DJ TANNER IS A HERETIC!
 

Starbucks War on Christmas? It’s a red cup, folks. Until Starbucks puts a baby Jesus or nativity scene on the cup while saying Merry Christmas, then pulls it because they say it’s offensive, let’s talk. I don’t remember Starbucks ever being a Christian company, do you? A Santa, a snowflake, some holly, a polar bear, some jingle bells or plain red cup don’t define Christmas for me as a Christian. My relationship with Jesus does. So, I will joyfully sip on my Starbucks coffee, in a plain red cup, and instead of complaining about the lack of decorations, I will lovingly share the good news of Jesus Christ with friends and co-workers or anyone who’s willing to engage in conversation. Merry Christmas to all!

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Christians love being persecuted more than college students, and as you’ve probably seen on Facebook, the latest godless heathen to wage assault on peaceful, loving Christians is Starbucks. Because they decided to do red cups for the holidays. What Candace Cameron doesn’t understand, that when you buy a red cup, Starbucks donates 60% to Planned Parenthood and 30% to Muslims and 10% for the construction of Satanic grinder that will make make Christians’ bones and soul patches into premium blend coffee that will be packaged with a morning after pill and a gay wedding cake that will be sold for 30 pieces of silver. Christians under attack must remain steadfast and resist the machinations of the Devil when they freely roam their respective cities ordering expensive coffee. Before you finish reading this, Kirk Cameron will have denied his sister three times.

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DJ Tanner’s Legs Look Like This Now

Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show yesterday prior to rehearsals. I don't want to speak for Kirk Cameron here, but his sister isn't really presenting herself in a godly way. Why is her dress that short? Is she trying to make men commit the sin of adultery in their hearts? This is no way for a bride of Christ to dress. Why, she is nothing more than a harlot from hell! A succubus of Satan! (It's pretty weird that religion makes everything I just typed okay to say. How long are we gonna keep doing this? VCRs are a lot newer than religion but we already got rid of those.)

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