This Is What Brooklyn Decker Named Her Baby

Remember that time Brooklyn Decker got pregnant, then had the baby and stuff? Cool. The baby has a name.

Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick‘s son’s name has been revealed. The 28-year-old Grace and Frankie actress and 33-year-old tennis pro have named their first child Hank, JustJared.com can confirm.

Brooklyn Decker was discovered in Charlotte and is a big Panthers and Hornets fan, so that means I love her, but I don’t know how I’m supposed to look at a baby and call it “Hank”. Hank’s are DEA agents and have sons who ain’t right. Actually, it doesn’t really matter what she named her baby since he’s her baby, I just saw “Brooklyn Decker” in Feedly and thought “Brooklyn Decker bikini pictures”. This job isn’t as complicated as one would imagine.

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Brooklyn Decker Is Pregnant
Brooklyn Decker Is Pregnant

 

I’m not sure why Andy Roddick wishes to waste sperm by not blowing all over Brooklyn Decker‘s rack every time they have sex, but she’s 28 now, so she probably told him it’s time to blow inside now. Congrats!

Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick will welcome their first child this fall, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “I’m happy to confirm Brooklyn and Andy are expecting a new addition to their family in the autumn of this year,” Decker’s rep, Jesse Parker Stowell, says.

Brooklyn Decker is from NC and is a hardcore Carolina Panthers and Charlotte Hornets fan, anything else is irrelevant to me. Except for her boobs. Her boobs are very relevant. #deckersboobsmatter

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Here’s Patrick Wilson Pretending To Bang Brooklyn Decker
Here’s Patrick Wilson Pretending To Bang Brooklyn Decker

 

Patrick Wilson should get a free Ebola vaccine and a virgin of his choice after he had to pretend to have sex with Lena Dunham, but his next job looks like it might wipe that horrific mental image from his brain, because it Joe Carnahan’s Stretch, he gets to pretend to have sex with Brooklyn Decker. I guess this video is supposed to show how awkward and not remotely sexy at all that sex scenes are, and that’s totally true, but keep in mind, Patrick Wilson is on top of Brooklyn Decker giving her best O-face. I appreciate how this scene lasts about how long it would in real life. Let’s table this discussion for about 10 to 15 minutes.

 

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Brooklyn Decker Got Some Sweatpant Jeans

 

Brooklyn Decker seems pretty excited about her new sweatpant jeans, even though this obviously isn't a paid advertisement. If it was, I assume they would have Photoshopped in some ass and makeup. And maybe hired a choreographer and brushed her hair. Ok, there seems to be a lot of things wrong with this video.

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Brooklyn Decker Is Very Tan



It’s uncertain why Brooklyn Decker picked a white towel, but here she is in Australia either haunting this pool or asking way too much of the sun. Anyway, here’s a blonde chick with big tits in a bikini. To be honest, I might have overthought this post a little bit. Look, TITS!

Pic source = Fame Flynet

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Lookin’ Good, Brooklyn





Brooklyn Decker was at the Delray Beach International Tennis Championship in Florida to watch her husband, Andy Roddick, get beat by 36th-ranked South African and eventual champion Kevin Anderson. Where I assume she spent the rest of the weekend trying to give Anderson a poison apple based on these pictures.

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Brooklyn Decker Is In The Sports Illustrated Fantasy Book

The biggest story this morning was about Jake Gyllenhaal going to a bath house. In other really surprising news, Brooklyn Decker still has an insane rack. I know, I couldn’t believe it either!

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Brooklyn Decker Does GQ

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Here’s video stills from Brooklyn Decker’s new photoshoot with GQ. As you might have noticed, you can’t really see her face, but my source at GQ informed me that seeing her face wasn’t exactly the point of the photoshoot.

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It Didn’t Help



Apparently God doesn’t answer big tittied model’s prayers, because Brooklyn Decker was at the US Open on Friday with a courtside seat to see her husband, Andy Roddick, get completely annihilated (6-2, 6-1, 6-3; 22 forehand winners to Roddick’s 0) by Rafael Nadal. And although that may sound really bad, please keep in mind that at least Andy Roddick has never agreed to be in a Jennifer Aniston movie.

These pictures start off really hopeful, but when you get to the end you can tell Brooklyn probably told Andy Roddick she had a headache later that night.

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