Apparently you had to look at Christina Hendricks twice today for a period of time. Not sure what that was about. But the leading theory from my boss is that I'm a moron. He makes some very valid points. He's pretty smart and has great hair. He also surfs I think. Did I mention he has great hair? It's pretty great. They had to stop a meeting once because everybody was complimenting it and nobody could remember the action items from the webinar. So to make up for Double Hendricks, here's Ashley Benson at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards. She could probably also attend the Male 18-100 Choice Awards and still win something. Because people find her very attractive.
Ashley Benson is ridiculously hot and has huge boobs, and I want to speak my truth to you all right now: those two things are very important to me. That you be ridculously hot and have huge boobs. Way down on that list is chicks who walk around on pavement in socks with the toes cut out. What's that about? Is she playing Britney Spears in a movie? I don't get it. I guess I have to go back to looking at her boobs again
Ashley Benson went walking around Robertson Boulevard in Hollywood yesterday, and much to her surprise, paparazzi were everywhere. And they even tried to take her picture! Paparazzi! In Hollywood?! Ashley and I could barely even beleive it!
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The Spring Breakers red band trailer came out at some point this week, so that means more rated-R language, and more importantly, more of Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Rachel Korine in bikinis doing blow. And more of James Franco doing Kevin Federline.
Harmony Korine, the dude in the middle of the above hot piece sandwich, wrote and directed Spring Breakers. He also wrote the screenplay for Kids when he was a teenager. He also directed the most disturbing movie I have ever seen (THIS). But hopefully his obituary will include “Selena Gomez’s boobs in that dress at the German premiere. Also, Ashley Benson.”
Sorry if I’ve covered this movie too much, but it stars Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Rachel Korine in bikinis. They also show up to premieres in dresses like this. I bet you feel pretty stupid right now, huh?