Bella Thorne Did GQ Mexico & Links
Bella Thorne Did GQ Mexico & Links

 

OJ is out of prison. Dye your hair brown  [  Dlisted  ]

Barbara Pavlin is see through  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ashley Tisdale is racy now  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Hailey Baldwin wore this dress  [  Popoholic  ]

Get a free week of Playboy TV  [  Egotastic  ]

Sarah Hyland gives you the fimger  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Kaley Cuoco forgot her bra  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Kim vs Kylie: Pregnancy Matchup  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jessica Wall is Hefner’s final Playmate of The Month  [  The Blemish  ]

More Bella Thorne action  [ GQ Mexico ]

 

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Bella Thorne, Everyone
Bella Thorne, Everyone

 

Hey, dudes. So my power has been put for like two hours and it just came back on and my dog won’t stop howling, but I had these 61 pics of Bella Thorne saved so here there are. Her body is sick, but unfortunately it’s attached to her head that contains her weird ass brain. I’m posting this now before I get electrocuted. Thanks, Irma. Enjoy.

 

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Bella Thorne Did The 2017 Billboard Top 100 Festival In Bikini
Bella Thorne Did The 2017 Billboard Top 100 Festival In Bikini

 

I guess the 2017 Billboard Hot 100 Festival was this weekend and Bella Thorne. Not really much I can say about Bella Thorne anymore. You can probably smell it here if you lean close enough. I’d rather talk about this solar eclipse. “Eclipse glasses”? Uh huh. What do these liberal scientists not want you to see? The moon is paid actor funded by the Democrats. How long to want to be lied to, people? Stare at the sun to uncover the truth. #AllEyesMatter #BlindToTruth

 

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Bella Thorne Unfortunately Did Teen Choice Awards 2017

Not sure if white supremacists had a chance to check out these pics of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards 2017 or not, but they might make them tone down that whole master race thing. Bella Thorne is 19. She’s 19. She’s 19 and looks like this. If this was Nazi Germany, she’d be in the euthanasia program. In 2017 Florida, she’d be a featured dancer. This is why we should always fight for American values and ideals.

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Bella Thorne Wants You To Get Over Scott Disick

I didn’t know people were still concerned with Bella Thorne and Scott Disick, but apparently these are the type questions red carpet reporters ask at events so people like me have something to write about. Shout out to ET‘s Lauren Zima at the iGo.Live event in Los Angeles. She’s the real MVP who probably slowly dying inside.

 “We’re friends. Deal with it,” she then said. “People can be friends, it’s a thing. It actually happens, so get over it, guys.”…Sitting down with ET’s Kate Krause for a Facebook Live earlier this month, Thorne was equally dismissive of romance rumors, claiming, “We’re chillin’, we’re friends, we’re cool. I literally just saw him, so it’s literally all chill.”

Cool. Glad we cleared that up. Hopefully we can now all move past this and Lauren stop having an existential crisis why staring at her journalism degree. You’re doing amazing, sweetie. We’re all so proud of you for allowing me attach the first article that popped up in Google to accompany these pictures.

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Let’s Check On Bella Thorne
Let’s Check On Bella Thorne

 

I say we only have about 6 months before the meth takes over or the word “speedball” is mentioned in Bella Thorne‘s TMZ obit, but until then, she’s been walking around wearing this to show the world that she’s super edgy. She’s super edgy, guys. Hopefully the tongue and devil horn hands showed you that. Like when you see a girl somebody wearing a Joy Division t-shirt when she walks out of the salon, you know she’s depressed and suicidal. And isn’t Bella Thorne at the point in her career where she can do Proactiv commercials? She should look into that. Makeup really isn’t helping anymore.

 

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Bella Thorne Is Doing Great
Bella Thorne Is Doing Great

 

Bella Thorne might be dating some dude who calls himself Blackbear. That sounds about right.

Looks like Bella was having a little fun with her latest beau, who actually turns out to be Blackbear disguised as DJ Marshmello, not ‘mello himself.  While the all-white outfit and square-shaped helmet are typical for Marshmello, the ink on display definitely belongs to Blackbear. Blackbear and Marshmello have a new collab due out soon and yesterday, Blackbear posted a pic on his Instagram of him wearing Marshmello’s helmet.

That might be the most annoying blockquote I’ve ever posted here. “Blackbear and Marshmello” sounds like some weird ass anime where Bella Thorne smokes meth. Not sure how much more I can write about this.


Thanks, Blackbear.

 

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Bella Thorne Is Naked In A Tub
Bella Thorne Is Naked In A Tub

 

I guess nobody has paid attention to Bella Thorne for a while, so here she is naked in a tub for some reason. Wait, the reason is what I just said. She still looks like she smells old bong water, so if you’re into that, there’s magic and wonder awaiting you below the cut.

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Bella Thorne Looks Like This Now

Apparently Scott Disick felt so bad about how he treated Bella Thorne that he sent her the same flowers he sent Kourtney Kardashian an hour later, so it’s obvious she feels loved. And when women feel loved they cut their own bangs in the kitchen sink or shave their head or change their hair color to some weird shit so feminist bloggers can call them brave. I guess this is brave. It’s also brave that I still wanna smash. No judgment. My family and I request that you respect our privacy at this time.

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Bella Thorne Wants To Marry Quentin Tarantino, Really Loves Her Boobs
Bella Thorne Wants To Marry Quentin Tarantino, Really Loves Her Boobs

 

Bella Thorne did an interview with Complex where I just found out her father died in a car accident in 2007 (this explains a lot). She also explains her deal with Scott Disick.

“Scott is really nice, sweet, charming. I don’t drink, and he really drinks a lot. And it just ended up …I just wasn’t down. I was like, ‘I gotta leave.’ We were [at Cannes] a day and a half before I was like I’m booking my flight and leaving. I love to go out and have fun, I love to fucking dance, but I just don’t party hardcore like that and it was way too much for me. I was like, ‘Woah, this is not the way I live my life, bruh.’”

She also explains those Cannes pap pics:

“Honestly, my nipple came out of my bikini and he tried to fix it for me and it looks like he’s grabbing my boob. That’s very nice of you to actually not sit there and stare at my nipple because my boobs are big—they come out of my shirt all the time! You can’t keep those suckers down.”

They’re not that big, but okay. Bella Thorne is also thirsty for Quentin Tarantino. Didn’t see that coming.

She’s met Tarantino several times over the years—most recently at The Hateful Eight premiere. Thorne jokes about her inner monologue while talking to him there. “I would marry you. I literally would marry Quentin Tarantino. Like I love you, dude.”

I haven’t really taken a long look at Bella Thorne’s feet, but if she wants to marry Tarantino, she might want to get those in order. And maybe practice saying “nigger” a lot. He’s really into both of those.

 

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