Billy Bob Thornton’s Daughter Killed A Baby. Officially.

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Almost exactly two years ago (read more here), Billy Bob Thornton‘s estranged daughter, Amanda Brumfield, was arrested and charged in connection with the death of a 1-year old child she was babysitting. She was convicted on Friday. People reports:

The estranged daughter of Billy Bob Thornton had been convicted of aggravated manslaughter in the death of a friend’s baby daughter, but was found not guilty of first-degree murder. The verdict was handed down last Friday to Amanda Brumfield, 32, in the same Orlando, Fla., courthouse where Casey Anthony is being tried for the murder of her daughter, the Orlando Sentinel reports. Brumfield had claimed the death of 1-year-old Olivia Madison Garcia, while in her care as a babysitter one night in October 2008, was an accident – and that she had simply fallen a short distance out of a playpen. Prosecutors said such a fall would not account for the three-and-a-half inch fracture found on the girl’s skull and the bleeding and swelling on her brain.

Well, while she’s in prison, she might want to take some correspondence courses or learn a trade, because I think the babysitting world might be closed for her. People can be so judgmental and freak out when they read “subdural hematoma” or “three-and-a-half inch fracture” in the comments of your profile. It’s sad really. Also, I don’t think Olivia Madison Garcia’s parents will give her any type of favorable reference. Probably just out of spite.

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Billy Bob’s Daughter Killed a Baby

Billy Bob Thorton’s estranged daughter, Amanda Brumfield, has been charged with child neglect of a 1-year old girl she was babysitting who died of a subdural hematoma caused by a skull fracture and blunt trauma. Brumfield says the child fell out of her playpen, but the police determined that the 1-year didn’t have any mutant powers that would allow her to scale the walls of a playpen and jump out. TMZ reports:

Brumfield told police that after the baby had fallen, she discovered her tongue bleeding, so Brumfield cleaned it with a paper towel. She then says she began playing with the child, feeding her bananas and fruit snacks, and said she was “happy” and playful. Brumfield then said she laid the child on the couch next to her and fell asleep. She says was awoken sometime later by the phone and decided to take the child back to the playpen. When she lifted her, Brumfield told cops she discovered her body was limp. According to police, the call for help didn’t come until two and a half hours after the original fall. Brumfield is Thornton’s child with his first wife, Melissa Gatlin.

Let’s not kid ourselves, I’m an asshole, so I laugh at pretty much anything, but hitting a defenseless child because you don’t know how to control your temper tantrums makes me want to Hulk out. This chick hasn’t been found guilty of anything yet, but I’m just going to assume she is. In that case, I’m also going to assume that a sledgehammer or an anvil might open her mind up to the thought of a revolutionary new medical theory called “Don’t Hit Babies in the Fucking Head.”

Billy Bob was in this:

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David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are Done

Less than a month after David Duchovny left a treatment facility for sex addiction, representatives for the couple have announced that Duchovny and Tea Leoni have separated. Star Magazine reports:

“They have in fact been separated for several months,” a statement from the couple explains, saying they had hoped to keep the separation private for the sake of their two children – daughter Madelaine, 9, and son Kyd, 6.”

They split because Duchovny bangs everything that moves, right? Uh, that would be a “no.” The Daily Mail reports:

“It was not his ‘sexual compulsion proclivity’ that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton. Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie.”

Billy Bob Thorton? Really? He’s 53, what is he texting? The Denny’s dinner special, I bet.

Tea Leoni in Malibu on October 8th:

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Billy Bob Thornton is Talking About Angelina Jolie

In an effort to promote his new album that no one will buy, Billy Bob Thorton did an interview with where he reportedly said that his ex-wife, Angelina Jolie, is with Brad Pitt because she is going through a “high school phase.” Thorton’s rep denied the actor made the comments, however, a simple search on the website finds the article, but it has since been removed. MSNBC reports:

She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there,” Billy Bob was quoted telling at a press launch for his new music album. “She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time.” The actor, who was married to Jolie for three years, was also quoted saying Jolie and Pitt – the parents of Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and very shortly, twin girls – “had nothing in common.” “Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though,” Billy Bob supposedly said.”

Whatever, he said it. I’m just more concerned with the new reports coming out that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in the process of adopting an African boy when her twins haven’t even been born yet. Christ. I ten years their family portrait is gonna include a penguin, a wooden Indian, a yellow man in Timbuktu color for both me and you, kung fu fighting dancing queen, travel spaceman and all that’s in between. People of the world, spice up your life!

Here are some pics of Angelina when she was with Billy Bob Thorton. You know, just to remind him of the ass that he’ll never get in again:

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