Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande

 

A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.

 

Chrissy Teigen

 

You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:

 

 

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Ariana Grande Is Single, Named In The DNC WikiLeaks
Ariana Grande Is Single, Named In The DNC WikiLeaks


As much as I’d like to write two separate Ariana Grande posts, I’m gonna give you all your current Ariana Grande news in one shot, because that’s probably how out sex would be. 1.) She broke up with her boyfriend.

Time to break free. Ariana Grande and her boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez, have called it quits on their relationship, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

I guess this is good news depending on who you ask. My take is that its good news.


2.) She was mentioned in the DNC hack. Apparently they were vetting performers for the White House gala back in September, but she licked a donut once and didn’t fully worship America. Per DNC finance chair, Zachary Allen:

“Ariana Butera-video caught her licking other peoples’ donuts while saying she hates America,” the DNC’s deputy compliance director wrote in response, referring to Grande’s real name. “Republican Congressman used this video and said it was a double standard that liberals were not upset with her like they are with Trump who criticized Mexicans; cursed out a person on Twitter after that person used an offensive word towards her brother.”

Not sure what an Italian saying she hates Americans has to do with Trump saying Mexicans are rapists, but what do you really expect from Republicans? But when Trump rounds up all the 11M undocumented immigrants, the #BernieOrBust people can visit the camps and let them know that the TPP was too big of an issue to pass up. Then maybe they can enjoy a nice craft beer and vape in their gentrified neighborhood. 


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Ariana Grande At The Grammys & Links
Ariana Grande At The Grammys & Links


Gigi Hadid is see through   ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Val Fit in a bikini   [   The Superficial   ]

Hilary Duff on all fours in a bikini is exactly what it sounds like   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

2016 IS TAKING EVERYONE   [  Dlisted   ]

Ellie Goulding is see through   ( NSFW )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

Which one of these people deserve a Grammy?   [  Reality Tea  ]

Alexis Ren is so damn hot   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Good lord, Jessica Alba  [  Popoholic  ]


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Justin Bieber Thought He Would Try Ariana Grande, It Didn’t End Well
Justin Bieber Thought He Would Try Ariana Grande, It Didn’t End Well



Justin Bieber is supposedly dating the other Baldwin girl from the other Baldwin guy, but ask yourself, can a man truly be at fault when he tries to penetrate Ariana Grande? Let’s not rush to judgement.

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A TV Show Host Called Ariana Grande A ‘Lazy Little F**k’

Forever bae Ariana Grande has been in London promoting her new album and fragrance where she was scheduled to appear on The Jonathan Ross Show but never showed up. He took it pretty well.

The singer, 22, was said to be en route to ITV’s London studios where she was due to perform, following a perfume photocall at a nearby Boots store and a day of radio interviews. But she failed to appear for the recording of the show, to be broadcast on Saturday. Wossy raged: “Ariana is in town. We were told she would be in the car at 6pm to be here for 7pm then it got to 7pm and she was not in the car – 7.30pm and she is still not in the motherf****** car. So I don’t think we can hold out much hope. “I don’t know what it is. We are going to give Ariana the benefit of the doubt and not say anything mean or judgmental. I apologise to anyone who might have come along hoping to see her. “She was booked but the lazy little f***** has not come. Maybe she has gone to her first Nando’s.”

Luckily, all hope wasn’t lost since Ross had a star-studded lineup to sing hits from today that the young people would enjoy.

The host was forced to close the show with his guests Joan Collins, Danny DeVito and Sheridan Smith in a karaoke rendition of Nine to Five.

Dude really wanted her in that car, huh? He should have realized that my queen only likes to be carried around like a baby. And I assume not being on shows where the host calls you names when you don’t want to be on camera when somebody reads a page of the Book of The Dead aloud and unwittingly reanimates Joan Collins and unleashes a cloud of locusts.

 

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Ariana Grande Dropped A Video
Ariana Grande Dropped A Video


Forever bae real doll  Ariana Grande dropped the single and the video for “Focus” last night. I guess the song is kinda ok until you get to the chorus. Not sure if they only had five minutes of studio time left to do the chorus or if there was a fire, but the video is basically just four minutes of Ariana Grande in a tight dresses shaking her ass. Nothing else is really supposed to matter I think.



 #fbf


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Here’s Ariana Grande’s New Album Cover
Here’s Ariana Grande’s New Album Cover


Ariana Grande has a new album coming out, and I guess it’s gonna be a lesson in capitalism, because America hates her. But America generally hates anything that’s brown that doesn’t wear a flag pin or doesn’t believe Jesus was a fan of the free market. Either way, I’m sure it will  sell more than Nick Jonas’ last album, because even though Ariana is brown, at least she’s not gay. God hated gay people so much he forgot to put it in the Ten Commandments.


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Ariana Grande Is Accidental



Ariana Grande kissed her Victorious co-star, Elizabeth Gillies (who has these), then said she posted it to Instagram by accident. I mean, that’s cool and all, but Kris Jenner could make up a better lie than this. Not that any of that matters, because it’s a video of two hot chicks who aren’t lesbians kissing each other. You normally don’t see something like that unless they’re trying to loosen up the last dude at the bar who hasn’t bought them drinks yet. These two are pretty forward thinking and feminist pioneers. Let this be a lesson to everyone.


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America Runs On Hatred Of Ariana Grande

Q Scores is a company that asks ‘Muricans what they like. Then this data is then turned over to corporation and that’s why The Bachelorette is still on the air and why you buy basically anything deep fried. THR also took that data and came up with the most disliked celebrities of the year. Ariana Grande is #2.

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Ariana Grande Is Free To Lick Anything

Last week, Ariana Grande almost made Jesus parachute back home with Chris Kyle and a centaur powered by the soul of Bristol Palin’s unborn fetus into the old U S of A to overturn some tables at Wolfee Donuts after Grande was recorded saying she hates America and Americans. She offered up an apology to people who had already been hit with 500,000 volts from the nationalism taser, so it was basically just a waste of time. SC Congressman Jeff Duncan weighed in, mostly “just curious” as to why the media was giving Donald Trump such a hard time but letting Ariana Grande off easy. Good question. My best guess would be that one is 22-year old brat and the other one is running for highest office in the country? That could be it. Anyway, Grande won’t be charged with anything. It’s a liberal conspiracy! #benghazi #jadehelm #tcot

Ariana Grande won’t have “donut-licker” on her criminal record … because TMZ has learned she will not be charged with criminal mischief.  A rep for the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department tells TMZ, the owner of Wolfee Donuts does not want to press charges, so it’s case closed. The donut shop is the loser, because the incident triggered a health investigation and the shop only scored a B.

The most disgusting part of this story is that Ariana Grande put her tongue on something that’s sold in a store with a B rating and that people on Facebook think America will be paying billions to Iran as part of the nuclear deal because they don’t know how sanctions work.

 

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