Well Good Morning, Ashley Benson & Links

Of course Lindsay Lohan wore this to the beach   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Tom DeLonge quit Blink-182 because he got high and watch X-Files  [  Dlisted  ]

Angelina Jolie‘s implants can save the world  [  The Superficial   ]

Charlotte McKinney owes this bikini reparations  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

A Maya Stepper picture moment  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Zoe Hardman didn’t wear anything to the beach   [   The Nip Slip   ]

Please respect Blake Lively‘s legs   [  Moe Jackson  ]

The UK made Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn sexier  [  Popoholic  ]

SI model Joy Corrigan had a bikini malfunction  [  The Blemish 

10 people with incredibly badass pets  [  Mandatory  ] 

Remember that time Ashley Benson said she was fat? [  IDLY  ]

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Ashley Benson Is Too Fat For Stuff
Ashley Benson Is Too Fat For Stuff


Is Ashley Benson fat? Let’s find out. 

“It’s come up a few times in the last few years, like, You’re too fat for this,'” the 26-year-old beauty shared with the mag. “And I’m just sitting here like, ‘Wait, what? Do you want a skeleton?’ But I feel good. I don’t want to lose 20 pounds, because I don’t need to.” “I get told all the time to lose weight,” the Pretty Little Liars star continued. “I got that a month ago. It’s just weird. With my stuff recently, it’s been, ‘You have to be skin and bones or you’re not getting it.’ There was a point where it was getting to where a size 2 was great. I’m a size 2, but I think that a size 4 is healthy. I think that all of these sizes are healthy.”

I don’t know if she’s talking about roles or being stopped at the door at the Whole Foods in West Hollywood. It remains unclear. Maybe their definition of fat differs from mine, but these pictures have pretty much all the fat I need for her to be cast in the movie I’m writing where I’m a pizza delivery guy and I go to her house and then we have sex. Pretty excited about it. It’s a new twist on porn.


Oh, you can see the hi-res version of the cover here. You’ll want to. 


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Ashley Benson In This Dress, Links

Amber Rose is see through  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Kristen Stewart naked in a towel  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Rob Lowe had some hot takes on Twitter after the Paris attacks  [ Dlisted ]

You can never have enough Kate Hudson butt  [ The Superficial  ]

Rihanna continues her war on bras   [ The Nip Slip ]

GOOD LAWD    [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel    [ Moe Jackson ]

Olivia Wilde‘s head looked like this   [  Popoholic  ]

Michaela Kocianova in a bikini  [ Celebslam ]

GOOP’s 2015 holiday gift guide includes $90K space exploration  [ The Blemish ]

Kat Torres in a bikini   [  Egotastic  ]

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Ashley Benson Got A Sexy Cecil The Lion Halloween Costume
Ashley Benson Got A Sexy Cecil The Lion Halloween Costume

I don’t know why celebrities dress for Halloween while Heidi Klum is still alive, but Ashley Benson plans on it. You’re not gonna believe this. She offended some people, because that’s what happens when you post things on the Internet.

Ashley Benson received quite a bit of backlash for wearing this costume! The actress shared a picture of herself in what she called a ‘Cecil the Lion costume’ and that didn’t go over so well with some of her fans…offensive choice,” user roerman commented on Ashley’s picture. While another fan and Instagram user conne.miley wrote, “Love u Ash, but not really this costume” Thankfully Ashley got the hint because she changed her caption from “Cecil the Lion” to just “lion” shortly after. “Help! Can’t decide on my Halloween costume this year! What do you guys think of this lion costume? @yandy#thanksyandy #halloweencostume,” she wrote as she re-captioned the picture.

I realize we all still can’t come to a consensus if we want to live in a world where an 8-year old girl can get a shotgun blast through the chest over puppies or not, but we better not fucking see you wearing a costume of a dead tourist attraction in another country or we’ll send some hashtags your way, bitch. It’s problematic and offensive or something like that.

#TBT

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Ashley Benson Wore This Dress

2014 was called the year of the butt or whatever because lots of women garnered a lot of attention over their butts and Instagram was mostly pictures of squat challenges, but Ashley Benson attended some show at Fashion Week and reminded everyone about dem titties. Kate Upton should send her a thank you note and a gift card to Starbucks. Ashley Benson is white so I assume she’d appreciate that.

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I Missed Some Halloween Pics: Instagram Edition

Halloween was Friday. Whatever. Here’s some pics of celebrities dressing up I got off Instagram. To be honest, the only one I actually looked at was the one of Ariana Grande‘s butt. Because I really enjoy her butt a great deal. My tongue just said so.

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Basic Halloween

It’s that time of year, my friends. Females the world over will using a holiday created to remember dead people as an excuse to unleash their inner sluts by adding the word “sexy” in front of a profession so they can go get shitfaced. Good times, good times. The banner pic is Maria Menounos‘ ass in camouflage, and I added some more people who you may or may not care about, but I mean, I’m just kinda biding my time until Heidi Klum’s costume destroys every idea you had or some privileged white girl goes outside in blackface.

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Ashley Benson Isn’t Rihanna

 

I was all mentally prepared this morning to spend a lot of time on Ashley Benson at some event where she's celebrating Pretty Little Liars making it to 100 episodes, because having sex with her is probably something that I would enjoy for a few minutes, but, you know, Rihanna also attended an event last night in an invisible dress so I need to get Ashley out of the way really quick. I hope you understand. Nothing personal. What? Whoa, whoa slow down. There's no need for name calling here, Ashley. I mean, you're beautiful and everything but….oh, so now I'm not beautiful? You calling my grandma a liar, bitch? Stop. Just stop. I don't want to hug you right now.

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A Moment With Ashley Benson
A Moment With Ashley Benson

 

Ashley Benson is on the cover of the June 2014 issue of Complex, which will probably eventually lead her to be on the side of a milk carton in July, because white dudes love them some kidnapping and holding against wills and such. What's up with that?

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‘Spring Breakers’ Is Getting A Sequel
‘Spring Breakers’ Is Getting A Sequel

 

YES LAWD.

Wild Bunch will also launch Spring Breakers: The Second Coming, in which the Spring Breakers do battle with an extreme militant Christian sect that attempts to convert them. Scottish writer Irvine Welsh has written the screenplay and Swedish Jonus Akerlund will direct. Wild Bunch sold his 2002 film, Spun. “It’s not a direct sequel although there are allusions to some of the characters in the original,” says Maraval, adding there will be a mix of new and old cast in the production. LA-based Muse Productions, which owns the concept to the first film, is producing alongside Wild Bunch and French distributor Mars Films. Follow us: UPROXX on Facebook.

The writer of Trainspotting and the director of Spun. Christ. My boner can only talked down because apparently none of the original cast appear to be coming back. So that means no Ashley Benson bouncing in every scene. This saddens me. To be honest, this saddens me a great deal. Hold me.

 

#neverforget:

 

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