Ariana Grande Is Now An Honorary Citizen Of Manchester
Ariana Grande Is Now An Honorary Citizen Of Manchester

 

After Ariana Grande‘s first Manchester concert got blowed up because we’re still measuring which deity’s dick is bigger or whatever, she came back 13 days later and put on a benefit concert and raised a bunch of money.

Councillors voted unanimously at a sometimes emotional meeting to award the distinction after the pop singer’s involvement in the One Love benefit concert in aid of the victims of the bomb…The 23-year-old is recognised for her efforts in organising the charity concert at the Old Trafford cricket ground, which featured Coldplay, Justin Bieber and Katy Perry. Grande helped to raise almost £3m when she returned to Manchester to perform at the concert 13 days after the suicide bombing, which struck at the end of her Dangerous Woman concert. The singer also visited a number of injured children in hospital following the attack. Her mother, Joan, who ushered concertgoers to safety backstage after the explosion in the arena foyer, was seen walking through the One Love Manchester crowd telling young fans not to give in to fear at the benefit concert on 4 June.

Ariana Grande posted her thank you on Instagram, but I assume she won’t be back to Manchester unless somebody there discovers a new type of ponytail. Because, well, Muslims really like blowing stuff up and running people over in Europe. America has the Muslims who left Iran and other places when the new government told them they couldn’t wear skirts or go to college and now they have kids. Those are cool. Europe has the Muslims whose moms had to wear jean skirts and Keds or whatever the Muslim equivalent to the Duggars are. No cool, in my opinion!

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Ariana Grande Is Giving Manchester Victims & Their Families Concert Tickets For Life
Ariana Grande Is Giving Manchester Victims & Their Families Concert Tickets For Life

 

I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever heard an Ariana Grande song, but she’s hot and genuinely seems to want to help people. Taylor Swift is probably mad a terrorist didn’t blow up her concert, so she could be seen as a victim AND a charitable queen, but it happened to Ariana. Sorry, Taylor. Ariana is also now reportedly doing this. I say “reportedly” because this comes from Radar Online. They make a lot of shit up.

All of the families of those who were killed, as well as all of those injured, are being given Ariana Grande concert tickets for life,” a source close to the “Dangerous Woman” singer told Radar. “The tickets will include VIP seats and backstage passes. Ariana knows that there is nothing she can do to bring back those who were killed, but she is trying to give them as much support as she can.”

This is a pretty bold move, because it means Ariana Grande thinks her career will last a lifetime. Even if it doesn’t, all the people getting these tickets live in Europe. There’s a good chance they’ll get ran over by a white van walking down the street or get shredded by a suicide bomber while eating ice cream before Ariana’s 2018 summer tour. Then somebody else will have a benefit concert in Manchester. Or London. Or Paris. Man, people in Europe are racking up! It’ll be like Woodstock every week except with vigils!

 

 

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Piers Morgan Apologized To Ariana Grande
Piers Morgan Apologized To Ariana Grande

 

If you’re on Twitter a lot, you understand that Piers Morgan is a garbage human most of the time. Much like 99% of the people on Twitter. So after terrorists attacked her concert in May, Morgan was upset that Ariana Grande flew home instead of going directly to the hospital to visit victims like the Queen did. And why didn’t she go to the hospital immediately? It’s not like she felt responsible for the death of 22 people and had to grieve and process those emotions or anything like that. She was probably just being selfish. Anyway, she organized a benefit concert (I guess Piers Morgan and the Queen were too busy to organize one), and went on with it even when there was yet another terrorist attack in the U.K. a day before the concert was scheduled. Thankfully, this proved to be to Pier Morgan’s liking and stopped Ariana Grande from losing any more sleep over his opinion. He wrote an apology to Ariana on the Daily Mail:

But by coming back to Manchester so soon, shrugging off the latest attack in London, standing on that stage and performing with such raw emotion and power, you showed more guts, resilience, strength of character and ‘Blitz spirit’ than every snivelling, pathetic ISIS coward put together.

