Anne Hathaway’s Huge Boobs Have Made Her Empowered To Talk Shit
Anne Hathaway’s Huge Boobs Have Made Her Empowered To Talk Shit


Maybe we aren’t meant to know why Anne Hathaway is so annoying. It’s one of those mysteries of the universe things we learn when we die or take a lot of acid or whatever. 

Anne Hathaway quickly apologized on Instagram after she posted a controversial meme that dissed the Kardashian clan. The original meme featured a photo of Hathaway’s Through the Looking Glass co-star Helena Bonham Carter and read “In a world of Kardashians, be Helena Bonham Carter.

We live in a place and time where you write your freely write your opinion on the Internet, so naturally this was met with “backlash from Internet users who thought Hathaway was tearing down other women”. Ignoring it completely would have been a good option, but Anne decided to follow it up with this:


It never occurred to me I was pitting anyone against each other. Not my style. Peace x

A photo posted by Anne Hathaway (@annehathaway) on


The point of the original meme was shade. That’s why one would post it. And telling women to be Helena Bonham Carter instead of a family of fictional characters isn’t the worst advice. But the passive aggressive apology she did turn things around, huh? No? That sucks. Your boobs are fucking huge and you got an ass now, so get sucked in to all this and spend this precious time trying on dresses. Then go to events where people take pictures that I can post within the next business day.


Because, damn.

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Anne Hathaway Had Her Kid, Named Him ‘Jonathan Rosebanks’
Anne Hathaway Had Her Kid, Named Him ‘Jonathan Rosebanks’


Anne Hathaway had her first kid earlier tonight with her husband who designs monocles.  She once said this about him when they were dating:

“I’m so delighted by my boyfriend. He’s all the things you want a partner to be. I so find joy in his presence.”

So you know right there the sex probably wasn’t fun, but God didn’t intend it to be fun, heathens. You gotta begat. 

The Intern star welcomed her first child, a baby boy, with husband Adam Shulman on Thursday, March 24, PEOPLE confirms. The couple have named their son Jonathan Rosebanks Shulman.

You don’t pick a name like this unless you’re trying to honor some dead relative or whatever, but the kid sounds like he’ll grow up to be a land developer with at least one orphanage and free clinic in escrow.


I don’t think this hike was Anne’s idea. No way.  


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Anne Hathaway Defends Jennifer Lawrence For Being A Dick Now
Anne Hathaway Defends Jennifer Lawrence For Being A Dick Now


Anne Hathaway (who hides an annoyingly insatiable need to be liked with a veil of false humility) posted the following  rant on Facebook yesterday in response to the backlash Jennifer Lawrence (who hides a shitty chick behind a cult of personality who worships at the altar of her calculated and always impeccably well-timed “relatable girl” persona) is getting for being an asshole to a Golden Globes reporter who could barely understand English. Enjoy!

Dear the Internet,
It’s become pretty clear that the Jennifer Lawrence “scolding” was taken out of context and that she was dryly joking with a journalist who was indeed using his phone to take photos of her.
Let’s not continue the sad but common practice of building people – especially women- up just to viciously tear them down when we perceive them to have misstepped. Jennifer is a beautiful, talented, wildly successful, popular, FOUR TIME OSCAR NOMINATED young woman. Please let us not punish her for these things.


Sincerely,
A J-Law fan
‪#‎supportstrongwomen‬ ‪#‎imwithher‬ ‪#‎whycantwegiveloveonemorechance‬

God. Shut up, Anne. With your freakishly long arms and 97 teeth. Anyway,  in case you missed it, Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence in the name of supporting women. You can support women, but you’re not really required to support women who are assholes. Only alimony requires you do to that. And if we’re being honest with ourselves here, Jennifer Lawrence has been in 22 movies. Two were good. Winter’s Bone and Silver Lining’s Playbook. And even that was better when she wasn’t onscreen. Four of the movies were just one big Battle Royale knockoff with white people. And another two were part of a comic book franchise that should have died in 2003. And the movie she’s nominated for this year is about a woman who sold a bunch of mops on QVC. So let’s not pretend she’s Meryl Streep. Wow. I’m getting too worked up over this for a Saturday. Breathe it out, Todd. Go to your happy place. The place that closes nationwide on February 8th. Damn you, E.Coli! I’m watching you, buddy. Don’t think I’m not. 


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Anne Hathaway Is Super Pregnant



Everybody has known since Thanksgiving that Anne Hathaway is pregnant, but leave it to her to make it super boring when she finally announces it. This caption sounds like it was written by 2nd grade teacher who listens to NPR podcasts on her way home to cook dinner with her roommate/sister. 


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Anne Hathaway Is Pregnant
Anne Hathaway Is Pregnant


Anne Hathaway is pregnant with her first child. I’m still pregnant from Thanksgiving. Probably not the same thing though.

The 33-year-old Oscar winner is pregnant, two sources have confirmed to E! News exclusively. This will be the first child for the actress and her 34-year-old producer hubby Adam Shulman, whom she wed in 2012. “Anne is in her second trimester and feeling great!” one of the sources told E! News.

