Let’s Check On Bella Thorne
Let’s Check On Bella Thorne

 

I say we only have about 6 months before the meth takes over or the word “speedball” is mentioned in Bella Thorne‘s TMZ obit, but until then, she’s been walking around wearing this to show the world that she’s super edgy. She’s super edgy, guys. Hopefully the tongue and devil horn hands showed you that. Like when you see a girl somebody wearing a Joy Division t-shirt when she walks out of the salon, you know she’s depressed and suicidal. And isn’t Bella Thorne at the point in her career where she can do Proactiv commercials? She should look into that. Makeup really isn’t helping anymore.

 

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne Is Doing Great
Bella Thorne Is Doing Great

 

Bella Thorne might be dating some dude who calls himself Blackbear. That sounds about right.

Looks like Bella was having a little fun with her latest beau, who actually turns out to be Blackbear disguised as DJ Marshmello, not ‘mello himself.  While the all-white outfit and square-shaped helmet are typical for Marshmello, the ink on display definitely belongs to Blackbear. Blackbear and Marshmello have a new collab due out soon and yesterday, Blackbear posted a pic on his Instagram of him wearing Marshmello’s helmet.

That might be the most annoying blockquote I’ve ever posted here. “Blackbear and Marshmello” sounds like some weird ass anime where Bella Thorne smokes meth. Not sure how much more I can write about this.


Thanks, Blackbear.

 

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne Is Naked In A Tub
Bella Thorne Is Naked In A Tub

 

I guess nobody has paid attention to Bella Thorne for a while, so here she is naked in a tub for some reason. Wait, the reason is what I just said. She still looks like she smells old bong water, so if you’re into that, there’s magic and wonder awaiting you below the cut.

(more…)

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne Looks Like This Now

Apparently Scott Disick felt so bad about how he treated Bella Thorne that he sent her the same flowers he sent Kourtney Kardashian an hour later, so it’s obvious she feels loved. And when women feel loved they cut their own bangs in the kitchen sink or shave their head or change their hair color to some weird shit so feminist bloggers can call them brave. I guess this is brave. It’s also brave that I still wanna smash. No judgment. My family and I request that you respect our privacy at this time.

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne Wants To Marry Quentin Tarantino, Really Loves Her Boobs
Bella Thorne Wants To Marry Quentin Tarantino, Really Loves Her Boobs

 

Bella Thorne did an interview with Complex where I just found out her father died in a car accident in 2007 (this explains a lot). She also explains her deal with Scott Disick.

“Scott is really nice, sweet, charming. I don’t drink, and he really drinks a lot. And it just ended up …I just wasn’t down. I was like, ‘I gotta leave.’ We were [at Cannes] a day and a half before I was like I’m booking my flight and leaving. I love to go out and have fun, I love to fucking dance, but I just don’t party hardcore like that and it was way too much for me. I was like, ‘Woah, this is not the way I live my life, bruh.’”

She also explains those Cannes pap pics:

“Honestly, my nipple came out of my bikini and he tried to fix it for me and it looks like he’s grabbing my boob. That’s very nice of you to actually not sit there and stare at my nipple because my boobs are big—they come out of my shirt all the time! You can’t keep those suckers down.”

They’re not that big, but okay. Bella Thorne is also thirsty for Quentin Tarantino. Didn’t see that coming.

She’s met Tarantino several times over the years—most recently at The Hateful Eight premiere. Thorne jokes about her inner monologue while talking to him there. “I would marry you. I literally would marry Quentin Tarantino. Like I love you, dude.”

I haven’t really taken a long look at Bella Thorne’s feet, but if she wants to marry Tarantino, she might want to get those in order. And maybe practice saying “nigger” a lot. He’s really into both of those.

 

Related Posts:

Tags:
Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella Thorne
Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella Thorne

 

It’s bad enough that I have to know who Bella Thorne is, but I also know who Gregg Sulkin is because he used to date Bella Thorne and one time she picked his dick out of a lineup. She was banging Scott Disick for like a week late last month then Gregg hopped right back on. We could ask why he would do that, but as this video shows, it’s pretty simple really. No need to overthink stuff like this.

