Ashley Graham Is Very Graceful
Ashley Graham Is Very Graceful

 

Much unlike when Jennifer Lawrence trips on the red carpet in a preplanned effort to seem likable and relatable (real, likable people trip a lot?), Ashley Graham tripped on the red carpet at the Time 100 Gala, because of the laws of physics and mass. That’s a lot to ask of a tight dress and high heels. I haven’t read anything else about this, but I assume there’s an article somewhere calling her “brave”.

 

 

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Here’s Ashley Graham With A Bagel Bra
Here’s Ashley Graham With A Bagel Bra

 

We get it, Ashley Graham really loves carbs. She really didn’t need to tell us this. Millions of bagels don’t have to die so that she can live. What is this, some sort of game, Ashley? And why haven’t I seen at least one post saying this is offensive to the Jewish community? They must be off fighting their mortal enemy Tim Allen.

 

I LOVE BREAD! xx #AshleyGraham

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Ashley Graham Got Topless On Instagram

 

I wouldn’t go so far as to say I missed this pic of Ashley Graham topless yesterday, more like I saw it and was like “meh” then looked up the 2017 NFL Mock Draft. I kinda expected to see her on there as well. Run defense is a big problem in the league. So here it is today. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted? Here’s her nipples too if that’ll make you shut up. Jesus. Look, why don’t you just stop talking. This conversation is pointless, and quite frankly I don’t appreciate your tone. 

 

I saw hundreds of Nemo, Dory & friends snorkeling today @sixsenseszilpasyonj

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Ashley Graham Was Jessica Rabbit For The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar
Ashley Graham Was Jessica Rabbit For The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

Ok, let’s get caught up on the 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. We got Kendall Jenner again for some reason, Elsa Hosk, Cami Morrone, and Ashley Graham as Jessica Rabbit in a remake of Who Ate Roger Rabbit?, sorry, I meant Who Framed Roger Rabbit? We could probably say either or.

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Ashley Graham Is Topless
Ashley Graham Is Topless

 

Not sure why I didn’t know Ashley Graham had a black boyfriend. I guess I should have assumed (no racist). Anyway, she posted this topless picture a few hours ago on Instagram. Can’t wait until we learn the sex of the baby.

 

Thank you @maximmag for reminding me how supportive my husband is.. #tb

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Hailey Clauson Is Probably Still Mad At Ashley Graham
Hailey Clauson Is Probably Still Mad At Ashley Graham

 

It’s still unclear how Ashley Graham got the cover of the SI Swimsuit Issue over Hailey Clauson, but I guess we can chalk it up to 2016. Lot of weird shit happened this year. But they both attended the 2016 Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year event last night, and I didn’t see any pics of them together. Maybe Hailey didn’t want to be cropped out of the picture if they took a selfie since phone cameras can only go so wide.

 

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Ashley Graham Is For My Boss
Ashley Graham Is For My Boss

 

My boss is super into Ashley Graham (we’ve had calm, rational discussions about this), so imagine his surprise when she showed up at VH1’s America’s Next Top Model premiere wearing this and realizing this is still on the air! I bet he was way stoked. Not that she cares, but she really does nothing for me. But I do respect the fact that she has enough titties for everybody.

 

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Ashley Graham Did The Mannequin Challenge Because That’s Perfect For Her


I have no idea why the Mannequin Challenge is a thing, yet here we are. Based on the election results, it appears a lot of millennials were doing it when it was time to vote. Either way, it’s here, and now Ashley Graham is doing it, because its a viral sensation that plays into her favorite activity: remaining perfectly still on a couch. Enjoy!

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They Let Ashley Graham Into New York Fashion Week For Some Reason


Let me start by saying the whole body positivity movement is great and everything, but the ending of Wall-E wasn’t supposed to be a happy ending. That being said, here’s Ashley Graham walking the runway at New York Fashion Week. As the captions point out, it’s a celebration of “real women” and “anorexia is so yesterday”. I guess because actual models are sentient androids and if you don’t look like you’re ready to hibernate for winter, you’re suffering from a debilitating eating disorder. Jesus, people. Let’s not do this, ok?  Click below to see more liberal use of the word “slay”.

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