she plans to raise her baby, Aldridge is up for just one penalty, dependant on whether he is 18 or 19. If he is 18, no crime has been committed. If he is 19, however, Aldridge could be charged with a felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile. The maximum penalty for the felony could be up to 10 years in prison, with or without hard labor.”

However, defense attorney Jeffrey Steinberger says charges are probably unlikely:

Prosecutors look for “necessary intent,” Steinberger explained and because Aldridge and Spears are involved, attorneys are unlikely to go after the teen. Steinberger also noted that because both parties are under the age of 21, prosecutors are also likely to stay away from the case.”

Man, that wouldn’t be fair. Jamie Lynn gets a $1 million and a tax write off, Casey Aldridge gets the top bunk and a broom handle up his ass. But he shouldn’t be too sad, though. He’ll get all the rape he can handle in prison. And not with all the girl drama. It’ll be just like regular rape but you get to talk about sports afterwards.

Jamie Lynn and Casey apartment hunting in June 2007:

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