Bella Thorne Looks Like This Now

Apparently Scott Disick felt so bad about how he treated Bella Thorne that he sent her the same flowers he sent Kourtney Kardashian an hour later, so it’s obvious she feels loved. And when women feel loved they cut their own bangs in the kitchen sink or shave their head or change their hair color to some weird shit so feminist bloggers can call them brave. I guess this is brave. It’s also brave that I still wanna smash. No judgment. My family and I request that you respect our privacy at this time.

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Bella Thorne Wants To Marry Quentin Tarantino, Really Loves Her Boobs
Bella Thorne Wants To Marry Quentin Tarantino, Really Loves Her Boobs

 

Bella Thorne did an interview with Complex where I just found out her father died in a car accident in 2007 (this explains a lot). She also explains her deal with Scott Disick.

“Scott is really nice, sweet, charming. I don’t drink, and he really drinks a lot. And it just ended up …I just wasn’t down. I was like, ‘I gotta leave.’ We were [at Cannes] a day and a half before I was like I’m booking my flight and leaving. I love to go out and have fun, I love to fucking dance, but I just don’t party hardcore like that and it was way too much for me. I was like, ‘Woah, this is not the way I live my life, bruh.’”

She also explains those Cannes pap pics:

“Honestly, my nipple came out of my bikini and he tried to fix it for me and it looks like he’s grabbing my boob. That’s very nice of you to actually not sit there and stare at my nipple because my boobs are big—they come out of my shirt all the time! You can’t keep those suckers down.”

They’re not that big, but okay. Bella Thorne is also thirsty for Quentin Tarantino. Didn’t see that coming.

She’s met Tarantino several times over the years—most recently at The Hateful Eight premiere. Thorne jokes about her inner monologue while talking to him there. “I would marry you. I literally would marry Quentin Tarantino. Like I love you, dude.”

I haven’t really taken a long look at Bella Thorne’s feet, but if she wants to marry Tarantino, she might want to get those in order. And maybe practice saying “nigger” a lot. He’s really into both of those.

 

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Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella Thorne
Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella Thorne

 

It’s bad enough that I have to know who Bella Thorne is, but I also know who Gregg Sulkin is because he used to date Bella Thorne and one time she picked his dick out of a lineup. She was banging Scott Disick for like a week late last month then Gregg hopped right back on. We could ask why he would do that, but as this video shows, it’s pretty simple really. No need to overthink stuff like this.

 

 

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Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Are Done Already
Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Are Done Already

 

Bella Thorne is a mess. Here’s another story about that.

Well, that was short lived. Bella Thorne tweeted that she’s over Cannes, France, on Thursday, May 25 — just one day after she was spotted making out with Scott Disick. The same day of the Famous in Love actress’ tweet, the self-proclaimed Lord was spotted moving on with his ex-girlfriend Chloe Bartoli.

As previously reported, the 19-year-old actress made headlines when she was first spotted with Disick at Catch L.A. on May 15. The two then sparked rumors of a romance after jetting off to Cannes on Tuesday, May 23, where they packed on the PDA and got cozy while lying by a pool.

“Rumors of a romance”? They were banging for like 10 days. I don’t recall seeing them skipping in a meadow. He had his hands on her ass for a while then moved on. It happens.

 

Memorial Day #fbf

 

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Bella Thorne Did The NYLON Party

NYLON’s Annual Young Hollywood May Issue Event was on Tuesday night, and besides having an overly long name, Bella Thorne attended and did Bella Thorne poses.  The only reason I mention this is to you is that if you lean back and squint your eyes and tilt your head, she looks super hot. Then you get to the closeup of her face. My apologies. I really didn’t want to do this to you.

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Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control
Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control

 

Bella Thorne is slowly turning into a pretty good anti-meth ad, but she also might be suffering from depression because she says she is.

Thorne has been outspoken about her battles with acne, her suicidal thoughts when she was younger, and her sexuality, which is fluid. She recently tweeted that she had depression, and then…

Bella Thorne

 

…..deleted it after the ensuing uproar.

