Bill Cosby Is Going To Trial
Bill Cosby Is Going To Trial


Andrea Constand was the director of operations for the Temple’s women’s basketball team when Bill Cosby allegedly drugged and molested her in 2004. Cosby’s given Temple a lot of money. In her 2005 lawsuit, one of Cosby’s lawyers was a member of the Temple Board of Trustees. Let that last sentence sink in a minute. Flash forward to 2016.

Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, District Judge Elizabeth McHugh found probable cause after portions of the police statement from accuser Andrea Constand were read in court. Constand was not required to testify and was not in court. Cosby, 78, faces up to 10 years in prison if convicted. The judge’s decision marks a stunning turn of events for the once-beloved sitcom star, who thus far had avoided trial.

America’s criminal justice is set up to where you’ll be given as much time as you need to buy your way out of whatever it is you were got caught doing, and in Cosby’s case, that was 12 years. Let’s hear Cosby’s lawyers drag it out some more.

At issue is “an accusation made many years ago about an incident that allegedly occurred 12 years ago,” Cosby’s defense attorney Brian McMonagle said Tuesday. “I have never once had a case where the prosecution has relied, in a sexual abuse case, on exclusively hearsay evidence in a hearing.” “It is a complete denial of this defendant’s due process rights,” McMonagle added.

I won’t try to sound like I know what Brian is talking about here, but I know he can’t say “I have never once” anymore. Yes, this is an accusation made many years ago by one of the now nearly 60 women who have come forward with pretty much the exact same story, just with different versions of the last creepy shit they heard Cosby say before they passed out. Then woke up to find everybody they wanted to talk to had already been paid to not believe them. Looks like you got some work headed your way, Brian. May I call you “Brian”? 


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Bill Cosby Paid Off Teenage Girls
Bill Cosby Paid Off Teenage Girls


In his now settled Andrea Constand civil lawsuit, Bill Cosby revealed that when he was still filming sitcoms, he would get sent “‘five or six’ models every week, right to the studio”. Sadly, his pickup line didn’t immediately tip them off to the fact that he thought he was better than them.

He said under oath, his M.O. was to give young actresses a “very, very good meal.”

Again, I say “sadly”, because then this happened. 

Cosby was asked about Constand, and whether he had sexual relations with her when she was 17…. The lawyer went on … “That you told her to sit next to you on the couch and that you put your arm around her and began massaging her shoulder and arms suggestively.  Did that occur?”  His response:  “I need clarification on time.” The attorney persisted … “She’s 17 and I believe throughout the time she knows you she becomes 18 or 19.  On a later occasion you had her masturbate you with lotion.  Did that ever happen?  Answer: “Yes.”

This was also gross. 

He also admitted having sexual relations with Therese Serignese, who was 19 in 1976.  He says he gave her money through her agent at the William Morris Agency so she wouldn’t spill the beans to his wife.

I wish we could all pretend that arresting Cosby would drastically reduce “the young, broke LA model has a meeting with a wealthy and famous sexual predator” statistics, but sadly (#3), it won’t. At worst, it’ll just make those doing it more careful. At best, only two more days until Friday. Pretty stoked. In the meantime, let’s give Cosby credit for being able to accomplish all this without stepping foot in a public women’s bathroom. Seems like you’d have to be worshipped and have good lawyers to make you wanna try stuff like this. Bill Cosby did TV God, but you could also do Football God or Church God or Woody Allen God. There’s lots of other gods, but it’s up to you to find the one that appeals to you and your lifestyle. 


Here’s Kourtney Kardashian in Vegas why not:


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It’s Bill Cosby’s Mugshot
It’s Bill Cosby’s Mugshot


Bill Cosby, everyone. That eye looks like it just cursed a banker who refused to extend him a loan. 



UPDATE: Cosby was released after posting $1M bail.

credit = Stephanie Farr, Philadelphia Daily News

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Bill Cosby Is Being Arrested And Charged With A 2004 Rape
Bill Cosby Is Being Arrested And Charged With A 2004 Rape


Hey, Bill Cosby. What’s good?

An arrest warrant has been issued for entertainer Bill Cosby for allegedly drugging and sexually assaulting former Temple employee Andrea Constand at his Elkins Park, Pennsylvania mansion in January 2004, sources tell PEOPLE…Cosby has previously said what happened between him and Constand was consensual, but in new court filings last summer Constand said she was in a relationship with a woman at the time. She also called Cosby a “narcissist” who missed cues that she’s gay.

