Candice Swanepoel Is Pregnant
Candice Swanepoel Is Pregnant


I thought Candice Swanepoel and I had something when she used our pic on Instagram that one time, but as it turns out, that was pretty much all in my head since she’s been dating Hermann Nicoli for 10 years and now they’re gonna have a baby. Nicoli is apparently a model, but if I was him I’d definitely change what I put on my tombstone now. I’d probably even go to the mall and get the ultrasound airbrushed on a t-shirt. Then I’d wear the umbilical cord as a necklace just so everyone was clear.




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Candice Swanepoel Naked For VS & Links
Candice Swanepoel Naked For VS & Links


More “pretty great breasts” from the Golden Globes  [   The Superficial   ]

Jemma Lucy took a walk on the beach like this (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Crocs Twitter account tried to “honor” David Bowie, failed  [  Dlisted   ]

Lady Gaga‘s nipple for V Magazine (NSFW)  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Probably every single chick from the Golden Globes  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

U of M’s Delta Gamma sorority recruitment video is a white girl fantasy   [  The Blemish  ]

A moment with Paige Reifler  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Gigi Hadid is busting out everywhere  [  Popoholic  ]

Hilary Duff in this dress  [  Moe Jackson  ]



Check out the NSFW version below. Candice Swanepoel is a great American.
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Hey There, Candice Swanepoel & Links



These three people had dinner together last night. Okay.   [  Lainey Gossip  ]

Painted up Ronda Rousey forgot to close her legs for SI   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Greta Gerwig braless in W Magazine  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kourtney Kardashian “used” Justin Bieber. Poor guy lol jk   [   The Superficial   ]

Rhian Sugden in lingerie   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Wanna see Tom Hiddleston sunbathing naked?  [  Dlisted   ]

Izabel Goulart slays in a bikini  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

A monkey’s erection scared a little girl  [  The Blemish  ]

Chrissy Teigen’s baby will not go hungry   [  Popoholic  ]

Kristen Stewart‘s legs need some work  [  Moe Jackson  ]

All the Nina Dobrev bikini pics you’ll ever need  [  Celebslam  ]

Leonardo DiCaprio got 7,398 women pregnant after this interview  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

#WasteHisTime2016 is trending on Twitter to destroy men  [  COED  ]


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Candice Swanepoel At The 2015 VS Fashion Show

If my last post was unclear, I hope Candice Swanepoel at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show helps whatever you’re confused about. I guess I can kinda understand how you would think not  raising the minimum wage and allowing corporations dump toxic waste in your drinking water will lift Americans out of poverty, but not this. Not this. You’re smarter than that.

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Candice Swanepoel Naked In Lui Says Good Morning, Links

I’m thinking Ben Affleck had to pawn it  Dlisted

You can call Tila Tequila’s sex line just don’t be Jewish   The Superficial

Abigail Clancy‘s panties raised the price of these pics  (NSFW Taxi Driver Movie

Taylor Swift wears pasties for some reason  (NSFWCeleb Jihad

Kate Compton owns all the bikinis   Hollywood Tuna

Kylie Jenner did a weird bathing suit photoshoot  DrunkenStepfather

Karen Gillan wore a thong to the gym  (NSFW site) The Nip Slip

The lesson here is that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley does a lot of squats   Popoholic

America Ultra 2 is already filming   Moe Jackson

The New York Daily News went full on New York Daily News news yesterday   The Blemish

The Metal Gear trailer hits you in the nostalgia feels   Egotastic

More nekkid Candice Swanepoel  IDLYITW

#tbt Rihanna naked in Lui IDLYITW

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Here’s Candice Swanepoel And Her Nipples In Some Lingerie

 

Walking around being female perfection must be difficult, or maybe it’s not that difficult to spending your day changing outfits and looking in a mirror, but I guess that’s the price of beauty. So here’s Candice Swanepoel in some lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. The last pic is NSFW, because it’s not safe to have erections at work. The mildly attractive girl in your office will think it’s about her then she’ll file a complaint and sue you. Mildly attractive girls are always doing that type of thing.

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Good God, Man
Good God, Man

 

Because I have limited brain function most of the time, I was unaware that Candice Swanepoel could be more perfect, but…damn. Here she is as a brunette. I don't know what's going with my dick right now, but I think people in this coffee shop are starting to notice.

 

Also, here she is in a bikini. Because the world is a better place when she puts one on.

 

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

 

pic source = Instagram

 

 

 

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Yes Please

Speaking of unwanted pregnancies and women paying child support, the Maxim Hot 100 Party thing was last night and Candice Swanepoel wore these pants. Would I get her pregnant just so I could post a picture of her on Instagram with the caption, "I got this pregnant"? Yes. Yes, I would. #rawdog #fiveminutes

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Candice Swanepoel Is For Hump Day
Candice Swanepoel Is For Hump Day

 

Before we get into Justin Bieber getting arrested and the two billionaires who thought fighting would make Miranda Kerr have sex with them, let's all observe a moment of silence for this pic that Candice Swanepoel posted on Instagram last night. Please bow your heads and th..nope. Sorry. My penis doesn't seem to want to bow. I really can't take him anywhere. So embarrassing. My apologies.

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