In the span of three days, Bella Thorne went topless on Instagram then basically went topless on Instagram again holding a Coke. She just wants to be loved, you guys. Why can’t you see this?
Despite looking 38, Bella Thorne turned 20 yesterday. That of course means she went topless and made out with a chick. Google tells me the chick is “YouTube star Tana Mongeau“. The only thing I know about YouTube stars is that people find out that they’re horribly racist eventually. Anyway, this looks like a fun party. Harvey Weinstein was probably mad he couldn’t attend.
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Remember that Bella Thorne GQ Mexico shoot? Cool, cool. She also made this video. My thoughts on Bella Thorne range from knocking the bottom out of her vagina to hugging her gently as I hand her over to psychiatric hospital staff. It’s very weird.
OJ is out of prison. Dye your hair brown [ Dlisted ]
Barbara Pavlin is see through (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Ashley Tisdale is racy now [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Hailey Baldwin wore this dress [ Popoholic ]
Get a free week of Playboy TV [ Egotastic ]
Sarah Hyland gives you the fimger [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Kaley Cuoco forgot her bra (NSFW site) [ The Nip Slip ]
Kim vs Kylie: Pregnancy Matchup [ Moe Jackson ]
Jessica Wall is Hefner’s final Playmate of The Month [ The Blemish ]
More Bella Thorne action [ GQ Mexico ]
Hey, dudes. So my power has been put for like two hours and it just came back on and my dog won’t stop howling, but I had these 61 pics of Bella Thorne saved so here there are. Her body is sick, but unfortunately it’s attached to her head that contains her weird ass brain. I’m posting this now before I get electrocuted. Thanks, Irma. Enjoy.
I guess the 2017 Billboard Hot 100 Festival was this weekend and Bella Thorne. Not really much I can say about Bella Thorne anymore. You can probably smell it here if you lean close enough. I’d rather talk about this solar eclipse. “Eclipse glasses”? Uh huh. What do these liberal scientists not want you to see? The moon is paid actor funded by the Democrats. How long to want to be lied to, people? Stare at the sun to uncover the truth. #AllEyesMatter #BlindToTruth
Not sure if white supremacists had a chance to check out these pics of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards 2017 or not, but they might make them tone down that whole master race thing. Bella Thorne is 19. She’s 19. She’s 19 and looks like this. If this was Nazi Germany, she’d be in the euthanasia program. In 2017 Florida, she’d be a featured dancer. This is why we should always fight for American values and ideals.
I didn’t know people were still concerned with Bella Thorne and Scott Disick, but apparently these are the type questions red carpet reporters ask at events so people like me have something to write about. Shout out to ET‘s Lauren Zima at the iGo.Live event in Los Angeles. She’s the real MVP who probably slowly dying inside.
“We’re friends. Deal with it,” she then said. “People can be friends, it’s a thing. It actually happens, so get over it, guys.”…Sitting down with ET’s Kate Krause for a Facebook Live earlier this month, Thorne was equally dismissive of romance rumors, claiming, “We’re chillin’, we’re friends, we’re cool. I literally just saw him, so it’s literally all chill.”
Cool. Glad we cleared that up. Hopefully we can now all move past this and Lauren stop having an existential crisis why staring at her journalism degree. You’re doing amazing, sweetie. We’re all so proud of you for allowing me attach the first article that popped up in Google to accompany these pictures.
I say we only have about 6 months before the meth takes over or the word “speedball” is mentioned in Bella Thorne‘s TMZ obit, but until then, she’s been walking around wearing this to show the world that she’s super edgy. She’s super edgy, guys. Hopefully the tongue and devil horn hands showed you that. Like when you see a girl somebody wearing a Joy Division t-shirt when she walks out of the salon, you know she’s depressed and suicidal. And isn’t Bella Thorne at the point in her career where she can do Proactiv commercials? She should look into that. Makeup really isn’t helping anymore.
Bella Thorne might be dating some dude who calls himself Blackbear. That sounds about right.
Looks like Bella was having a little fun with her latest beau, who actually turns out to be Blackbear disguised as DJ Marshmello, not ‘mello himself. While the all-white outfit and square-shaped helmet are typical for Marshmello, the ink on display definitely belongs to Blackbear. Blackbear and Marshmello have a new collab due out soon and yesterday, Blackbear posted a pic on his Instagram of him wearing Marshmello’s helmet.
That might be the most annoying blockquote I’ve ever posted here. “Blackbear and Marshmello” sounds like some weird ass anime where Bella Thorne smokes meth. Not sure how much more I can write about this.
— blackbear (@iamblackbear) July 10, 2017