 

 

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Are Done Already
Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Are Done Already

 

Bella Thorne is a mess. Here’s another story about that.

Well, that was short lived. Bella Thorne tweeted that she’s over Cannes, France, on Thursday, May 25 — just one day after she was spotted making out with Scott Disick. The same day of the Famous in Love actress’ tweet, the self-proclaimed Lord was spotted moving on with his ex-girlfriend Chloe Bartoli.

As previously reported, the 19-year-old actress made headlines when she was first spotted with Disick at Catch L.A. on May 15. The two then sparked rumors of a romance after jetting off to Cannes on Tuesday, May 23, where they packed on the PDA and got cozy while lying by a pool.

“Rumors of a romance”? They were banging for like 10 days. I don’t recall seeing them skipping in a meadow. He had his hands on her ass for a while then moved on. It happens.

 

Memorial Day #fbf

 

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne Did The NYLON Party

NYLON’s Annual Young Hollywood May Issue Event was on Tuesday night, and besides having an overly long name, Bella Thorne attended and did Bella Thorne poses.  The only reason I mention this is to you is that if you lean back and squint your eyes and tilt your head, she looks super hot. Then you get to the closeup of her face. My apologies. I really didn’t want to do this to you.

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control
Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control

 

Bella Thorne is slowly turning into a pretty good anti-meth ad, but she also might be suffering from depression because she says she is.

Thorne has been outspoken about her battles with acne, her suicidal thoughts when she was younger, and her sexuality, which is fluid. She recently tweeted that she had depression, and then…

Bella Thorne

 

…..deleted it after the ensuing uproar.

Ah, yes. 2017 strikes again. Because if there’s anything that should cause an uproar, it’s telling people who suffer from depression that they aren’t alone. Bella Thorne should be burned at the stake, to be honest. It’s probably the only way people who suffer from depression will finally be okay. Of course, since it’s 2017, she had to “clarify her remarks” and then holy shit.

“I wasn’t saying that I clinically went to a doctor. I didn’t know it was a big thing. You can judge me for believing my beliefs. In my family, we never went to doctors growing up. I don’t like medication. I don’t even take birth control. I won’t even take Advil or Tylenol. I power through. I’m all natural,” she says.

I know I’m not really supposed to objectify women and base their worth on how attractive they are, but say what you will about the current state of her face, but put her in a bikini and bend her over and we’re still good. But put her in a bikini and bend her over and know she isn’t on birth control? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. Maybe if she turns around during it wouldn’t be a problem, but I can’t really take that chance.

 

Related Posts:

Tags:
Bella Thorne Really Wants To Bang A Girl, Specifically Kristen Stewart
Bella Thorne Really Wants To Bang A Girl, Specifically Kristen Stewart

 

I really don’t understand the appeal of Kristen Stewart. She’s like a lesbian jar of mayonnaise. And not even chipotle mayonnaise. But she’s currently banging this right now, and apparently Bella Thorne is waiting for her turn.

Speaking to Harper’s Bazaar, the actress, who announced she was bisexual in 2016, revealed that she’d love to date Stewart if she had the chance. “She’s so hot. She seems like the raddest chick, I’d be so down,” Thorne gushed.

Also, Bella Thorne has never sounded more like a confused dude.

“I’ve done other stuff with girls, but I really want to actually date a girl,” Thorne shared. “Maybe girls just don’t like me… I can’t tell if a girl is hitting on me or she just wants to be friends. And I don’t want to flirt with a girl if she thinks I’m just being her friend. What if I kiss a girl and she’s like ‘Oh, I’m just your friend dude, I can’t believe you just crossed that boundary.’ I’m confused on what they want from me!”

I feel you, Bella. I feel you. Bella Thorne, who may or may not be a low key crackhead, is still kinda hot, so Kristen should hit that up at some point. Then record it on her phone. Then upload to the iCloud by mistake. Then I can go to another site and watch it, because I’m not really above doing that.

 

 

Related Posts:

Tags: ,