Blake Griffin And Kendall Went On A Date And Saw ‘IT’
Blake Griffin And Kendall Went On A Date And Saw ‘IT’

 

I honestly didn’t know Blake Griffin and Kendall Jenner were a thing, but Kris Jenner is her mom and Blake Griffin is in the NBA so it makes sense. Kendall isn’t like the other chicks in her family and does things her own way, so I guess that’s why she’s dating a NBA player who isn’t all the way black. Per TMZ:

Kendall Jenner and Blake Griffin just took a major step in their dating life — ’cause nothing says “we’re together” like dinner and a movie … and a 2,475 mile trip. The rumored couple was spotted grabbing a bite Monday night in NYC at Carbone, and then catching the new horror flick “It” afterward. Speaking of flying, Blake clearly jetted off to New York to be with Kendall … who’s walking runways for Fashion Week (Todd’s note: LOL). They’d been seen hanging in L.A. (with pals) prior to this.

Sounds sweet. I wonder while they were in the movie if the irony was lost on Blake Griffin that he was watching a movie about an overexposed clown. If this was Kylie, I could have made “float” joke, but Blake doesn’t want me to succeed.

 

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Blake Griffin Didn’t Beat Up Justin Bieber. Sorry.
Blake Griffin Didn’t Beat Up Justin Bieber. Sorry.

 

As much as we'd all like to believe it, Clippers' forward Blake Griffin didn't beat up Justin Bieber in a Starbucks. Sorry, guys. I know how much that meant to you. The story was first reported here (which should have been your first clue). They use WordPress like me, so I'm not sure what kind of news you were expecting. The problem with fake stories is that they get way too specific (“He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”,) and include quotes that sound completely made up (“He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.” ) If Blake Griffin really did smack the shit out of Justin Bieber, Bieber wouldn't be stumbling. Bieber would be in ambulance suffering a massive head trauma and shitting himself. So yeah, this story is fake. Much like democracy. Aliens are real though. Aliens are all around you! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

 

Since we're talking about Blake Griffin, here's my favorite Nike commercial of the past year. Not only is this commercial basically accurate of what Griffin does every game, but Bieber would so be Daryl. Also, I have those kicks.

 

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