Anne Hathaway (who hides an annoyingly insatiable need to be liked with a veil of false humility) posted the following rant on Facebook yesterday in response to the backlash Jennifer Lawrence (who hides a shitty chick behind a cult of personality who worships at the altar of her calculated and always impeccably well-timed “relatable girl” persona) is getting for being an asshole to a Golden Globes reporter who could barely understand English. Enjoy!
Dear the Internet,
It’s become pretty clear that the Jennifer Lawrence “scolding” was taken out of context and that she was dryly joking with a journalist who was indeed using his phone to take photos of her.
Let’s not continue the sad but common practice of building people – especially women- up just to viciously tear them down when we perceive them to have misstepped. Jennifer is a beautiful, talented, wildly successful, popular, FOUR TIME OSCAR NOMINATED young woman. Please let us not punish her for these things.
A J-Law fan
#supportstrongwomen #imwithher #whycantwegiveloveonemorechance
God. Shut up, Anne. With your freakishly long arms and 97 teeth. Anyway, in case you missed it, Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence in the name of supporting women. You can support women, but you’re not really required to support women who are assholes. Only alimony requires you do to that. And if we’re being honest with ourselves here, Jennifer Lawrence has been in 22 movies. Two were good. Winter’s Bone and Silver Lining’s Playbook. And even that was better when she wasn’t onscreen. Four of the movies were just one big Battle Royale knockoff with white people. And another two were part of a comic book franchise that should have died in 2003. And the movie she’s nominated for this year is about a woman who sold a bunch of mops on QVC. So let’s not pretend she’s Meryl Streep. Wow. I’m getting too worked up over this for a Saturday. Breathe it out, Todd. Go to your happy place. The place that closes nationwide on February 8th. Damn you, E.Coli! I’m watching you, buddy. Don’t think I’m not.