Here’s A Cut Carrie Fisher Scene In ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’
Here’s A Cut Carrie Fisher Scene In ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’

 

2016 doesn’t allow you to properly mourn or fully monetize the SEO of a beloved celebrity’s death since beloved celebrities have been snatched like wigs on Bravo show all year. Prince made it kinda easy for us though. Shout out to Prince. And all the David Bowie stories where he told lesser beings to fuck off helped. But Carrie Fisher died after she dropped some shit then her mom died a day later and instead of posting about the force and stuff, people had to pretend like they own Singing In The Rain. 2016 just moves way too fast to form a great content strategy. Hopefully 2017 will be more considerate of my feelings. That being said, some dude posted a Carrie Fisher deleted scene from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and I get the feeling this was ad libbed.

 

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Carrie Fisher Wrapped On Star Wars VIII
Carrie Fisher Wrapped On Star Wars VIII

 

Bad news: Carrie Fisher is dead. Good news: She already filmed all her scenes for Star Wars VIII.

Multiple sources are confirming that Fisher’s work on Star Wars: Episode VIII, scheduled for release in December 2017, was complete. However, how her death will affect the subsequent films is still up in the air. Rumor has it, she was scheduled to appear in 2019’s Episode IX, but that’s difficult to verify until the eighth film is released.

I’m not going to alcoholism and rampant cocaine use-shame Carrie Fisher, she lived her life they way she wanted to and didn’t give a fuck if you approved or not. Gotta respect that. There was a brief second when I thought she might pull through because reports said she was stable, but my trauma surgeon uncle finished off the last of the pumpkin pie and said, “anybody on a ventilator isn’t ‘stable’. They’re brain dead. Her family is probably making arrangements. They’ll announce in a day or two.” So there was that. Either way, we’ll still get to see her in another movie and she’s always be MOTHERFUCKIN PRINCESS LEIA, the baddest bitch in the that galaxy that’s far, far away from us.

 

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Carrie Fisher And Harrison Ford Did The Sex A Lot During ‘Star Wars’
Carrie Fisher And Harrison Ford Did The Sex A Lot During ‘Star Wars’

 

In her new book she really wants you to buy, The Princess DiaristCarrie Fisher reveals she banged Harrison Ford a bunch during filming of Star Wars in 1976. Fisher was 19 at the time. Ford was 33 and married with two kids. Thanks a lot, Carrie!

“It was so intense,” the actress-author, 60, tells PEOPLE exclusively of the real-life romance die-hard fans of the franchise have wished for since Han Solo and Princess Leia captured hearts on-screen. “It was Han and Leia during the week, and Carrie and Harrison during the weekend,” she says.

Wanna stop here to say that is a fire verse.

After spending their first night together following a birthday party for director George Lucas, Fisher was wracked by self-doubt. “I looked over at Harrison. A hero’s face — a few strands of hair fell over his noble, slightly furrowed brow,” she writes. “How could you ask such a shining specimen of a man to be satisfied with the likes of me?” “I was so inexperienced, but I trusted something about him,” she says. “He was kind.”

Any a dude who has seen Carrie Fisher in Star Wars could probably answer that question pretty easily. Anyway, can’t really blame him or her. I still wanna bang Princess Leia and I’d probably let a young Han Solo touch it. Meh.

 

She apparently also did the sex with Robocop. Shoutout to Carrie Fisher for banging all my childhood heroes.

 

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Carrie Fisher Was Pressured To Lose Weight For ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’
Carrie Fisher Was Pressured To Lose Weight For ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’


In the January 2016 issue of Good Housekeeping, Carrie Fisher says she was pressured to lose 35 pounds for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I was not, I just had to pre-order some tickets.

‘They don’t want to hire all of me – only about three-quarters! Nothing changes: it’s an appearance-driven thing. I’m in a business where the only thing that matters is weight and appearance. That is so messed up. They might as well say get younger, because that’s how easy it is.’…‘We treat beauty like an accomplishment, and that is insane. Everyone in LA says, “Oh you look good,” and you listen for them to say you’ve lost weight. It’s never “How are you?” or “You seem happy!”’

Mark Hamill was also “pressured” to lose weight. Harrison Ford wasn’t because he generally has other movies to do. I guess I could just end this here, but I just feel bad for Fisher. She didn’t have to audition for a movie that’s projected to make $2.7B. What’s more insulting is that Disney actually paid for her nutritionist and trainer. I’m not trying to tell her what to do, but I’d sue. I’d definitely sue. 

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This Happened

 

Star Wars VII is being filmed in London. Peter Serafinowicz is the voice of Darth Maul. Mark Hamill is Luke Skywalker. This picture was taken in London yesterday. Carrie Fisher is also in London. Harrison Ford was spotted at a London restaurant four days ago. JJ Abrams is getting tortured by Disney sentient robots as we speak.

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Carrie Fisher Will Be In Star Wars VII Says Carrie Fisher



In case you were interested in what the plot of the new Star Wars movie will be, Carrie Fisher just told somebody at her booksigning that she has already been cast. The Force reports:

One of our rebel readers, Curt, wrote in with the following: “I was at Carrie Fishers booksigning in Cherry Hill, NJ on November 15, and the interview she did started with the question ‘Are you really going to be in a new star wars movie?’ and Carrie answered quietly ‘Yes….I thought it was already common knowledge.’ She did not elaborate, as she probably doesn’t want to crow too loudly at this point in the project development. But this is the first confirmation from one of the main OT Cast. LFL has not said the cast would return yet.”

There’s been no word on Disney about this, so who knows if Carrie Fisher is just having another drug hallucination of if she was just fucking with the guy. But if it’s true, the movie will take place at least 45 years in the future. Hopefully Tatooine finally got an Applebee’s.

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