I thought Candice Swanepoel and I had something when she used our pic on Instagram that one time, but as it turns out, that was pretty much all in my head since she’s been dating Hermann Nicoli for 10 years and now they’re gonna have a baby. Nicoli is apparently a model, but if I was him I’d definitely change what I put on my tombstone now. I’d probably even go to the mall and get the ultrasound airbrushed on a t-shirt. Then I’d wear the umbilical cord as a necklace just so everyone was clear.
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