So we have like, what, 50 more of these? I don’t know. That number seems low. But maybe in prison he can tell all the black guys that they’re responsible for their own oppression and to pull their pants up. I’m sure they’ll love it! He should go around saying it all the time. They won’t be able to get enough!

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Bill Cosby Says He Didn’t Rape Beverly Johnson Because He’s Blind
Bill Cosby Says He Didn’t Rape Beverly Johnson Because He’s Blind


In a 14-page defamation lawsuit against one of his rape accusers, Beverly Johnson, Bill Cosby says she’s making it all up to promote her autobiography. He also claims he’s blind so he couldn’t have raped her. Sure. Ok.

The 78-year-old — accused of being a serial knockout drug rapist that has attacked about 100 women over a 43-year period — has suffered from vision problems due to glaucoma, it can be revealed. But Cosby is also battling keratoconus — a disorder that alters the shape of the corneas. The condition causes his images to distort, multiply or streak. The lawsuit claimed: “Mr. Cosby has suffered from a degenerative eye condition for years which has steadily worsened recently to the point that he is for over a year has been legally and functionally blind.”

Is that bullshit? Sounds like bullshit.

Renowned New York City criminal defense attorney Murray Richman told Radar Cosby is pulling out the going blind card because he wants to show that he has a “disability that makes him physically incapable of doing all those things that he has alleged to have done.” “It’s a bulls**t defense,” said Murray, who has represented Jay-Z and other prominent clients in his 52-year legal career. “The jury isn’t going to buy that.”

I don’t recall a seeing eye dog in the Jell-O Pudding Pops commercials in the mid-80s, and since he allegedly raped Beverly Johnson in the mid-80s, I’m not exactly sure what this has to do with anything. If he was blind, that might explain the sweaters. Might.

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Bill Cosby’s Wife Is Lady Macbeth

Unless you’ve been colonizing Mars or training with ISIS this month, you know that Bill Cosby admitted, while under oath during a 2005 civil lawsuit, that he drugged women he wanted to have sex by giving them Quaaludes. Man, his poor wife, Camille Cosby. The hell she must be going through right now. Wait, no, she’s on some next level Beauty and the Beast shit. (via New York Post)

She thinks all the women Bill Cosby drugged and raped consented:

“Camille still doesn’t believe that Bill provided drugs and had sex with women without their consent,” said a source employed by the Cosby family. “She’s well aware of his cheating, but she doesn’t believe that her husband is a rapist.”

She’s worked too hard to make him star to let some women he drugged and raped to destroy all she’s worked for:

Camille Cosby, 71, who is also her 78-year-old husband’s business manager, demanded last week at a crisis meeting with advisers that their lawyers and p.r. specialists “get back out in front of this,” the business source said. “I created him, I knew what I was getting and we’ll fix this,” she told the gathering at a meeting at the couple’s Shelburne Falls, Mass., home Tuesday night. “They are making him out to be such a bad guy, a monster,” Camille said, according to the source.

She lets him drug and rape anybody he wants and doesn’t care

Camille Cosby remains on Bill’s side, despite his constant cheating. She “stopped being embarrassed long ago” by her husband’s affairs, the family source said, but cannot tolerate the “invasion of privacy.” The infidelities were “personal, between Bill and I,” she’s told her circle, the source said. According to the family source, Camille confided, “You have to allow for space to let your partner do what he wants. I have done that and [Bill] has done that and there’s no jealously, no friction.”

Damn. Seriously. Damn. Either Bill Cosby is Ramsey Bolton and Camille Cosby is Reek, or Camille Cosby can melt pudding pops with her mind because this bitch is Satan. Looking like a black Lord Valdemort doesn’t help. As much as Bill Cosby hates rap, he has the ultimate ride or die chick.

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Disney World Wants None Of Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby was honored with a bust at Disney’s Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Hall of Fame Plaza that includes other celebrities who have been inducted into Television Academy Hall of Fame. That’s coming down now, because it’s probably not the best idea to have a statue of an admitted serial rapist in the happiest place on Earth.