Ah, yes. 2017 strikes again. Because if there’s anything that should cause an uproar, it’s telling people who suffer from depression that they aren’t alone. Bella Thorne should be burned at the stake, to be honest. It’s probably the only way people who suffer from depression will finally be okay. Of course, since it’s 2017, she had to “clarify her remarks” and then holy shit.

“I wasn’t saying that I clinically went to a doctor. I didn’t know it was a big thing. You can judge me for believing my beliefs. In my family, we never went to doctors growing up. I don’t like medication. I don’t even take birth control. I won’t even take Advil or Tylenol. I power through. I’m all natural,” she says.

I know I’m not really supposed to objectify women and base their worth on how attractive they are, but say what you will about the current state of her face, but put her in a bikini and bend her over and we’re still good. But put her in a bikini and bend her over and know she isn’t on birth control? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. Maybe if she turns around during it wouldn’t be a problem, but I can’t really take that chance.

 

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Bella Thorne Really Wants To Bang A Girl, Specifically Kristen Stewart
Bella Thorne Really Wants To Bang A Girl, Specifically Kristen Stewart

 

I really don’t understand the appeal of Kristen Stewart. She’s like a lesbian jar of mayonnaise. And not even chipotle mayonnaise. But she’s currently banging this right now, and apparently Bella Thorne is waiting for her turn.

Speaking to Harper’s Bazaar, the actress, who announced she was bisexual in 2016, revealed that she’d love to date Stewart if she had the chance. “She’s so hot. She seems like the raddest chick, I’d be so down,” Thorne gushed.

Also, Bella Thorne has never sounded more like a confused dude.

“I’ve done other stuff with girls, but I really want to actually date a girl,” Thorne shared. “Maybe girls just don’t like me… I can’t tell if a girl is hitting on me or she just wants to be friends. And I don’t want to flirt with a girl if she thinks I’m just being her friend. What if I kiss a girl and she’s like ‘Oh, I’m just your friend dude, I can’t believe you just crossed that boundary.’ I’m confused on what they want from me!”

I feel you, Bella. I feel you. Bella Thorne, who may or may not be a low key crackhead, is still kinda hot, so Kristen should hit that up at some point. Then record it on her phone. Then upload to the iCloud by mistake. Then I can go to another site and watch it, because I’m not really above doing that.

 

 

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Bella Thorne Is Still Doing The Marilyn Monroe Thing For Harper’s Bazaar
Bella Thorne Is Still Doing The Marilyn Monroe Thing For Harper’s Bazaar

 

Marilyn Monroe was a mentally unstable white lady who was killed by the Kennedy’s died of a drug overdose, so you can see why she has such wide appeal in Instagram quotes. Bella Thorne channeled whatever that is for Harper’s Bazaar and also did an interview.  You can read it, or you just assume it’s like every former Disney star interview (“Disney didn’t let me do anything so now that I’m out of Disney I have to prove that I’m my own woman and that basically just means getting naked a lot”).  Here’s some pictures they took for the interview.

 

Bella Thorne

 

Here’s also a picture of Bella Thorne and Bella Thorne’s butt designed to look like a tribute to her friend.  You know how y’all do on Instagram.

 

When you match your bestie miss you already lex

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Bella Thorne Is Still Trying
Bella Thorne Is Still Trying

 

Bless her heart. Bella Thorne posted another bikini pic where we can’t see her meth face, so that’s helpful if you were looking to masturbate tho this. Not sure why you would when there’s porn and that United Airlines video readily available online. No judgment. Whatever works for you, man.

 

Live right. Eat right. Do you. #worldhealthday #friday

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Bella Thorne Looks Great

Sooooo I’m pretty much always smiling. I can’t help it have a good day folks #humpday

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Bella Thorne has looked like she caused Atlanta’s I-85 bridge collapse for a while now (link for joke reference), and this picture doesn’t really help. Can’t tell if she’s always smiling because she’s happy or because she can afford rocks the size of Shrek’s boulder. Hopefully the medical examiner will eventually give us more insight.

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