‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere
‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere

 

Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is like we did a week before Wonder Woman came out, but Rotten Tomatoes is delaying the reveal of this movie’s score. Fun fact: Warner Bros owns Rotten Tomatoes. So I guess they’re not trying to self own themselves before the movie actually comes out. Anyway, Gal Gadot looked hot as hell. Amber Heard looked hot as hell kinda. Ray Fisher just looks happy to be there. Enjoy before DC fans attack critics on Twitter and tell you that you don’t understand Snyder’s vision.

 

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Hilarie Burton Says Ben Affleck Grabbed Her Boob On MTV’s TRL In 2003
Hilarie Burton Says Ben Affleck Grabbed Her Boob On MTV’s TRL In 2003

 

Yesterday, Ben Affleck released a statement saying Harvey Weinstein‘s behavior was “completely unacceptable” and that he was “saddened” and “angry” (no word yet on his brother). Then almost immediately, Rose McGowan (Affleck’s co-star in Miramax’s Phantoms) called his ass a liar on Twitter because apparently Affleck knew about it. Then after that, Hilarie Burton said Affleck grabbed her titty on MTV’s TRL in 2003.

 

I had to Google Hilarie Burton, then I was like, “yeah, I remember her”. But like, stop groping women who don’t ask you to grope them. I really don’t understand why this is such a foreign concept. The point of grabbing a titty is to be able to grab it again. Titties are wonderful. Please treat them accordingly.

 

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Ben Affleck Says Criticisms Of ‘Batman v Superman’ Are “Fair”
Ben Affleck Says Criticisms Of ‘Batman v Superman’ Are “Fair”

 

Not sure if this picture of Ben Affleck and his girlfriend was taken while they watched Batman v Superman, but Affleck is contractually obligated to promote Justice League, so he did an interview with Empire where is said what everybody knew already (via Variety):

“I can understand people saying [‘Batman V Superman’] was too dark, or this was outside the tone of what I’m used to seeing with a Batman story, and I think that’s a fair criticism,” Affleck said.

Ok. You know why Logan was ridiculously successful while still being “too dark”?  Because in a movie where people know what they’re doing, “too dark” means “fully exploring adult themes” instead of “hey brah make sure everything’s at night and it rains all the time while characters try to play stupid soap opera dialogue straight, that’s super dark shit yo”.

He added that much like “Wonder Woman,” the upcoming “Justice League” film will have a lighter tone. “Zack [Snyder] wanted to make a movie that was more fun, that was a little bit light, that wasn’t so encumbered with heavy melodrama,” he said.

But don’t worry, DC plans to distance themselves from Marvel that they plan to be exactly like Marvel.  Great. Can’t wait for the weak villain firing a giant laser in the sky while characters exchanging witty banter. Oh, wait. That was Suicide Squad. Looks like they tried that already.

Affleck noted that the lighter approach to “Justice League” was planned in advance of “Batman v Superman’s” release and is not in response to the film’s criticisms.

LOL yeah ok, Ben. Sure.

 

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Ben Affleck Really Won’t Be In ‘The Batman’
Ben Affleck Really Won’t Be In ‘The Batman’

 

Warner Bros. and the DCEU are a shit show. I don’t think anybody wants to be involved besides Gal Gadot, because what else is she gonna do? The DCEU is so bad right now that they’re trying to develop DC movies that take place outside the current DCEU. It looks like The Batman will be one of those. If you take what Casey Affleck said combined with what Matt Reeves said, then read what THR said yesterday, you understand that Ben Affleck would rather hug a suicide bomber than be associated with Batman anymore.

The new line, or possibly label, will allow for the making of movies that will stand apart and separate from those big-budget tentpoles. Matt Reeves’ The Batman, for example, is intended to not be connected to the Justice League universe but to be set in a different time period and star another actor.

THR removed this section of the article and replaced it with this, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.

Aug. 23, 6:40 p.m. An earlier version of this story stated that Matt Reeves’ The Batman was part of Warner Bros.’ new label and would star a new actor as Batman, but it is unclear where that project will fall.

Matt Reeves reportedly wants to do a trilogy, and Ben Affleck has one film remaining on his deal with Warner Bros. Maybe just get Andy Serkis to play Ben Affleck. Problem solved.

