Bella Thorne Needs A Friend
Bella Thorne Needs A Friend

 

Bella Thorne has been posting vacation bikini pics all over Instagram, and I don’t know where she is exactly, but based on her face, it appears meth isn’t really hard to find there. Not sure what’s going on with the boobs either. This is all just disappointing. She’s like a six-pack of Faygo away from a Juggalette beauty contest.

 

The beach is my home #happymonday #presidentsday

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Bella Thorne Is Pierced
Bella Thorne Is Pierced

 

You’d think I’d be following Bella Thorne on Snapchat by now, but I don’t so maybe I should get on that. But reader/twitter follower @WLR1984 does and he sent this to me. That makes him cool to me, not sure how cool he is in real life. I guess the point of this is that Bella Thorne’s nipple is pierced, because that’s what chicks do when they want you to know they like butt stuff. It’s like that safety pin thing, but for their butt. You can see the full image here.

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All Of Bella Thorne’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Dicks Are On The Internet Now
All Of Bella Thorne’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Dicks Are On The Internet Now

 

Bella Thorne has legit dated like four people this month, but two of her exes, Tyler Posey and Gregg Sulkin, have their dicks on the Internet in something called The Wolfening. I don’t know her, but she looks like she asks for a lot of dick pics. In her defense, I guess she’s trying to help?

 

Not sure how ole Gregg feels about this, but at least the nation knows Bella Thorne can recognize his dick just from a photo. He seems to have left a good impression. Worse things have happened to people.

 

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Bella Thorne Is Having A Nice Vacation In A Bikini & Links

 

Fergie in a bikini ftw  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Sophia Stallone on the red carpet  (NSFW site )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

This is Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban‘s code for sex   [  Dlisted  ]

Good lord, Irina Shayk  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

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Bella Thorne Has Blue Hair & Links

Chop chop #newlook #blue #coloredhair

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More Bella Thorne with the blue hair/corset thing   (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Nicola Peltz in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Bambi Northwood Blyth topless on the beach  (NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

A moment with Lily Aldridge  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Jessica Alba remains Queen MILF in every state   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Charlie Sheen wants Donald Trump to die   [  The Superficial   ]

Burke Ramsey is suing CBS for all the money   [  Dlisted  ]

Madison Beer in a bikini  [  Popoholic   ]

Kanye West went to the movies alone  [ Celebslam  ]

Charlize Theron makes bad dating decisions  [  The Blemish  ]

Supergirl Melissa Benoist is single now. Here’s some pics of what’s available  [ Crave Girls ]

10 people we don’t want to hear from in 2017  [  Mandatory  ]

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Bella Thorne Is A Savage

Instagram told me three months ago that Bella Thorne was dating Tyler Posey, but three days ago she tweeted this.

Apparently a year is two days, because she’s been all over some dude named Charlie Puth. I had to Google him too and he looks like a dork and his songs are wack.

Bella Thorne and Charlie Puth don’t need no stinking mistletoe to pack on the PDA — they were all over each other in Miami. They’ve been flirting heavily on social media for months, and finally decided to go public Sunday on the beach. Looks like tops were optional, but those latex knee-highs on Bella should be required.

Charlie Puth also banged Selena Gomez at some point? Maybe that’s why she went to rehab. I don’t know. Congrats to Charlie either way. He’s living his best life. Also, Tyler Posey probably wishes he could turn into an actual werewolf right about now. I feel that joke was lame. Hey look, it’s pictures of Bella Thorne wearing a shirt wear you can see half her boob! Look at those instead. Leave me alone.

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Bella Thorne Did The 2016 AMAs

Before we get into the real stuff that happened over the weekend, here’s Bella Thorne at the 2016 AMAs. I can spend this post trying to figure out exactly why Bella Thorne was at the 2016 AMAs, but let’s just assume she had nothing better to do last night except walk a red carpet and make people think she was in the first stages of a crippling heroin addiction.

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It’s Bella Thorne In A Bikini
It’s Bella Thorne In A Bikini


So, I watched the Gary Johnson Town Hall thing last night, and I have to say, it was the best anti-marijuana ad I’ve ever seen. Like, just let Bill Weld talk, you goofy fucker. So now that I know it would actually be a wasted vote, let’s move on to better things like Bella Thorne‘s hot ass in a bikini. Enjoy. Also, the magic wand of the free market has found her a new boyfriend. Gary Johnson should mention this at some point. It works!

who says #summer has to be over?

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Bella Thorne Did Galore
Bella Thorne Did Galore


You can see Bella Thorne in Galore wearing bikinis in this post, but you can also see Bella Thorne wearing bikinis in this other post. Or this one. Maybe this one is more to your liking. Or maybe you want to comment that she should eat a cheeseburger because you can’t fit into any of these. That’s fine as well. Off to McDonald’s you go, boo boo. #CelebrateMySize


 

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