A Bill Cosby statue is being removed from Disney’s Hollywood Studios theme park, a Walt Disney World spokeswoman said Tuesday evening. The statue was to come down Tuesday night after the park closed. Disney did not have further comment….An online petition had circulated for months calling for the removal of the Cosby bust..

Man, fascism at it’s finest. Just another liberal assault on the proud heritage and history of serial raping. Heritage not rape. Cosby used the Battle Quaaludes of North Virginia and they’ve been used for things other than rape but mostly rape. Anyway, yeah that’s how dumb you sound. More than 30 women have publicly (“publicly” being the keyword), have come forward, all telling the same story, plainly stating Bill Cosby drugged them, raped them, then left them to feel powerless and victimized for the rest of their lives. The irony being, the civil lawsuit documents were only released because Bill Cosby had a habit of being a sanctimonious dickhead who liked to preach “family values”  while simultaneously sticking his dick in passed out women. So familiar? (HINT: It’s always the “family values moralists” ). All we have to do know is sit back and wait for Bill Cosby to say it was mistake and God has forgiven him. But when you watch The Cosby Show now, try to understand that much like the Confederate Flag, what’s displayed isn’t what it actually represents. I hope that clears this up. Gonna go post titties now.

 

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Stacey Dash Says Bill Cosby Never Raped Her If Anybody Was Wondering

The flood of Bill Cosby rape allegations don’t seem to be stopping anytime soon, and they’ve gotten so bad that Netflix has cancelled his special and TV Land has pulled The Cosby Show from their programming. But, good news! Stacey Dash just answered a question that nobody was asking!

 

Wait, take two. She forgot to tweet this to Entertainment Tonight to fully insert herself into this story.

 

 

Oh, ok. Cool. He never touched you. That’s great. Not sure what she’s trying to say here. “I was really hot in 1986, but Bill Cosby never touched me, so obviously all of these women are lying”? Maybe that’s it. We’re all super glad you had a pleasant experience with Bill Cosby, but that doesn’t mean every woman did. Also, every woman coming forward is white, so maybe you weren’t his type. Sorry.

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Janice Dickinson Says Bill Cosby Drugged And Raped Her

This is my first time writing about the Bill Cosby rape allegations, because fuck, why would anybody want to believe that? The Huxtable family was there for me more than my own family, but so was McDonald’s. And I have no problem is saying McDonald’s is evil. So with all these allegations mounting against him, I guess we should make the list shorter and just ask, “who hasn’t Bill Cosby drugged and raped?”. Apparently not former supermodel Janice Dickinson, because she just said he raped her in 1982.

Dickinson, now 59, recalls first meeting Cosby, now 77, when her agent set up a meeting with him to hire her for a role on The Cosby Show. After they had dinner, she says their next conversation was when he called her out of the blue while she was in rehab for drugs and alcohol. Following her stay in rehab, Dickinson says Cosby reached out to her during a trip to Bali and had her travel to Lake Tahoe, because he was performing there and wanted to offer her the job they had discussed as well as help her with a singing career. Dickinson says they had dinner in Lake Tahoe, and claims that he gave her a glass of red wine and a pill, which she asked for because she was menstruating and had stomach pains. “The next morning I woke up, and I wasn’t wearing my pajamas, and I remember before I passed out that I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she tells ET. “… Before I woke up in the morning, the last thing I remember was Bill Cosby in a patchwork robe, dropping his robe and getting on top of me. And I remember a lot of pain. The next morning I remember waking up with my pajamas off and there was semen in between my legs.” Dickinson also says she tried to write about the assault in her 2002 autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World’s First Supermodel, but claims that when she submitted a draft with her full story to HarperCollins, Cosby and his lawyers pressured her and the publisher to remove the details. “I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do, and it happened to me, and this is the true story,” she says about coming out with her story now. “I believe all the other women.” Dickinson says that keeping the alleged sexual assault a secret for 32 years drove her to a life of hurting herself.

Dickinson is the most high-profile Cosby accuser yet, so we can just go ahead eliminate any motivating factors you have if you’re still wanting to defend this rape monster. But much like, Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby has pudding pop and syndication money to never see the inside of a courtroom unless he’s guest star on an episode of Law & Order. So the only thing will ever happen to Bill Cosby is that he will never be invited to be a guest star on Law & Order. Take a moment to realize how fucked up that is.

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