Hathaway is 33 and has been losing roles to younger actors for a while now, so what better time to have kid than when you’re rich and have a pretty clear schedule? Sounds like a great time to me. She has an Oscar, a husband who I assume loves her, a baby, and 96 teeth. Some might say Anne Hathaway has it all.


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Anne Hathaway Is A Wonderful Person

FUN FACT: Anne Hathaway has swallowed strangers’ saliva and semen without her knowledge.

Hathaway was on the Paramount lot last week shooting a Japanese commercial when she ordered breakfast — a poached egg, along with an English muffin and avocado. The guys catering the shoot were going crazy, because she sent the dish back 4 TIMES!!

1st try: Poached egg too runny.

2nd try: English muffin was cold because it sat while egg #2 was being poached.

3rd try: Egg #2 cold because it sat while chef toasted muffin #2.

4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg.

Anne Hathaway has 48 teeth, and freakishly long insect like arms, so who knows the real reason she sent these eggs back. Maybe she can only survive on raw meat. Or maybe she’s a bitch. Or maybe I posted this story because I didn’t have access to these bikini pics when they came out but now I do, so I’m posting them now. We’ll never really truly know, my friends.

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Anne Hathaway And Mark Wahlberg Were Supposed To Be The Leads In ‘Silver Linings Playbook’

During an interview with Howard Stern yesterday, Miramax's Harvey Weinstein said that instead of Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper as the leads in Silver Linings Playbook , Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg were supposed to star but left over "creative differences". Us Weekly reports:

Well, at least they both won Oscars! During an interview on Howard Stern's radio show Wednesday, Jan. 15, film producer and studio head Harvey Weinstein revealed that Anne Hathaway had originally been given Jennifer Lawrence's role in Silver Linings Playbook, but dropped out due to "creative differences." "Does it drive you insane when you can't get your starlet, the one you know that is going to be right for the movie?" Stern asked The Weinstein Company co-chairman. "It doesn't drive me insane because I've always believed if we can't get somebody established, we'll find somebody new," Weinstein, 61, said. "I'll give you an idea: Silver Linings Playbook was originally going to be with Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg . . . and then Anne wasn't doing it. And she's marvelous, and wonderful and she was my choice, I love her." "You made a move to get Anne Hathaway and you couldn't get her?" Stern asked. "No we got her," Weinstein confirmed. "We had Annie and then we had Mark . . . then whatever happened, happened. What exactly was it that happened? "Well, David and Anne had some creative differences," Weinstein confessed. "They didn't see eye-to-eye."

Let's be honest, Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence are easily interchangeable besides the fact Hathaway likes to get naked, but Silver Linings Playbook would have been a completely different experience without Bradley Cooper. He nailed it harder than a Roman soldier and basically carried the movie playing a dude off his meds who really just wanted to dance. Mark Wahlberg would have demanded a scene be added where the Red Sox kill Bin Laden.

 

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Anne Hathaway At The Met Gala. GOOD LAWD.

Anne Hathaway has been getting a lot of hate lately, but that all changed last night when she attended the Met Gala last night and DAMN SON. Can somebody start a White House petition to force her to look like this at all times? I wouldn't pull out until she was pregrant twice.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Voted The Most Hated Celebrity In Hollywood

In a poll conducted by Star Magazine, Gwyneth Paltrow was named the Most Hated Celebrity. Why? Because she's completely hateable and an overall vile and pretentious human being who would probably kill herself if she if somebody showed her a picture of a Taco Bell. Anyway, here's the rest of the Top 10.


1. Gwyneth Paltrow
2. Kristen Stewart
3. Jennifer Lopez
4. John Mayer
5. Katherine Heigl
6. Matt Lauer
7. Madonna
8. Justin Bieber
9. Anne Hathaway
10. Kris Jenner

Not sure why Chris Brown or Tom Hanks aren't ranked higher. Especially Tom Hanks. I read a story last week that said he has a farm where he makes Cambodian orphans drown puppies. It was pretty terrible.

 

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Maybe This Is A Good Reason To Hate Anne Hathaway



So you know how everybody hates Anne Hathaway but they really don’t know why? Well, remember when Anne decided to change her Oscar dress at the last minute? That’s because Amanda Seyfried had the audacity to wear the same dress as her, then Anne reacted the way any sane, rational 5-year old would. Us Magazine reports:

“Anne was like ‘WTF?!'” the source reports. “She started throwing a fit!” The 30-year-old Best Supporting Actress victor, however, “never told Amanda she had to change the dress.” Still, Seyfried, 27, was ruffled by Hathaway’s tirade. “Amanda didn’t want to deal with it and left” the rehearsal, the source notes. But the drama didn’t end there — spilling into Oscars Sunday, as Hathaway fretted over the switch-up with her glam squad at home. “Anne made the fashion, make up, hair, and jewelry teams wait at her home for hours as she decided what to do about the dress debacle,” a second insider tells Us. The star also “asked for silence so she could rehearse her singing for the Les Mis tribute at the Oscars. It was a painfully long experience.”

All of this in interesting and everything, but I wonder how many outfits Anne has bought her Oscar so far. I’m going with ten.

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