This Picture Beyonce Posted Went Over Well
This Picture Beyonce Posted Went Over Well

 

So…Beyonce posted the above pic on Instagram on New Years Eve depicting her in the center of The Last Supper. Covering up Jesus. Guess how that went over? Hint: not good. UNLEASH THE CRAZY!!

@beyonce You are so disrespectful!!! I will be praying for U!!! U ARE NOT JESUS!!!!! Smh [shaking my head]Jesus is the truth, and the light…John 14:6 [sic].”

 

Straight up blasphemy, she (intentionally) posted this for millions upon millions to see…. @altajo3 #stayinginthewordoftheLord!!! A spiritual war is going on RIGHT now!!! Everything is happening right before our eyes, & those who choose to be blinded & not see it, well, thats their choice~ Everyone can't be saved! And for those who are in denial about pictures like this, I pray for all of you ♥♥♥

 

I'm a fan but I don't like this. If you're not a Christian don't disrespect those who are. Sure you don't care. Lost respect

 

In her interviews she repeatedly claimed to be a Christian so for her to take a pic like this, of course Christians are upset. It is very disrespectful and of poor taste. She is always so deliberate about the image she portrays so she had to have some idea of this impact

 

#Classless #noclass #disrespectful

Actually, this pic makes more sense, because when they came to arrest Jesus after dinner with friends, they had to actually point him out, because apparently all Jew dudes with beards and sandals look the same. Roman soldiers would have probably wanted to pose for pictures with Beyonce first. Beyonce's pretty famous. For real. Look her up.

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Beyonce Spent $38K At A Wal-Mart This Weekend
Beyonce Spent $38K At A Wal-Mart This Weekend

 

I guess arriving at the number by taking the median income of the people who shop there. Beyonce spent $38,000 in a Massachusetts Wal-Mart this weekend by giving every customer in the store a $50 gift card. USA Today reports:

The superstar stopped by a Tewksbury, Mass., Walmart on Friday night, where she greeted fans and did a little holiday shopping. In her cart? A copy of her new self-titled album and a baby doll for Blue Ivy. Queen Bey even got on the store's loudspeaker and offered to pay the first $50 of every customer's holiday shopping. "It's Beyoncé! And I stopped by the store today because my record has arrived," she said. "I want to give everyone a gift. For everyone in the store right now, the first $50 of your holiday gifts are on me. Merry, merry Christmas from Beyoncé!" The store handed out a total of 750 $50 gift cards enclosed within envelopes that read, "Happy Holidays from Beyoncé."

Ugh, typical liberal with their handouts to poor people. Chuck Norris didn't write the Constitution in Geronimo's blood for shit like this. What a disgrace. She's friends with Obama, so you know this just more of his socialist propaganda designed to make people dependent on high profile celebrities to pay for their kid's Christmas presents. What's next? Customers marrying Iron Man toys?! They probably spent that $50 on Wal-Mart wine! You're not fooling anybody!  And Beyonce is black! How did she even get that money?! Probably stole it from a small business! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

 

Watch this touching video where a little white girl tells her parents that they are dead to her, Beyonce is her mother now.

 

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Beyonce Dropped An Entire Album On iTunes Last Night
Beyonce Dropped An Entire Album On iTunes Last Night

 

In what historians will later call the real Black Friday, Beyonce released her fifth solo album on iTunes a few minutes before midnight last night without any PR, hype, or warning, causing the Internet to chew off its own wrists while they waited for it to download. For $15.99, you get 14 new tracks, 17 full length videos, and the reassurance that things can still be a surprise. LA Times reports:

As the West Coast was tucking into bed Thursday night, the singer rolled out one of the best-kept secrets in recent music history: the album she’s spent the past year teasing was now available for purchase on iTunes. The self-titled set comes as a “visual album” featuring 14 new tracks and 17 music videos. It's currently available as an iTunes exclusive. Manufacturing of physical albums begins Thursday and a double disc CD/DVD will be available before the holidays, according to her label. Working with Jay Z, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, Pharrell Williams, Drake, the Dream, Sia, Ryan Tedder, Miguel, Frank Ocean and Hit Boy, the singer churned out her most ambitious project to date, without ever actually saying she was putting out an album any time soon.

To recap, Beyonce recorded an entire album, shot 17 videos, then released it last night without leaks or marketing. In comparison, Anchorman 2 hasn't even come out yet and they've been promoing it since 1996.

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Beyonce Spent $2,261 On Chicken At Nando’s
Beyonce Spent $2,261 On Chicken At Nando’s

 

Beyonce has been in the news this week for two things: weaves and eating chicken. Ratchet knows no socioeconmic class. Daily Mail reports:

Superstar Beyonce got staff at an Essex chicken restaurant in a flap when she ordered over £1,400 worth of food from them. The food from Nando's in Chelsmford was for the singer and her entourage after she performed as the headline act at the V Festival in Hylands Park in the town on Saturday night. According to an apparent copy of the order posted on Twitter, it was made by telephone for takeaway and included 58 wing platters, 48 whole chickens, 12 veggie burgers, 24 coleslaws and 24 rice dishes – totalling £1,444.10.

"Weaves & Chicken ft. Jay Z and Kendrick Lamar" should be a huge hit for Beyonce. I have an idea for the video: her in a leotard with two girls behind her copying her every move. Haha, bet she's never thought of that before! You're welcome, Beyonce!

 

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Beyonce’s Hair Grows Really Fast


The Internet went apeshit last week when Beyonce took her wig off, and since sites tell me she's the greatest performer who has ever lived and the power of her voice can heal the sick and give white girls the power of dance, her hair can magically grow 6 inches in 10 days. She's so amazing! What can't she do?!

 

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Beyonce Has Less Hair Now

Apparently I missed the biggest news story on the planet yesterday, so here it is today. Beyonce got a "haircut". Yeah whatever, people in Yemen. Cool story and all, but should have thought about not getting killed on the same day Beyonce took her wig off.

 

Pics source = Instagram

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