My condolenceses. Life & Style reports:
Looks like Jason Segel has caught the eye of Cameron Diaz! Life & Style can reveal that the pair were caught cozying up in East Hampton, N.Y., on Tuesday night. "They were at [upscale eatery] Nick and Toni's and seemed to be on a date," one eyewitness tells the mag. And that's not the only place the Hollywood hot shots were spotted — they were also seen shopping at Citarella food market in the same area! "They bought groceries and then drove off together," an eyewitness on Instagram revealed.
Cameron Diaz looks like her face melted and an exiled doctor on Mexico tried to fix it in a warehouse on question power grid, so yeah, it probably takes him a while. No need to think about drowning puppies or your dad masturbating.
If you read Twitter or any comment section, you'll be surprised to find out that Kate Upton is "gross" and "ugly" and "overrated" or other things women with small boobs say while they pour bacon grease and chocolate over their nachos. In reality, Kate Upton is a 21-year old blonde with huge tits. That's basically the corporate branding of our Constitution. So the irony isn't lost on me that Cameron Diaz, who only passed for hot in The Mask then rode that all the way to 2013, agreed to star in The Other Woman. Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz standing next to each other looks like a before of after picture of some sort of voodoo curse.
Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio atteneded the Tag Hauer Yacht Party this weekend, and if you're still on the fence about whether men age better than women, one of these people is 39 and bangs Victoria's Secret Models and the other is 40 and seems to be victim of a gypsy curse. I'll let you decide which one is which.
Here’s Cameron Diaz
leaving London’s Whisky Mist at 3am this morning, and either she’s completely hammered or somebody just showed her a picture of Cameron Diaz.
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It’s still unclear why Jennifer Lopez
and Cameron Diaz
were invited to an event to celebrate achievement in motion pictures, but in case you missed it, they presented an award and their asses in some kind of ass-off. Why Cameron Diaz thought this was a good idea I guess we’ll never know, because Jennifer Lopez has built a career by sticking her enormous ass in the air to make people forget she’s a talentless cunt with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Maybe next Diaz can challenge the Hulk to a cage fight or whatever means that she’s stupid with no understanding of her limitations.
Radar Online is speculating that Cameron Diaz may have had plastic surgery. Uhh…
“There’s something about Cameron Diaz’s face that is very unusual,” celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who has not worked with the star, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “She looks like she’s preparing to take her costar Jim Carrey’s role in The Mask!” As RadarOnline.com previously reported, it was less than a month ago when formerly flat chested Cameron’s suddenly voluptuous figure sparked speculation that she had gotten breast implants. The Bad Teacher star showcased her startling new look at the 2012 Versace Spring/Summer show during Paris Fashion Week, where she gave Donatella Versace a run for her money in the fake stakes! “Her forehead is excessively smooth, a possible consequence of overdone Botox injections. Her face also looks extremely shiny,” Dr. Youn went on to say about Cameron. “Although I do not believe she’s had a facelift,” he explained. “Laser treatments or chemical peels could account for her smooth, shiny skin. I recommend that she get some mattifying gel as soon as possible to calm it down.” It is not the first time that Diaz has had work done on her face. In 2006, she admitted to having a nose job but claimed it was for “medical purposes,” after she broke it in a surfing accident.
Can you just take a look at the banner photo again? Unless her surgeon was far sighted or using a Batman villain as his guide, I’m pretty sure she’s entitled to a refund.
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If these pictures Diddy’s girlfriend, Cameron Diaz, in Paris are cropped wrong or out of order or whatever it’s because I couldn’t look at them for more than a few seconds while I was editing them. I’m trying to type with my eyes closed but I can’t really see so maybe I could just crack them a lit….AAHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Lay off the Ciroc, nigga (wait, I can say “nigga”, right? I’m a minority, we’re all friends here. Hey, down with whitey and other minority things like that!). People reports:
Nearly a month after they were spotted together at lunch, Cameron Diaz and Diddy are keeping those dating rumors alive after a cozy night out at New York’s PH-D Rooftop Lounge atop the Dream Downtown Hotel. The actress started her night at Marble Lane Restaurant with a large group of friends before heading up to the roof after midnight. Diddy joined their table around 1:15, and ordered bottles of booze for the table, where Diaz was dancing with her friends and drinking, too. According to a source, the table was packed and “Cameron and Diddy were very affectionate.” Still, a rep says the two, who left the club with their friends around 3:15 a.m., are not an item.
“Lounge” and “bottles of booze” are really the only things that can explain this other than Diddy casting for his new show Making The Zombie, because Cameron Diaz looks like she belongs in a 2nd grade reading list book luring children into her gingerbread house.
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Cameron Diaz basically just said “fuck it” and attended a Halloween party dressed as herself. Which is fine because I read on her IMDB profile that the screams of small children is what gives her power.