You can read the whole thing after the jump. I guess we can all move on now that Piers Morgan has deemed Ariana Grande worthy of respect and admiration. Did this benefit show stop ISIS from terrorizing Europe on a daily basis? No. Did this benefit show make people feel inspired and hopeful on a single day in world full of constant shit? Yes. But feel free to fire off your Twitter take.

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Ariana Grande Announced The Date And Location Of Her Manchester Benefit Concert
Ariana Grande Announced The Date And Location Of Her Manchester Benefit Concert

 

We’ve already stopped talking about the 22 people who died leaving an Ariana Grande concert and the 90 people who died earlier this week and the 31 people who died while they were enjoying ice cream on Tuesday, because if you haven’t heard by now, Donald Trump spelled a word funny. LOL, man, white terrorists sure do need to step their game up! I thought they were supposed to be the superior race? Not buying it, guys!  Luckily, Ariana Grande is still trying to help instead of just tweeting about it for a day then being outraged about a color of a cup or a white girl in corn rows or whatever the moral crisis is this week.

 

One Love Manchester ♡ June 4th http://ticketmaster.co.uk/arianagrandemanchester

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Justin Bieber, Coldplay, Miley Cyrus, and Katy Perry are also scheduled to perform, so I understand how might make some people torn on the outcome of this show. But let’s make one thing clear: If you’re blaming Ariana Grande or referencing “karma” for anything that happened in Manchester, you’re garbage and people hate you. Not just terrorists. Now we have that out of the way, I totally understand the whole “don’t let hate divided us” thing. I do. It’s a very nice sentiment and sounds better than, “OMG Muslim terrorists are blowing shit up on the daily!”. I also understand that you probably want to make the case that they aren’t true Muslims. I get that. They most likely aren’t. But all that really matters is that they believe they are, so let’s all move on from that. Saying it over and over hasn’t really stopped anything. You could make the case that the West is bad so they have a right to be bad or something like that. I assume the people in the Philippines are bad, because 103 of them died last week. And that baby in Australia must have must have fired off a lot of drones, because it got killed in March. I understand that an insane white committing a hate crime in Portland probably plays better on the news than a global religious insurgency. Especially to Shaun King. Totally understandable. Anyway, let’s hope ISIS doesn’t use social media so they won’t see the exact date, time, and location of a benefit concert for the people they killed. Even if they did, I’m sure they’ll understand the importance of letting the families grieve and allowing those in attendance to not be divided by hate. They’ll probably just leave it alone.

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Terrorists Attacked An Ariana Grande Concert In Manchester Last Night
Terrorists Attacked An Ariana Grande Concert In Manchester Last Night

 

So far, 22 people have died (including an eight-year-old girl) and 59 people have been wounded (among them are 12 children under the age of 16) after a man entered Manchester Arena following Ariana Grande‘s concert and blew himself up with a nail bomb. You might want to sit down for this, because I know it might be shocking to learn, but the man was a Muslim. I for sure thought for a minute there he might be Mormon or Buddhist. You never know with these kind of attacks.

A powerful explosion shook part of the cavernous Manchester Arena late Monday as concertgoers streamed out following the American pop star’s last song. An 8-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have been named as the first victims killed. Police said they believed a man carrying explosives acted as a lone attacker and died in the blast, and that they are now trying to determine if he may have been part of a wider network. A 23-year-old man was arrested Tuesday in south Manchester in connection with the bombing.
I know what my fellow liberals might be thinking right now during this time of tragedy: “Oh yeah? But what about white people?!”. You’re right. Maybe somebody should go to talk to some of the victims and some people in Syria and some people in refugee camps and tell them that Richard Spencer is their true enemy. They’ll probably be so grateful to you for explaining to this to them. I vote for Shaun King. But we all know that liberal’s reactions to terrorist attacks are the GOP version of school shootings. We’ll offer up thoughts and prayers and not much else, while tripping over ourselves not to offend anyone.

 

So, terrorists targeted an arena full of children, teenage girls and women for the simple fact they had the audacity to enjoy a concert put on by a female perform who inspires them. What’s your plan for that? Tell people they shouldn’t point out that a religious ideology can easily corrupt their followers or the follower who haven’t been corrupted yet might strap on a nail bomb vest themselves? Fuck yourself. Also, the irony of you warning me not to paint Muslims with a broad brush or they all might get radicalized then still believing Trump won because Russia sent out some emails shouldn’t be lost on you.

