When Christians preach family values and abstinence, it’s always because a child needs two parents in order to not become like a kid in Chicago or a refugee. Unless those two parents are gay then ewww not what they meant. But since human nature and archaic belief systems are no match for wanting to hit that pussy from behind raw af, abstinence doesn’t work. And when it doesn’t work, there’s more money in keeping the father from seeing his child and quoting Bible verses that question his manhood if the check doesn’t arrive on time. Man, religion has this thing on lock. That brings us to Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin’s first baby daddy whose semen somehow fertilized her egg despite fervent prayer. Let’s flashback, shall we?
In 2009, Levi announced that he was going to sue his high school sweetheart for joint custody of Tripp after alleging that the entire Palin family was making it difficult for him to see his son. The exes reached a child custody stipulation in 2010, allowing Levi to see Tripp on Saturdays between 9:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m., and Wednesdays from 12:00 p.m. to 6 p.m. The court never approved Levi and Bristol’s agreement, however, so it never became finalized. The case was dismissed in 2012 for lack of activity. Then, in 2013, Levi filed a petition in which he sought at least equal custody of Tripp.
Keep in mind Levi Johnston, a teenager, paid $600 a month to Bristol Palin in order to his son 13 hours a week. I pay less than that for cable and I can see SportsCenter anytime I want. Now, after a 7-year legal battle against Bristol Palin (seen here capitalizing on her new child with vertical revenue stream) and her self-serving family, he had some news to share on Facebook yesterday.
I’m so happy to have my son in my life, and to put all of this back in forth in the courts behind me. It might have taken me 7 years and cost me around $100,000 in lawyer fees, spread out among 3 different lawyers, as well as a lot of patience, but it was all worth it. I’m happy now to be successfully co-parenting. Although I do owe some back child support, altogether I have paid $50,000 in child support for Tripp, which is $600 a month, since Tripp’s birth so at the end of the day I know I have worked hard to meet my obligations as a father. Despite what some have heard I’ve always been there for him, and I go to almost every school event that I can and spend all of my free time with my kids.
Much like Jesus would do, the Palins used Johnston as a prop in 2008 then proceeded to make his life a living hell when all he wanted to do was see his son. They’re currently doing the same thing to Bristol Palin’s second baby daddy even though all of this could have been avoided if they showed Bristol a video about how to properly apply a condom. But contraceptives are the Devil’s business. He roams the Earth like a roaring seeking to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Hopefully Bristol’s fifth baby daddy will have more disposable income so he can afford a better lawyer.
Speaking of “wanting to hit that pussy from behind raw af”, here’s Demi Rose. Tell Liz Cameron I’ll be ready for her in like 20 minutes give or take.