Oh, Hi There Bridget

Since Kendra, Holly, and Bridget all left Girls Next Door, Bridget Marquardt has been filming her own show, Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches, on the Travel channel. Here’s some pictures from the show. In a house full of vapid whores, I actually kinda like Bridget. Her annoying voice aside, she actually seems pretty cool. And she also supposedly has all natural tits. Not that really matters to me. Snake venom and arsenic are all natural, too. The antidotes for each were developed by science. Coincidence?

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Two V-Day Parties That Were More Like VD Parties

Valentine’s Day means it’s time to throw lavish parties at Pure and Studio 54, where a whole bunch of douchebags without girlfriends will pop their collars, down martini’s and use pickup lines like “you should have my abortion.”

Heidi and Spencer Pratt-Montag hosted the shindig at Pure and Bridget Marquardt hosted at Studio 54.

Pink on women can eat it. Pink in women, I will eat, but in exchange for a blowjob.

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I Had The Time Of My Life With These Links

It’s the Dirty Dancing Workout, and I ordered it because it’s less painful than sitting through Dirty Dancing again. That and: sweatpants. [BestWeekEver]

Dominic Cooper has broken up with his g/f of 12 years to date Mama Mia’s Amanda Seyfried, and you can bet that something bad will come of that [LaineyGossip]

Lilly Allen should keep her knees together [TaxiDriverMovie]

Mila Kunis: ZOMBIE! [Just Jared]

Bridget Marquardt says Hugh Hefner is “rude” for replacing pictures of her with pictures of his new girlfriends. Because it makes total sense that new girlfriends want pics of your ex all around the house, right? [HollywoodRag]


Lady GaGa goes out sans pants. [DrunkenStepfather]

Busted (more…)

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House Bunny Premiered Last Night

I rather watch zombies serve my torso at a picnic than see House Bunny, but a lot of hot ass showed up at the premiere last night, and in case you missed it, scouring the Internet for pictures of “hot ass” is kinda my job description. That is, of course, until I can find a way to start getting paid to just think about hot ass. Toddco* has a solid business plan, but apparently potential investors fail to see how masturbating constitutes a core competency. Insolent fools!

* A division of Handsome Industries, Inc.

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