Not sure if white supremacists had a chance to check out these pics of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards 2017 or not, but they might make them tone down that whole master race thing. Bella Thorne is 19. She’s 19. She’s 19 and looks like this. If this was Nazi Germany, she’d be in the euthanasia program. In 2017 Florida, she’d be a featured dancer. This is why we should always fight for American values and ideals.
I didn’t know people were still concerned with Bella Thorne and Scott Disick, but apparently these are the type questions red carpet reporters ask at events so people like me have something to write about. Shout out to ET‘s Lauren Zima at the iGo.Live event in Los Angeles. She’s the real MVP who probably slowly dying inside.
“We’re friends. Deal with it,” she then said. “People can be friends, it’s a thing. It actually happens, so get over it, guys.”…Sitting down with ET’s Kate Krause for a Facebook Live earlier this month, Thorne was equally dismissive of romance rumors, claiming, “We’re chillin’, we’re friends, we’re cool. I literally just saw him, so it’s literally all chill.”
Cool. Glad we cleared that up. Hopefully we can now all move past this and Lauren stop having an existential crisis why staring at her journalism degree. You’re doing amazing, sweetie. We’re all so proud of you for allowing me attach the first article that popped up in Google to accompany these pictures.
I say we only have about 6 months before the meth takes over or the word “speedball” is mentioned in Bella Thorne‘s TMZ obit, but until then, she’s been walking around wearing this to show the world that she’s super edgy. She’s super edgy, guys. Hopefully the tongue and devil horn hands showed you that. Like when you see a girl somebody wearing a Joy Division t-shirt when she walks out of the salon, you know she’s depressed and suicidal. And isn’t Bella Thorne at the point in her career where she can do Proactiv commercials? She should look into that. Makeup really isn’t helping anymore.
Bella Thorne might be dating some dude who calls himself Blackbear. That sounds about right.
Looks like Bella was having a little fun with her latest beau, who actually turns out to be Blackbear disguised as DJ Marshmello, not ‘mello himself. While the all-white outfit and square-shaped helmet are typical for Marshmello, the ink on display definitely belongs to Blackbear. Blackbear and Marshmello have a new collab due out soon and yesterday, Blackbear posted a pic on his Instagram of him wearing Marshmello’s helmet.
That might be the most annoying blockquote I’ve ever posted here. “Blackbear and Marshmello” sounds like some weird ass anime where Bella Thorne smokes meth. Not sure how much more I can write about this.
— blackbear (@iamblackbear) July 10, 2017
I guess nobody has paid attention to Bella Thorne for a while, so here she is naked in a tub for some reason. Wait, the reason is what I just said. She still looks like she smells old bong water, so if you’re into that, there’s magic and wonder awaiting you below the cut.
Apparently Scott Disick felt so bad about how he treated Bella Thorne that he sent her the same flowers he sent Kourtney Kardashian an hour later, so it’s obvious she feels loved. And when women feel loved they cut their own bangs in the kitchen sink or shave their head or change their hair color to some weird shit so feminist bloggers can call them brave. I guess this is brave. It’s also brave that I still wanna smash. No judgment. My family and I request that you respect our privacy at this time.
“Scott is really nice, sweet, charming. I don’t drink, and he really drinks a lot. And it just ended up …I just wasn’t down. I was like, ‘I gotta leave.’ We were [at Cannes] a day and a half before I was like I’m booking my flight and leaving. I love to go out and have fun, I love to fucking dance, but I just don’t party hardcore like that and it was way too much for me. I was like, ‘Woah, this is not the way I live my life, bruh.’”
She also explains those Cannes pap pics:
“Honestly, my nipple came out of my bikini and he tried to fix it for me and it looks like he’s grabbing my boob. That’s very nice of you to actually not sit there and stare at my nipple because my boobs are big—they come out of my shirt all the time! You can’t keep those suckers down.”
They’re not that big, but okay. Bella Thorne is also thirsty for Quentin Tarantino. Didn’t see that coming.
She’s met Tarantino several times over the years—most recently at The Hateful Eight premiere. Thorne jokes about her inner monologue while talking to him there. “I would marry you. I literally would marry Quentin Tarantino. Like I love you, dude.”
I haven’t really taken a long look at Bella Thorne’s feet, but if she wants to marry Tarantino, she might want to get those in order. And maybe practice saying “nigger” a lot. He’s really into both of those.
It’s bad enough that I have to know who Bella Thorne is, but I also know who Gregg Sulkin is because he used to date Bella Thorne and one time she picked his dick out of a lineup. She was banging Scott Disick for like a week late last month then Gregg hopped right back on. We could ask why he would do that, but as this video shows, it’s pretty simple really. No need to overthink stuff like this.
Bella Thorne is a mess. Here’s another story about that.
Well, that was short lived. Bella Thorne tweeted that she’s over Cannes, France, on Thursday, May 25 — just one day after she was spotted making out with Scott Disick. The same day of the Famous in Love actress’ tweet, the self-proclaimed Lord was spotted moving on with his ex-girlfriend Chloe Bartoli.
Yo this #cannes fancy life isn’t for me
— bella thorne (@bellathorne) May 25, 2017
As previously reported, the 19-year-old actress made headlines when she was first spotted with Disick at Catch L.A. on May 15. The two then sparked rumors of a romance after jetting off to Cannes on Tuesday, May 23, where they packed on the PDA and got cozy while lying by a pool.
“Rumors of a romance”? They were banging for like 10 days. I don’t recall seeing them skipping in a meadow. He had his hands on her ass for a while then moved on. It happens.
Memorial Day #fbf
NYLON’s Annual Young Hollywood May Issue Event was on Tuesday night, and besides having an overly long name, Bella Thorne attended and did Bella Thorne poses. The only reason I mention this is to you is that if you lean back and squint your eyes and tilt your head, she looks super hot. Then you get to the closeup of her face. My apologies. I really didn’t want to do this to you.