Anna Kendrick Did The ‘Trolls’ Premiere

Not sure of this was specific casting or not, but Anna Kendrick is one of the voices in Trolls.  The movie is apparently about “a troll princess and her companion, the one unhappy troll try to rescue her friends from being eaten by their nemeses”, and that’s lame because I thought it was about the egg people Twitter. When will it be their time?

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‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems Thrilled
‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems Thrilled

 

From what I can tell, The Accountant is about a slick hitman with autism who shoots bad guys instead of elementary school children with a gun his mom bought. Part of this movie filmed right outside my friend’s apartment in Buckhead, and you could legit look out the window and see Ben Affleck. The didn’t even make me want to go to Buckhead. Cool story, Todd. Anyway, the UK premiere was last night, and I still can’t figure out if Anna Kendrick is supposed to be attractive or not. Her face kinda looks like a witch mask. The boobs don’t, so this what might be causing the confusion on my end.

 

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Bless Anna Kendrick’s Heart

In the upcoming issue of Edit Magazine, Anna Kendrick dresses up like a ballerina and talks about stuff. This is some of the stuff.

Kendrick, too, plans on staying the course and says she’s not scared of growing old in Hollywood. ‘I know that things will be more complicated as an older actress, in ways that I can’t anticipate, but I would really enjoy getting to the point where the reason I’m getting roles or not isn’t based on if somebody thinks I’m hot enough,’ she said. The actress, who played Jessica in The Twilight Saga, is an avid tweeter and revealed to The Edit that she agonizes over the wording of her tweets. She regularly writes multiple drafts of what she wants to say before posting it on her Twitter account. ‘I love seeing what people respond to and think is funny; it’s kind of a puzzle. Trying to express yourself in 140 characters can be this little word game,’ she explained.

It’s  fucked up, that at 29, actresses have to stare their own Hollywood mortality in the face, but did Anna Kendrick just say “the reason I’m getting roles or not isn’t based on if somebody thinks I’m hot enough”? We all caught that, right? Because I don’t think that’s ever been the problem, so she has nothing to worry about. As long as a high school theater production needs a lead or a mouse seamtress  in the 2025 Cinderella reboot, Kendrick is always gonna have a place while she’s taking Twitter way too fucking seriously.

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Anna Kendrick Has No Time For Your Naked Selfies, Ladies

I have no patience for naked selfie shaming, but Anna Kendrick went on Conan last night to shame all the lovely women with messed up rooms. So every woman on the planet basically.

“It’s always girls taking naked pictures in the mirror, and their room behind them is a disaster.” She doubled down on this point while talking to Conan, explaining that if she were a guy, she’d be like, “Nice abs, girl. But put that bowl of moldy Captain Crunch in the sink, first.”

Anna Kendrick kinda looks like a shaved mouse in the face, but she has kinda big boobs and can kinda act and would probably be a pinup if the patriarchy was run by 25-year old baristas who called their moms four times a day. I honestly don’t know where I was going with this, so I’ll just hit publish now. In Word Press, it’s a really big blue button, so you can’t miss it.

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Anna Kendrick Got Hacked
Anna Kendrick Got Hacked

 

Apparently this Fappening thing is going on, and hopefully it’ll be over soon, because we’re starting to get to sale rack celebrities. Welcome, Anna Kendrick. Just because I’m not posting them, doesn’t mean I didn’t look at them, and let me just tell you that “leaked Anna Kendrick pics” are exactly what you would expect them to be. Her hacked pics are what you would normally put on Instagram. I mean, Anna Kendrick could get it, but I’d have to go into it with the understanding that she probably has sex with socks on.

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Anna Kendrick Isn’t Dating Theon Greyjoy
Anna Kendrick Isn’t Dating Theon Greyjoy

 

Christ, today is boring, so let’s all pretend that it’s yesterday and I’m reporting on the breaking news that, despite rumors, Anna Kendrick isn’t banging Game of Thrones star Alfie Allen. Maybe because his name is Alfie idk. Wait, this is still boring. My bad. Suck it up and deal with it. I’ll turn this car around right now, don’t test me. I said don’t test me!

Don’t believe everything you read, folks! Despite numerous media reports, Anna Kendrick is not dating Game of Thrones actor Alfie Allen. Kendrick took to Twitter to shoot down the rumors, saying, “Ahh, this has been hilarious and all but, nope. My apologies to Mr. Allen, who must be equally confused.” (hey, it’s Todd. That tweet has been deleted yo) But wait, there’s more… While the beloved actress may not be cozying up to the adorable Brit, she is spending some quality time with a new mystery man!

E! seems really excited about a new mystery man. A NEW MYSTERY MAN! YEAHHH! Ryan Seacrest probably walked in and they had to pretend they love their job. Anyway, Anna Kendrick is still single. Or she’s not. It’s a mystery. Or not. Let’s all go about our respective days, shall we?

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Anna Kendrick Is Really Lonely, You Guys
Anna Kendrick Is Really Lonely, You Guys

 

Anna Kendrick says nobody hits on her and she doesn't really understand why. She's really pale, so not even the sun is giving her the D.

The comedienne told Elle Magazine that no one has hit on her since Up in the Air, “honest to God.”  We’re not quite sure why it matters, though, as Kendrick, 28, had a boyfriend up until last year! She and film director Edgar Wright, 40, dated for four years prior to splitting, so maybe that’s why no one was hitting on her this whole time? The actress also talks about the pros and cons of being an “ultra-late bloomer,” but really it’s mostly pros, in her opinion. “I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks,” she says. “My mom would say it was a blessing, because it means you never have to wonder if guys are only interested in you because you’ve got boobs.” The Pitch Perfect star adds, “Similarly, I think I’m lucky that I’ve never had a crisis about whether the only reason I’m successful is because I’m crazy hot. It’s not something that crosses my mind.”

Self-awareness is attractive, so I'd probably hit it. Especially when self-awareness is coupled with a nice rack and low self-esteem. I feel like those are two important qualities for a woman to have. Anybody know her snapchat name? I'm gonna need that to close.

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Anna Kendrick Wore This Dress

Lots of cognitive dissonance going on right now.. In the right light, and right makeup, and right dress, Anna Kendrick is cute. Mostly, conditions have to be perfect or her to remotely look hot, but at least she made some sort of effort with the dress (i.e. boobs). Try to ignore the fact that she's all pasty and pointy and looks like how a Pixar rat's love interest would look. I mean, I'd still beat it up or a few hours. Let's not confuse that point. What kind of site do you think I'm running here? Why, you just don't know me at all.

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Anna Kendrick Is Adorable

I realize, she's tiny, pale, and pointy, but just look at Anna Kendrick at the Drinking Buddies premiere at the BFI London Film Festival. Don't you just want to pick her up and put her in your pocket and take her on a carriage ride? Or maybe to the park? Or to a nice dinner? Then, you know, bang her?

 

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Anna Kendrick Did GQ
Anna Kendrick Did GQ

 

 

Let's just get this out of the way, Anna Kendrick is painfully adorable. She also has a big rack and thoughts on what you should do on a first date if you ever had the chance to date. Basically, you shouldn't sing but you should get Del Taco and start drinking if the sex isn't happening as fast as you'd like. I guess what I'm trying to say is does she prefer princess cut? That's really the only one I know and any assistance would be appreciated.

 

 

Image source = GQ

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