The CMAs Made A Trump Joke Last Night
The CMAs Made A Trump Joke Last Night

 

Ahead of the 2017 CMAs, the Country Music Association banned journalists from asking artists about the “mass shooting in Las Vegas, gun rights or political affiliations at the awards show” or lose their credentials. Country music artists told them to suck a dick. The ban was then listed. Then last night, co-hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood opened the show with this. Per USA Today:

“We can’t be doing any of our silly little songs because this year’s show is a ‘politics-free zone,’ ” Underwood joked. “Are you kidding me? That’s not fair,” Paisley rebuffed, offering sample lyrics of political spoofs such as, “Way down wander on the Scaramucci” and “Hold me closer, Bernie Sanders.” “Right now, he’s probably in his PJs, reaching for his cellphone,” Paisley sang. “Right now, he’s probably asking Siri, ‘How in the hell do you spell Pocahontas?’ “In the middle of the night from the private seat of a gold-plated White House toilet seat, he writes, ‘Liddle Bob Corker,’ ‘NFL’ and ‘covfefe,’ ” Paisley continued, before his co-host joined in to finish the chorus. “It’s fun to watch it, that’s for sure, until little Rocket Man starts a war. Then maybe next time he’ll think before he tweets.”

You might say the Country Music Awards would be the last place you’d expect Trump to get roasted. I guess because it’s a room full of white people in cowboy hats? I don’t know. But again, it’s Trump. Dragging him at every opportunity is the one thing that crosses racial divides. Also, Carrie Underwood is hot as hell and I needed  reason to download these pics.

 

 

 

Related Posts:

Tags: , ,
Brad Paisley Took A Selfie With The Westboro Baptist Church Idiots
Brad Paisley Took A Selfie With The Westboro Baptist Church Idiots

 

Apparently Satan roams about soldier's funerals and country music concerts seeking to devour someone a lot, because the Westboro Baptist Church picketed the Brad Paisley concert on Sunday with their purple and bedazzled signs.

Though Brad Paisley's fans came out in droves to his Kansas City, Missouri show on Sunday, June 3, the country crooner decided to take a selfie with a group of people who didn't attend the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater to celebrate his music. Protestors from the Westboro Baptist Church stood outside the concert venue with signs reading "God Hates Drunks," "Sin Breeds Violence," and "God H8s Your Stars." Paisley made his way out there and rounded up the protestors for an unusual selfie. "Westboro Baptist Selfie!! Or west-Burro(ass) selfie. Hopefully they can hear the show out here. We'll play loud," Paisley captioned the photo.

I could take this opportunity to make fun of the Westboro Baptist Church and Christianity in general, but I'm starting to feel sorry for these people. I mean, because when you have to cram your moral, religious, and scientific beliefs into a 1,600 page book that hasn't been updated in a while, I can see how you could paint yourself into a corner and miss a few things. Things like women, basic human biology, and carbon dating. The Bible doesn't allow any room for interpretation, you know, except for when you really want it to, so it's great they can have the best-selling fantasy novel of all time to point at when they expand it's figurative universe to fit their own narrative and agenda. But back to the point, why would you protest a Brad Paisley concert? There's no shitty music in hell, bruh. C'mon, now.

Related Posts:

Tags: ,