When I heard Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up the skies parted and a beam of light came down from heaven. Oops. sorry. Heaven doesn’t exist. It was just noon and my windows were open. But why did they break up? Because Big Sean wrote a song about her vagina and said he spent a lot of money on her when in reality she paid for everything. Oooh, stand in line, ladies!
Sources connected with Ariana tell us … the last straw was when Sean dropped his track, “Stay Down,” in which he raps:
I ain’t even gonna lie, I got a million dollar chick
With a billion dollar p****y
Every time I c*m, I swear to God I feel like I be rich
We’re told Ariana felt humiliated because Sean was treating her like a piece of meat. Ariana’s grandmother came to her and asked about the lyrics, which was especially embarrassing. But there was plenty of tension leading up to the song. Sean claims she made him pay for all sorts of extravagances. But our Ariana sources say SHE is the one who foot most of the bills, including vacations and private flights.
Look, if your girlfriend is bringing the looks, the vagina, and the money to the relationship, it’s not gonna last very long. You have to bring something to the table other than putting a price on her vagina and going to the bathroom when the check comes. Maybe learn party magic tricks or another language. Learn to pair wines with dinner. Kill a homeless man and give her his heart in a gift bag with some diamonds to show your love. Women love grand gestures like that.