This Brooke Hogan Poem Should Clear It All Up

I guess because she wants to stay in the will, Brooke Hogan wrote a poem called, If You Knew My Father, to let people know that Hulk Hogan isn’t racist an has a kind heart even though he said, “I am racist”. This a line from the poem:

Human isn’t perfect, and perfect is not he.

Remember when Brooke Hogan tried to launch a singing career and failed because she had black producers? Statistics have shown that white girls with black producers usually fail at launching successful singing careers becauseĀ  lol jk did you read that line in her poem? Anyway, it’s still pretty heartfelt, I guess, and it would go a long way to change peoples’ minds, but while she was writing this, Hulk Hogan was on Twitter basically retweeting people who are wondering why he isn’t allowed to say “nigger”. I mean, because if Obama can say it since he’s half white, then why can’t Hulk Hogan? I might be reaching here, but I assume Hogan isn’t called a nigger a million times a day on social media. You know, like Obama. Please understand this is just a theory I have. I’m sure there’s a valid reason why Hogan wants to use this word so bad. Probably in a nuanced argument for prison reform I bet.

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Hulk Hogan Is A Great Dad


In this video of Hulk Hogan doing a promo for Def Jam Rapstar, his daughter(?) Brooke tells him to “Give it to ‘em hard.” It’s a little difficult to tell if he does or not, mostly because they black it out when he pulls out his cock.

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Brock Hogan Has Hot Friends



Brock Hogan looks like she was on stage at a transvestite beauty pageant when she got blasted with gamma radiation, but whoever her friend is, she has a hot ass. That’s good for me, because I like chick’s with hot asses. The guy that lets me sneak in the morgue at night says he’s sure I’ll find one someday.

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BROCK SMASH!!!!



Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate may get to high and the anger within will be unleashed. Will she ever be able to not have to special order her shoes? Will General Ross be able to contain her fury? Who will survive, and WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THEM??!!??

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Eddie Bauer Is That Way, Sir



Brock Hogan wandered into a Victoria’s Secret in Miami yesterday. Local news crews and wildlife officials at the scene reported no humans were injured and that it appeared to be confused and disoriented. “I threw some honey in the trash can after lunch, but maybe I should have buried it,” a clerk told reporters.

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This Isn’t a Joke



Brock Hogan released the cover art for her new album yesterday, and yes, this really is what she came up with. This. I appreciate the fact that they chose “female” for the neck down, but damn this shit looks like a prize you’d win at a balloon dart throw. I had an interview set up, but the guy who made this was unavailable for comment because he was airbrushing a picture of Tupac as Jesus at that stand outside Lids.

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Wait, There’s More



In case her concert wasn’t sexxxy enough, Brock Hogan swung around on a stripper pole for some reason. I don’t have the pictures, but after this she put baby Tarzan on her back and swung from a tree and swatted planes down from the Empire State building. You go, Brooke! Work it, girl!

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Brooke Hogan is a Born Entertainer



Who in the hell knows why, but Brooke Hogan performed at Calle Ocho 2009 in Miami on Sunday. In related news, the NFL Players Association elected its new Executive Director on Sunday, too. He is expected bring in progressive ideas to avoid a possible 2011 labor strike. I can’t seem to shake the feeling that these two are somehow related.

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