Not sure if he’ll have a Very Murray Christmas. (via The Smoking Gun)
Bill Murray is a drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who has abandoned his family, according to a scathing divorce filing by his estranged wife. Jennifer Murray alleges that the Academy Award-nominated actor’s ‘”adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment” led her in 2006 to move into a separate South Carolina home with the couple’s four children. A copy of Jennifer Murray’s court complaint, which was first reported by Charleston’s The Post & Courier, can be found here. Murray contends that the comedian physically abused her on several occasions during their marriage (they were wed in 1997) and that the star hit her in the face during a November 2007 confrontation in her home. During that incident, the May 12 complaint alleges, the 57-year-old performer “told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.'” Jennifer Murray charges that the actor would often leave town without telling her, and sometimes “travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons.” She also claims that he “repeatedly…left threatening voice messages on the home telephone which the minor children have heard.”
Hey, guys. Let me start this by saying we had some CMS issues today, but obviously, we’re back up now. Sorry about that. Wait, it wasn’t my fault. Why do I apologize for things that aren’t my fault? I should love myself more. Also, Jennifer Murray, Bill Murray’s estranged ex-wife, says he beat her, threatened to kill her, did a lot of drugs, and banged other chicks while they were married. She also wants to see if she can get more than the $7M their prenup gives her. So feel free to us those two points to draw your own conclusions. Not sure if all my liberal friends will burn their Bill Murray t-shirts or not. Who knows. Bill Murray t-shirts don’t beat women, Bill Murray beats women. Allegedly. Probably.