Bam Margera Seems Very Upset

In the 5 Stages of Grief, Stage 2 clearly states that “The grieving person may then be furious at the person who inflicted the hurt (even if she’s dead), or at the world, for letting it happen. Then he calls a news crew to meet him at the site of the crash.” So like the millions before who have suffered a devastating loss, Bam Margera left a methadone clinic in The Shire (codename: Arizona) and had his people call Pennsylvania’s Fox 29’s people so they would be there to capture him wring every bit of sympathy and camera time he possibly could over a guy with a history of reckless driving and DUI. Just watch this video. He put his hand to his temple several times and did the whole wobbly knee thing. Then he told a story about a rental van. Then a man talks into a microphone as a guy in pink shorts walks behind him. Then he touches his temple again. This is pretty powerful stuff.

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Ryan Dunn Was Piss Drunk

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At roughly 2:38am Monday morning, Jackass star Ryan Dunn tried to jump a tree with his Porsche but ended up killing a passenger (a newly married Navy Seal with three tours in Iraq) and himself instantly. At 1:00am (less than two hours before his death), Dunn posed for the banner pic in a Philly bar. Man, he looks really happy. I wonder why? TMZ reports:

The pics show Ryan and his friends drinking at around 1 AM at a bar called Barnaby’s of America in West Chester. After downing at least 3 beers and 3 shots in 4-hours …Ryan hit the road in his Porsche 911 GT3.

Yesterday, film critic Roger Ebert tweeted, “Friends don’t let jackasses drink and drive.” Makes sense. But not to Bam Magera apparently.

Earlier today, after TMZ posted the story that Dunn was seen drinking at a Philly-area bar before his fatal crash, Ebert posted a tweet that read, “Friends don’t let jackasses drink and drive.” After a day of silence, Bam finally went to his Twitter to BLAST Ebert late Monday night … saying, “I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of s**t roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents about a jackass drunk driving and [he is] one, f**k you!” Bam added, “Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat f**king mouth!”

Uh, “millions of people are crying”? Who are these people? The bored white people who watch Jackass? Did Ryan Dunn cure cancer or invent a time machine and I just haven’t hear about it yet? Or is this the same Ryan Dunn who shoved a toy car up his ass on camera? Sorry if I’m not saddened over the news that a drunk guy who’s on a show where a guy jacks off a horse left a bar at 100mph and killed two people. Besides, Maury is on right now. You can see idiots anywhere on television as it turns out.

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