In a poll conducted by Star Magazine, Gwyneth Paltrow was named the Most Hated Celebrity. Why? Because she's completely hateable and an overall vile and pretentious human being who would probably kill herself if she if somebody showed her a picture of a Taco Bell. Anyway, here's the rest of the Top 10.
1. Gwyneth Paltrow
2. Kristen Stewart
3. Jennifer Lopez
4. John Mayer
5. Katherine Heigl
6. Matt Lauer
8. Justin Bieber
9. Anne Hathaway
10. Kris Jenner
Not sure why Chris Brown or Tom Hanks aren't ranked higher. Especially Tom Hanks. I read a story last week that said he has a farm where he makes Cambodian orphans drown puppies. It was pretty terrible.
So you know how everybody hates Anne Hathaway but they really don’t know why? Well, remember when Anne decided to change her Oscar dress at the last minute? That’s because Amanda Seyfried had the audacity to wear the same dress as her, then Anne reacted the way any sane, rational 5-year old would. Us Magazine reports:
“Anne was like ‘WTF?!’” the source reports. “She started throwing a fit!” The 30-year-old Best Supporting Actress victor, however, “never told Amanda she had to change the dress.” Still, Seyfried, 27, was ruffled by Hathaway’s tirade. “Amanda didn’t want to deal with it and left” the rehearsal, the source notes. But the drama didn’t end there – spilling into Oscars Sunday, as Hathaway fretted over the switch-up with her glam squad at home. “Anne made the fashion, make up, hair, and jewelry teams wait at her home for hours as she decided what to do about the dress debacle,” a second insider tells Us. The star also “asked for silence so she could rehearse her singing for the Les Mis tribute at the Oscars. It was a painfully long experience.”
All of this in interesting and everything, but I wonder how many outfits Anne has bought her Oscar so far. I’m going with ten.
Since women hate pretty women who are more successful than them, the hate for Anne Hathaway the last few months has been everywhere, mostly because she apparently seems fake and rehearsed. So this story should make every smug asshole on Twitter feel better about themselves. Us Magazine reports:
Practice makes perfect! After facing some backlash over her emotional Golden Globe, SAG and BAFTA acceptance speeches, Anne Hathaway worked very hard on preparing her thank-you for the Oscars. After winning the Best Supporting Actress Academy Award on Sunday, Feb. 24, the Les Miserables actress admitted that her feelings were hurt by criticism. “It does get to me,” Hathaway, 30, said. “But you have to remember in life that there’s a positive to every negative and a negative to every positive.” Though the actress tries to brush off the negative comments, a source tells Us Weekly that Hathaway did practice her Oscar speech a lot to try and be more likable. “She was very aware that she had been the butt of everyone’s jokes,” the source says.
Man, she tried hard to be likable and nice because her feelings were hurt after people made fun of her? What a bitch. We should take her outside and shoot her. She obviously doesn’t deserve to live.
Anne Hathaway got married this weekend. I bet all her single female friends are very happy for her. Celebuzz reports:
Less than 12 months after they got engaged, Anne Hathaway and her longtime boyfriend Adam Shulman have tied the knot. The Dark Knight star, 29, said “I Do” to her actor-turned-jewelry designer husband on the scenic central California coast of Big Sur just after 5 p.m. PT on Saturday, a source confirmed to Celebuzz. Surrounded by family and friends, the pair exchanged vows on sunset in a private marquee situated next to an old barn. Hathaway wore a custom-made Valentino gown, while the groom looked dashing in a traditional tuxedo, an eyewitness revealed to Celebuzz.
This story is boring as hell, but why do rich white people always get married “next to an old barn”? Does the wedding package come with slaves? I’m trying to understand this. Any explanation would be appreciated.