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Ben Affleck Isn’t Doing ‘The Batman’ Says Casey Affleck
Ben Affleck Isn’t Doing ‘The Batman’ Says Casey Affleck

 

DC has made one watchable movie out of three, Justice League sounds like a dumpster fire, The Batman has had more directors that Trump’s FBI, and every time you ask Ben Affleck about it, he gets fucking annoyed. So, it doesn’t seem like an impossibility that Affleck would turn into Billy Zane at the end of Titanic and start ripping lifeboats out of WB exec wives’ hands to jump off that sinking, lame ass ship. Enter, Casey Affleck.

 

Speaking on the WEEI Sports Radio Network, Affleck was asked about his brother’s upcoming The Batman with Matt Reeves. Jump to 6:03 (via Cosmic Book News) to see Casey Affleck crush a lot of neck beard dreams.

 

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Batman Is In His Bulking Cycle

Jennifer Garner officially filed for divorce from Ben Affleck yesterday, and since he doesn’t get drunk everyday now, it appears he’s been stress eating. Maybe it’s for the scene in The Batman where Batman and Batgirl get a free bra fitting at Nordstrom. Or maybe he started after he saw the Justice League trailer.

 

#FBF to the time Ben Affleck banged the ugly nanny and Jennifer Garner casually dropped a “bless his heart” on his ass in an interview.

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Ben Affleck Just Got Out Of Rehab
Ben Affleck Just Got Out Of Rehab

 

Ben Affleck went on Facebook last night to let everybody know he recently went to rehab for alcohol addiction. Here’s the post.

 

I have completed treatment for alcohol addiction; something I’ve dealt with in the past and will continue to confront. …

Posted by Ben Affleck on Tuesday, March 14, 2017

 

Well. This explains a lot of things. Mostly this, this, and this. But mostly importantly, this.  It doesn’t explain why I can’t think of anything negative to say two posts in a row. I guess I can say something about Rachel Maddow last night. What was all that about? Hillary Clinton didn’t take an L that hard.

 

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Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Have Called Off Their Divorce
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Have Called Off Their Divorce

 

Who says you can’t bang the nanny then come home again? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce to “work things out”.  Shout out to blind love and cultural conditioning!

Though the actors, both 44 — who announced their separation back in June 2015 — aren’t back together, they have decided to keep working on their marriage after going through a recent rough patch that nearly led to a permanent split. “Jen has called off the divorce,” a source close to Garner tells PEOPLE in the latest issue. “She really wants to work things out with Ben. They are giving things another try.” But a source close to the couple says it was a decision they both made: “There is always a chance of reconciliation. They love each other. They also really, really love their kids, and those kids love their parents.”

I don’t know if she feels sorry for him after Batman v Superman and Live By Night or what. Her Capital One commercials are better than those. Anyway, I hope it works out. But Garner really missed to an opportunity to prank him during this whole A Day Without A Woman thing.

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Ben Affleck Doesn’t Wanna Be Batman Now
Ben Affleck Doesn’t Wanna Be Batman Now

 

Ben Affleck reportedly doesn’t want to play Batman anymore or be involved with Warner Bros. or DC in any way. Man, I can hardly even understand why!

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Ben Affleck Won’t Direct ‘The Batman’ Now
Ben Affleck Won’t Direct ‘The Batman’ Now

 

Ben Affleck, seen here looking at the reviews and box office for Live By Night, has decided (probably forced) to step down as director of the stand alone Batman film, because he was having a pretty great run as a director then he was in Batman v Superman and that movie killed the soul of everyone involved like it was The Bye Bye Man. This should come as good news to Marvel fans. Here’s Affleck’s plan now:

“There are certain characters who hold a special place in the hearts of millions,” Affleck said in a statement. “Performing this role demands focus, passion and the very best performance I can give. It has become clear that I cannot do both jobs to the level they require. Together with the studio, I have decided to find a partner in a director who will collaborate with me on this massive film. I am still in this, and we are making it, but we are currently looking for a director. I remain extremely committed to this project, and look forward to bringing this to life for fans around the world.”

Affleck didn’t seem to have a problem directing shit he’s starred in before, so either the script is as horrible as people say and he wants no part of taking the full blame for this garbage, or the studio freaked over Live By Night and plans to clone Zack Snyder instead of paying an actual director to do this. Either way, I have more confidence in Trump blending his makeup than I do in DC/Warner Bros. making a decent superhero movie.

 

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