Hillary Clinton Might Be Bisexual
Hillary Clinton Might Be Bisexual


Proving that their is no statute of limitations on scorned woman crazy, Bill Clinton's former sidepiece, Gennifer Flowers, is now saying that Hillary Clinton is bisexual. The Daily Mail reports:

Their 12-year affair made Gennifer Flowers one of the most high profile mistresses in America. Now, two decades after they split amid scandal, the former news reporter from Little Rock, Arkansas wants to ‘sit down and talk’ with Bill Clinton. In an exclusive interview with MailOnline, Gennifer has spoken of her deep regret at turning down Clinton’s pleas to talk some eight years ago and revealed her belief that they would still be together today, were it not the birth of Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea….Gennifer said: ‘I don’t know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. He should know. 'He said Hillary had eaten more p***y than he had.’

Holy crap. Our current President is a Kenyan Socialist put in place by cyborg Illumunati who won't rest until he provides healthcare for poor people and passes laws that might decrease the chance of you getting shot to death in a Wendy's, and our next President is a Marxist in a pantsuit who whipped her hair at Benghazi and her tongue at vagina. How long before everybody at Fox News starts burning their sets to make fire and voting on a leader based on a death match in a ring of torches?


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Bill Clinton Hangs Out With Porn Stars Now

While his wife did important Secretary of State stuff, an increasingly rough looking Bill Clinton hosted a party in Monaco where he helped raise money to save the rainforests… oh and also posed for pictures with two porn stars, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee, who appeared in “Farm Girls Gone Bad” and “Mission Asspossible,” respectively. TMZ has the photos.

Fair play to the former President. This is a man who knows his legacy is forever going to be banging an intern in the Oval Office and he is not going to do anything to try and change that, since it means he wouldn’t get to surround himself with hot and/or slutty women. Nobel Peace Prizes be damned, this is how to conduct yourself once you leave office.

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I Can Haz Euthanasia?

Attention: Socks the cat has been put to sleep.

Former First Cat Socks, one of the world’s most famous felines, died Friday at the age of 20 after battling throat cancer since November. A stray cat rescued by the Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea, Socks lived in the governor’s mansion in Arkansas and later moved with the family to the White House.

Throat cancer? Was the cat smoking the vag-cigars that were hanging around the White House?

The cat was staying at a family friend’s house and eventually had to be put down and buried, then they put him down again after his surprise resurrection, which had more to do with the whole 9 Lives thing than ZOMBIE CATS! (sadly).

Finally, they clubbed him over the head a few times, cremated him and (more…)

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Gina Gershon Still Denies Humping Bill Clinton

As you might have heard, in the Vanity Fair article The Comeback Id, journalist Todd Purdum insinuates that former President Bill Clinton had an affair with actress Gina Gershon. As it turns out, Gina Gershon didn’t appreciate that. In an email to gossip columinst, Liz Smith, Gershon called Purdum a “sleazy liar.” She says:

This makes me sick; this irresponsible journalism! Now it is everywhere, and it’s a complete lie. They never bothered fact-checking or calling anyone. I am sure it’s no accident that this lie was leaked the day before the delegates would vote. I used to love Vanity Fair magazine; now it’s just like those tabloid magazines, only without the good horoscopes!”

However, Vanity Fair denied Gershon’s lawyers’ demand for a retraction and released the following statement to TMZ today:

Todd Purdum’s article does not indicate that former President Bill Clinton had an improper relationship with Gina Gershon. The story merely examines the concerns of some of Clinton’s aides about reports of his behavior. We don’t believe that any correction is warranted.”

Gina Gershon is hot, so for Bill Clinton’s sake, I hope this rumor is true. Because it’s about time his penis got some good publicity. The chicks it’s been in so far look like they should be escaping the circus of being chased by angry villagers. I’m almost positive that when you have sex with Hilary Clinton, the free health clinic gives you a free cyanide capsule.

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