Amy and Blake Had a Farewell Bonk



Amy Winehouse’s dumbass husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was sent back to prison yesterday after he failed a drug test in rehab, but not before he ran to her hospital bedside where she has been since collapsing ten days ago. Wanna take a guess what happened next? Just a little advice, if you have food in your mouth, I’d suggest spitting it out. The Sun reports:

“SINGER AMY WINEHOUSE gave junkie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL a “farewell bonk” in hospital before he returned to jail, pals said last night. The Sun revealed yesterday that Fielder-Civil, 26, dashed to the ailing star’s bedside on Tuesday night after failing a drug test in rehab. And last night a source said he persuaded her reluctant inner-circle to give him one hour alone with her on his final night of freedom. He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked — and unlike the line from her hit Rehab, she could not say “No, no, no”. The source added: “It was obvious what went on.” Fielder-Civil then left the London Clinic and handed himself in to cops in Shoreditch, East London. He is likely to continue his 27-month sentence for assault and trial-fixing after breaking the terms of his early release.”

Dear God, I’m not even kidding when I say I’d rather watch my dad wife swap with a grizzly bear than picture these two crackheads have sex. I know you can’t see it, but I’m about to stab this knife in my mind’s eye right now. Right now I tell you!

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Amy Winehouse Got Raided



Police used a crowbar and a battering ram to raid the home of Amy Winehouse yesterday. They searched for evidence and finally arrested Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, for his alleged connection to a $400,000 trial-fixing plot. Fielder-Civil and four other men were arrested due to their plan to pay off several key witnesses in an assault trial. If convicted, Fielder-Civil could face life in prison. Daily Mail reports:

A distraught Amy Winehouse wept hysterically and screamed ‘Baby, I love you’ as husband Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested and led away by police officers over an alleged $400,000 trial-fixing plot. Amid dramatic scenes Fielder-Civil, 25, was seized by eight plain clothes officers at the flat in Bow. As he was led away, the 24-year-old singer kissed and hugged him, sobbing: “Baby, I love you. Baby, I’ll be fine.” He was handcuffed by police and led away from an east London flat last night as Winehouse looked on and begged: “I want to go with him.”

Wow, it took eight plain clothes officers to arrest this guy? Has he walked into some gamma radiation recently that we don’t know about? He’s a 100 pound heroin addict. I’m thinking the cops might have over thought this. You didn’t need to spend three hours in a conference room with a laser pointer and some blueprints. All you really needed was a pair of handcuffs and a scary voice.

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