With his painted on beard(s) and gay ass music and skinny jeans, Adam Levine is basically the HIV-version of George Michael who doesn’t want you to know that he ripped his entire sound from this guy. Oh, but here he is with his “girlfriend”. Some model named Anne Vyalitsyna in the November 2011 issue of Russian Vogue. And they’re naked. OMG, how scandalous!! And gay. Don’t forget gay.