BREAKING: A male (Brenton Thwaites) paid attention to Taylor Swift at the Toronto International Film Festival and now they're totes in love and she's looking for real estate in his neighborhood and she's keeping a log of everything he says in case she has to use it in a song in two months. US Weekly reports:
Swift and actor Brenton Thwaites chatted for an hour in a booth together "making each other laugh," an onlooker tells Us Weekly. At the film fest to promote his flick Oculus, the Australian young star, 24, "had his arm around her back," the witness adds. "She touched his leg a few times. They seemed very into each other."
You know Swift is already writing "Mrs. Taylor Thwaites" and making her friends call her "TT" or whatever emotionally stunted and infantalized white chicks do. But at least this guy is over 18, so that's a plus, I guess. I'm just worried about her if she goes through another breakup. I think this is one where she tries to cut her own bangs with a Hot Pocket.