Bella Thorne Did The NYLON Party

NYLON’s Annual Young Hollywood May Issue Event was on Tuesday night, and besides having an overly long name, Bella Thorne attended and did Bella Thorne poses.  The only reason I mention this is to you is that if you lean back and squint your eyes and tilt your head, she looks super hot. Then you get to the closeup of her face. My apologies. I really didn’t want to do this to you.

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Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control
Bella Thorne Doesn’t Take Medication Or Use Birth Control

 

Bella Thorne is slowly turning into a pretty good anti-meth ad, but she also might be suffering from depression because she says she is.

Thorne has been outspoken about her battles with acne, her suicidal thoughts when she was younger, and her sexuality, which is fluid. She recently tweeted that she had depression, and then…

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…..deleted it after the ensuing uproar.

Ah, yes. 2017 strikes again. Because if there’s anything that should cause an uproar, it’s telling people who suffer from depression that they aren’t alone. Bella Thorne should be burned at the stake, to be honest. It’s probably the only way people who suffer from depression will finally be okay. Of course, since it’s 2017, she had to “clarify her remarks” and then holy shit.

“I wasn’t saying that I clinically went to a doctor. I didn’t know it was a big thing. You can judge me for believing my beliefs. In my family, we never went to doctors growing up. I don’t like medication. I don’t even take birth control. I won’t even take Advil or Tylenol. I power through. I’m all natural,” she says.

I know I’m not really supposed to objectify women and base their worth on how attractive they are, but say what you will about the current state of her face, but put her in a bikini and bend her over and we’re still good. But put her in a bikini and bend her over and know she isn’t on birth control? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. Maybe if she turns around during it wouldn’t be a problem, but I can’t really take that chance.

 

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Bella Thorne Really Wants To Bang A Girl, Specifically Kristen Stewart
Bella Thorne Really Wants To Bang A Girl, Specifically Kristen Stewart

 

I really don’t understand the appeal of Kristen Stewart. She’s like a lesbian jar of mayonnaise. And not even chipotle mayonnaise. But she’s currently banging this right now, and apparently Bella Thorne is waiting for her turn.

Speaking to Harper’s Bazaar, the actress, who announced she was bisexual in 2016, revealed that she’d love to date Stewart if she had the chance. “She’s so hot. She seems like the raddest chick, I’d be so down,” Thorne gushed.

Also, Bella Thorne has never sounded more like a confused dude.

“I’ve done other stuff with girls, but I really want to actually date a girl,” Thorne shared. “Maybe girls just don’t like me… I can’t tell if a girl is hitting on me or she just wants to be friends. And I don’t want to flirt with a girl if she thinks I’m just being her friend. What if I kiss a girl and she’s like ‘Oh, I’m just your friend dude, I can’t believe you just crossed that boundary.’ I’m confused on what they want from me!”

I feel you, Bella. I feel you. Bella Thorne, who may or may not be a low key crackhead, is still kinda hot, so Kristen should hit that up at some point. Then record it on her phone. Then upload to the iCloud by mistake. Then I can go to another site and watch it, because I’m not really above doing that.

 

 

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Bella Thorne Is Still Doing The Marilyn Monroe Thing For Harper’s Bazaar
Bella Thorne Is Still Doing The Marilyn Monroe Thing For Harper’s Bazaar

 

Marilyn Monroe was a mentally unstable white lady who was killed by the Kennedy’s died of a drug overdose, so you can see why she has such wide appeal in Instagram quotes. Bella Thorne channeled whatever that is for Harper’s Bazaar and also did an interview.  You can read it, or you just assume it’s like every former Disney star interview (“Disney didn’t let me do anything so now that I’m out of Disney I have to prove that I’m my own woman and that basically just means getting naked a lot”).  Here’s some pictures they took for the interview.

 

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Here’s also a picture of Bella Thorne and Bella Thorne’s butt designed to look like a tribute to her friend.  You know how y’all do on Instagram.

 

When you match your bestie miss you already lex

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Bella Thorne Is Still Trying
Bella Thorne Is Still Trying

 

Bless her heart. Bella Thorne posted another bikini pic where we can’t see her meth face, so that’s helpful if you were looking to masturbate tho this. Not sure why you would when there’s porn and that United Airlines video readily available online. No judgment. Whatever works for you, man.

 

Live right. Eat right. Do you. #worldhealthday #friday

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Bella Thorne Looks Great

Sooooo I’m pretty much always smiling. I can’t help it have a good day folks #humpday

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Bella Thorne has looked like she caused Atlanta’s I-85 bridge collapse for a while now (link for joke reference), and this picture doesn’t really help. Can’t tell if she’s always smiling because she’s happy or because she can afford rocks the size of Shrek’s boulder. Hopefully the medical examiner will eventually give us more insight.

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Bella Thorne And Kendall Jenner Are Marilyn Monroe Now For Some Reason
Bella Thorne And Kendall Jenner Are Marilyn Monroe Now For Some Reason

 

Because basics love Marilyn Monroe, Bella Thorne and Kendall Jenner both posed at Marilyn Monroe. They didn’t pose together to make one Marilyn Monroe with like 40 pounds left over, they posed separately.

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Bella Thorne Lives In A Bikini Now
Bella Thorne Lives In A Bikini Now

 

As stated before, not sure if Bella Thorne has a good trainer or found a site that sells cheap meth online. Either way, she likes to be in a bikini a lot and that’s something I can always support even if rampant drug use makes her bikini ready. I’m not here to judge. Although one day I’d like to be a judge on Chopped Junior, because it’s a great show and it’s good to crush a child’s dreams early if they suck at something.

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Bella Thorne Got Topless On Snapchat

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I used to be super into Bella Thorne now it kinda looks like it smells bad, quite frankly. Anyway, she’s been trying to show off her nipple ring for a while now, so here it is. Enjoy. Don’t let your eyes stare too long at the acne and that weird skin thing. (NSFW).

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Bella Thorne Needs A Friend
Bella Thorne Needs A Friend

 

Bella Thorne has been posting vacation bikini pics all over Instagram, and I don’t know where she is exactly, but based on her face, it appears meth isn’t really hard to find there. Not sure what’s going on with the boobs either. This is all just disappointing. She’s like a six-pack of Faygo away from a Juggalette beauty contest.

 

The beach is my home #happymonday #presidentsday

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