Cara Delevingne Got Naked For Esquire
Cara Delevingne Got Naked For Esquire


I was going to post these Cara Delevingne naked pics from Esquire on Friday, but I thought you might want to something to keep from remembering today is Monday. Enjoy them before she doesn’t get any sort of acting awards for Suicide Squad. A movie that made $103M its first two days and $29M the last two. Nice job, Warner Bros. Keep up the great work. 

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Cara Delevinge Is A Mystery

To be honest, I really don’t get the whole Cara Delevigne thing. First off, her eyebrows are barely even on fleek, if at all, and she’s really good friends with Taylor Swift. Bot of these should be seen as red flags that cast doubt on one’s mental stability. Second, or I guess third, she just looks like a really attractive man who somehow tricked Victoria’s Secret and now she’s in movies playing a woman because it’s too late to back out now. I fee like at any minute she could pull her dick out just because she’s tired of living this lie.

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Cara Delevigne Snatched Naomi Campbell’s Weave Over Rihanna

You have two options. 1.) Read the rest of this post 2.) Read the headline over and over again.

The two models apparently got into a fight over their mutual friend Rihanna while at a chic party for Dasha Zhukova’s Garage Magazine at Paris club Castel Sunday night. A witness told Page Six, “Naomi accused Cara of ‘disrespecting’ Rihanna and started yelling, ­before Naomi pushed Cara, who pushed back.” Another witness added, “Cara pulled Naomi’s weave, but it didn’t come off.” Naomi and Cara, along with Rihanna, have been spotted together at events for Paris Fashion Week. But the witness said, “Naomi was angry because she felt Cara had said something negative about Rihanna.” A separate source said Naomi, 44, unexpectedly started ranting at Cara, 22, at the glamorous bash, with guests including Bianca Brandolini and Lauren Santo Domingo. The source said, “It was a noisy and packed party. Naomi was saying all these nonsensical things, she was ranting. There was a messy pushing match. Cara didn’t understand because there’s no problem between her and Rihanna. Cara didn’t want to be involved and was telling Naomi, ‘Get away from me!’ ”

Much like Georgia May Jagger (nice teeth, Punxsutawney Grill), Cara Delevigne really has no business being a model, so when she snatches an actual supermodel’s weave, I have no choice but to take Naomi Campbell‘s side. Mostly because she’s insane. And to be honest? Who wouldn’t fight over this? I beat up somebody in Panera Bread once, I’m not above it.

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Cara Delevigne Seems Really Excited To Be Here, Links

Charli XCX should put those away  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Jennifer Lawrence’s fans seem really calm and sane   Dlisted

Lara Stone is all kinds of naked  (NSFWDrunken Stepfather

Bella Thorne is trouble   Hollywood Tuna

I want this in a sandwich  Popoholic

Emily Sears’ rack is perfection    Celebslam

Vivienne Westwood is gonna be beheaded   Celebitchy

Amanda Bynes was never homeless, just insane The Superficial

Womem reading this: Kirk Cameron needs you back in the kitchen please Fishwrapper

Sarah Hyland is a red dot special   Moe Jackson

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Cara Delevigne Tattooed The Word “Bacon” On The Bottom Of Her Foot
Cara Delevigne Tattooed The Word “Bacon” On The Bottom Of Her Foot

 

Far be it from me to ask why anybody would tattoo the word bacon on the bottom of their foot, but Cara Delevigne is pretty hot and just publicly professed her love for bacon. This speaks to me on an emotional level. The voice is saying, “princess cut diamond”.

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Cara Delevinge Wore Whatever This Was To The GQ Awards

 

Daisy Lowe may have worn this to the GQ Awards because her father abandoned her to be a rock star and marry Gwen Stefani, but Cara Delevinge wore this see through type thing with some sort of chain belt thing that she kept in her mouth most of the time. I don’t know. I shop online, so I really don’t understand fashion. The gay guy who designed this probably had that sewed in for subtext. Again, like I said, I don’t really understand fashion. I understand see through, so I’m posting these. Anybody can do this job, it’s not hard. Most of your is spent having Google ask me, “did you mean matthew mcconaughey?” Yes. Yes I did. Than you for being so considerate about it.

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Cara Delevinge Fell Asleep Twice During Her Vogue Interview, For 7 Hours At Mulberry Shoot
Cara Delevinge Fell Asleep Twice During Her Vogue Interview, For 7 Hours At Mulberry Shoot

 

Modeling is hard.

Vogue called out supermodel Cara Delevingne for apparently falling asleep multiple times during her interview with the fashion magazine. And the 21-year-old British beauty arrived late, to boot! The author of the Vogue article, Plum Sykes, wrote "Dear reader, to misquote Oscar Wilde, can I say that to oversleep once for a Vogue interview may be regarded as a misfortune, but to oversleep twice looks like carelessness?" Plum also questioned photographer Tim Walker, who has shot Cara many times, and he corroborated. "Every shoot I've done with her, she's fallen asleep … She slept for seven hours on one Mulberry shoot."

Hold up, you guys. Cara has her reasons for sleeping through work: she works "extremely hard". Wrap your mind around that logic.

"Why do people in the industry lie so much???? They would rather see you fail than succeed. What happened to supporting each other," she wrote. She went on to add, "All I can say is that I work extremely hard and ‘sleeping' is proof that sometimes I work too hard. I apologize for being so ambitious." And she's not finished! She also Tweeted, "This just shows that the fashion industry is not the most understanding or compassionate of industries."

She's a model, so "work extremely hard" is obviously relative, but if you fall asleep for 7 hours at work, it might not be the best idea to say you have a great work ethic. You could have said you have narcolepsy. Or just told the truth said "heroin had me like".

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Here’s Miley Cyrus Making Out With A Victoria’s Secret Model
Here’s Miley Cyrus Making Out With A Victoria’s Secret Model

 

Besides being a fake black person, Miley Cyrus is also a fake lesbian because she tweeted this picture of her kissing Victoria's Secret model Cara Delevingne (this chick). Please note the superimposed rainbow. Like, how many cultures is Miley going to appropriate for herself? Her next look will probably be a handlebar mustache and overalls while she tossed pizza dough because she probably thinks thats what Italians look like.

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