 

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Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande

 

A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.

 

Chrissy Teigen

 

You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:

 

 

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Ariana Grande Is Single, Named In The DNC WikiLeaks
Ariana Grande Is Single, Named In The DNC WikiLeaks


As much as I’d like to write two separate Ariana Grande posts, I’m gonna give you all your current Ariana Grande news in one shot, because that’s probably how out sex would be. 1.) She broke up with her boyfriend.

Time to break free. Ariana Grande and her boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez, have called it quits on their relationship, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

I guess this is good news depending on who you ask. My take is that its good news.


2.) She was mentioned in the DNC hack. Apparently they were vetting performers for the White House gala back in September, but she licked a donut once and didn’t fully worship America. Per DNC finance chair, Zachary Allen:

“Ariana Butera-video caught her licking other peoples’ donuts while saying she hates America,” the DNC’s deputy compliance director wrote in response, referring to Grande’s real name. “Republican Congressman used this video and said it was a double standard that liberals were not upset with her like they are with Trump who criticized Mexicans; cursed out a person on Twitter after that person used an offensive word towards her brother.”

Not sure what an Italian saying she hates Americans has to do with Trump saying Mexicans are rapists, but what do you really expect from Republicans? But when Trump rounds up all the 11M undocumented immigrants, the #BernieOrBust people can visit the camps and let them know that the TPP was too big of an issue to pass up. Then maybe they can enjoy a nice craft beer and vape in their gentrified neighborhood. 


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Ariana Grande At The Grammys & Links
Ariana Grande At The Grammys & Links


Gigi Hadid is see through   ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Val Fit in a bikini   [   The Superficial   ]

Hilary Duff on all fours in a bikini is exactly what it sounds like   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

2016 IS TAKING EVERYONE   [  Dlisted   ]

Ellie Goulding is see through   ( NSFW )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

Which one of these people deserve a Grammy?   [  Reality Tea  ]

Alexis Ren is so damn hot   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Good lord, Jessica Alba  [  Popoholic  ]


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Justin Bieber Thought He Would Try Ariana Grande, It Didn’t End Well
Justin Bieber Thought He Would Try Ariana Grande, It Didn’t End Well



Justin Bieber is supposedly dating the other Baldwin girl from the other Baldwin guy, but ask yourself, can a man truly be at fault when he tries to penetrate Ariana Grande? Let’s not rush to judgement.

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A TV Show Host Called Ariana Grande A ‘Lazy Little F**k’

Forever bae Ariana Grande has been in London promoting her new album and fragrance where she was scheduled to appear on The Jonathan Ross Show but never showed up. He took it pretty well.

The singer, 22, was said to be en route to ITV’s London studios where she was due to perform, following a perfume photocall at a nearby Boots store and a day of radio interviews. But she failed to appear for the recording of the show, to be broadcast on Saturday. Wossy raged: “Ariana is in town. We were told she would be in the car at 6pm to be here for 7pm then it got to 7pm and she was not in the car – 7.30pm and she is still not in the motherf****** car. So I don’t think we can hold out much hope. “I don’t know what it is. We are going to give Ariana the benefit of the doubt and not say anything mean or judgmental. I apologise to anyone who might have come along hoping to see her. “She was booked but the lazy little f***** has not come. Maybe she has gone to her first Nando’s.”

Luckily, all hope wasn’t lost since Ross had a star-studded lineup to sing hits from today that the young people would enjoy.

The host was forced to close the show with his guests Joan Collins, Danny DeVito and Sheridan Smith in a karaoke rendition of Nine to Five.

Dude really wanted her in that car, huh? He should have realized that my queen only likes to be carried around like a baby. And I assume not being on shows where the host calls you names when you don’t want to be on camera when somebody reads a page of the Book of The Dead aloud and unwittingly reanimates Joan Collins and unleashes a cloud of locusts.

 

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