Ashley Olsen Has Lyme Disease

One of these two people, the Ashley one, has Lyme Disease. I don’t know which one is which. They both looks to be in severe pain.

Ashley Olsen has reportedly been dignosed with Lyme Disease, just a few weeks after Avril Lavigne revealed that she was battling the same illness. The fashion designer, 28, is thought to be in the later stages of the bacterial disease, which is usually contracted through tick bites. Although the former child star is yet to speak out about the illness herself, a source close to the twins apparently told America’s OK Magazine: “She’s really sick. It’s gotten worse. She was diagnosed in the very late stages so early detection measures weren’t options for her. She’s really going through it.” They added: “When she does come to work, she looks haggard and disheveled. And she’s often moody. Ashley’s having a very rough time right now.”

“She looks haggard and disheveled”? So how long has she had this disease, since 2005? It might have been difficult for doctors to detect because he face is void of emotion and one time Elliot left her a trail of Reese’s Pieces. The good thing about this is that she can design Lyme Disease an outfit and take it to events where she can raise awareness about the disease. I think you can get it from Bud Light Lime or Coronas. I read that on a mommy blog that has a lots of links to great articles that are very scientifically accurate.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Jealous Lesbian

Lindsay Lohan and her long-time lesbian piece, DJ Samantha Ronson, are reportedly living together, but I guess that’s not enough of a commitment to keep Lindsay from acting like a deranged lunatic. Page Six reports:

The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn’t like all the attention Ronson was getting. “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a – – away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

Not to be lost in any of this is the fact that Lindsay Lohan, despite two trips to rehab, has been spotted all over New York downing vodka recently (more on that here and here), and the fact that her career is basically over at 21 because she can’t be anything else other than a drunk whore. So, instead of starting her life’s journey, Lindsay Lohan is behind a DJ booth doing shots and screaming at anybody who comes within three feet of a chick who looks like the 4th runner up in the Miss Women’s Prison pageant. Good times.

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